Just realized I never showed Claire to u guys... Here.
(Death's Grace)
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"mmmmmm" I silently gaze at the comedic scene occurring in front of me.
"I'LL KILL THE BITCH! LET ME AT HER!" Death screamed in the never-ending void, a look of pure rage on her face.
"Claire-Sama, please calm down! ACK! LET GO OF MY HAIR!" The struggled voice of a girl called out to her.
Whatever's happening, it's been going on for the last 5 minutes. Frankly, I'm surprised the girl's been able to hold Claire down. I've witnessed her strength first hand... Scary.
So let me bring you to speed. I died (again), woke up at Death's realm (again), and that's all.
Though I did have to suffer the bear hug Claire gave me, almost suffocating me. I don't exactly know the reason Claire has such huge tits... But what the fuck.
"FUCKING LET GO OF ME! I NEED TO KILL HER! KILL! KILL! KILL!" I can't tell if it's sweet she's willing to kill someone for me, or if it's creepy.
"Claire." My voice promptly shut her up, and she struggled to look me in the eyes. Her eyes held intense emotions of rage, sadness, and... Guilt?
Ah, because she trapped me in there basically.
I walk up to her, and pat her head.... I've done it. I have finally did a generic anime thing. Not impressed, it barely look like it's worki-
"*purr*" Claire figurately melted under my touch, nuzzling closer to my hand.
"Well damn." The girl spoke out, her gaze purely focused on the pleasured look of Claire. "I've never seen her like that before... You really have her under your thumb."
Is that a good or bad thing? I mean, it's good for me, seeing as I have the Grim Reaper as a wife... Almost sounds like a anime, or dumb fanfiction name.
[Wall's Menace - 35%]
Taking my hand away, she pouted for a few seconds, before slowly getting up from the ground, and coughing into her hand.
"You." She pointed to the girl. "Forget you saw this. And you." She then pointed to me. "My room. Now~" And she walked off, not before grabbing my arm.
With that, I was dragged away by Claire. getting pushed onto her bed.
"I'm gonna make you forgot all about that experience~" What, me dying or the disgraceful look of a goddess that was shown to me, 1 minute ago.
"Now... Beg~" Ah, good ol S and M
(Timeskip.)
500 words of smut later, and I'm thrown back into Remnant.
"My dick hurts" I tiredly groan out, laying on my bed. Even with defense being over 1,000 I still couldn't keep up with her. "Wait. I sense a disturbance"
"E-EEP!" The ear piercing scream of a girl rang out, causing me to block my ears. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY B-BED!" There's the disturbance I guess.
With as much gracefulness of an elephant, I roll of the bed, the drop taking a little longer than expected.
I open my eyes and take a look at my surroundings... An unfamiliar room.
"Oh, It's you." I lazily call out, spotting a blushing Ruby from the corner of my eye. She was wearing her regular outfit. "How are you?"
"I'm doing good thanks for asking. How are y- DON'T CHANGE THE TOPIC!" But I wasn't? Women are complicated.
As if she read my mind, she glared at me with the force of a million bunnies. "Cute." I mockingly put a hand over my mouth, looking at her with pity.
"I'm not cute! I drink milk!" As if she just solved a universal problem, she puffed her chest? out.
"...So do I?" What the fuck does drinking milk have to do with not being cute? I drank a whole gallon once, does that make me ugly as fuck?
"Then that makes us milk buddies!" In an instant, she was straddling me, her eyes positively beaming with happiness.
'Better get off... I don't think Claire would like this.'
*Door opening noises*
"Huh/Heh?" We both turned to the noise, only to find a black haired girl looking at us with a blank look, before seemingly humming in acknowledgement, glancing at the book in her hand.
*Door closing shut noises*
We stayed silent for a few moments before Ruby was gone.
"WAIT!"
And then there was one, which was me.
"This is honestly the most chaotic thing that's happened to me... And I've had sex with a goddess. Twice." What is this, a dumb humor fanfic?
