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A General's Guide: How To Survive Marriage with a Sickly Prince

"My 3rd son-" "I want the first." "But my 3rd so-" "I want the first." "You do know that my 3r-" "I still want the first" "..." The King looked at his third son, crowned as one of the most beautiful omega in the continent, then at his first son, a sickly twig beta that's known for his tardiness. Slowly he turned to look at the General. "General no offense but, did you perhaps hit your head?" "I did, six days ago." "..." Meanwhile the first prince was leisurely watching the recording from a magic projectile. Taking a sip from his tea, a devilish smile smeared his pale lips. "Threatening to rip his d*ck off really worked. I should've just used it back then, oh well. I'll be sure to use it a hundred times this time around. Not that he has a choice."

ChaoticDepressed · LGBT+
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Magical Carpet Ride (1)

Cyrus wanted to burry a hole and sleep there–for eternity, if possible.

"Ugh..."

The General groaned weakly. Since he couldn't dig a hole outside the Yerin King's palace, he settled with burrying his face on the pillow instead.

This way, he can hide his tomato colored face and possibly suffocate at the same time. Maybe in his next life, he won't have to get hit by a book, be engaged to his murderer and suffer life-threatening embarrassment from someone who wants to castrate him.

'Not to mention he's my second option...'

For some reason, Cyrus thought about the crown prince's offer. Though the other had some screws loose on his head, he seemed to be a much safer option than Licht. At least their first meeting involved a handshake–albeit Cyrus slapping his hand and the other laughing like madman afterwards. Still, it was better than how he first met Licht.