[I can't think of anymore names Breaker - 50%]
[Perk Gained: He Knows To Much!]
....Oh. Oh my god.
"I'M STRONGER THAN CLARENT!" With quick manipulation of the void, wings sprouted out my back and I was off.
(Clarent Pov)
This is bad. Salem's making her move.
I click my tongue, feeling the unknown magic user within Vale.
There's no way It's not one of hers. They have the same presence of the one's who attacked Amber.
"However..." I focus my sense of the extremely large mana source heading my way. Just a second ago it was in Beacon. Now it's already this close.
3...2...1..... Now
*BOOOM*
"CLARENT, YOU FUCKER!"
What?
(Ren Ashborn Pov)
The dust cleared and I could see Clarent staring with relative shock. YES! FEEL MY POWER! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE WEAK! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[Title Gained: You Need Mental Health. Please call 741741]
Pshh, I don't need help. I'm just a little messed up right now. It'll go away soon.
(Flashforward)
A small town blew up, as a person laughed in the distance.
(End Flashforward)
...Like I said, I'm fine.
I heard a small cough and turned to look at Clarent. His shock wore off and now he just had a raised eyebrow.
"I see you've gotten... abnormally strong." He said which caused me to nod my head. "Not even a day ago and your were barely above the average Huntsmen-In-Training... Nnnnneat!"
I shrugged my shoulders. What was I supposed to say. An entire recap of this dumbass fanfiction?
[FFFFFFF- Stop.]
Hah. No.
[...@*&$(!*)*#)*@$]
"Haaa. I won't question it. Good for you kid." Wow, what a great guy. Definitely dad material. 10/10.
"Can we spar!" I jumped up and down, giddy with excitement like a child who's asking his dad to play catch.
He thought over it for a moment before sighing. "Sure, why the hell not"
"WOOO-"
(Timeskippu)
I... Lost.
Dramatically falling to the ground, I stare down in shock.
"You put up a good fight, kid. The reason you lost is cause of your experience." Clarent blandly stated, yawning into his hand. "You have the strength to beat me but you don't know how to use it." With that he walked off.
I enjoyed the silence before getting up. "Well that fucking sucked!" Like, seriously, my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
I sigh. Clarent's stats are in the 800's and he probably has many skills. He could also be a main character who was experimented on due to his Anti-Magic... Mh.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
[Vytal Festival?]
...What?
"SCRAWWWW"
What?
*screams of the innocent*
"Kid, let's go!" Clarent tugged on my arm, prompting me to snap out my thoughts.
...But... What The Fuck!
(Timeskip)
I stood atop a destroyed building, overlooking the absolute chaos. I have no idea in how not even an hour. Penny's death, the speech, and the invasion. BULLSHIT!
So much for doing that... Guess we have 3 objections to complete then.
Kill Adam, kill Cinder, save Pyrrha. Ozpin? Who's that? Can you eat him.... Shit bad timing.
'Man. Poor Roman... Finally got out of prison only to be eaten... Pft.' Ahh, enough talking.
'I guess my first objective is Pyrrha. hup.' With a bright light, my body transforms into a bird and I take off with great speeds.
(3rd Pov)
With a mere thought, a bow took form into Cinder's hands, an arrow following.
Pyrrha laid on the ground, glaring at Cinder who merely smirked. Cinder reeled the bow back, aiming it at her.
Ruby made it just in time to see the arrow fire. And time slowed down.
The arrow ever so close to Pyrrha, made it's way to her chest, aiming to penetrate.
She couldn't do anything... She could only watch as her friend die-
"HAHAHAH! DRAMATIC ENTRY, BIATCH!" A loud voice broke the suspense, as a foot shattered the arrow.
"Have no fear... Why?" Before Ruby could make sense of what was happening, a red blur flew into wheel.
"Because... Ah, forget it... yo." The excitement in the voice was gone and replaced with a bland tone, and a hand waved at Ruby.
'...It's him!' And like that, hope was reignited.
(Dramatic cliffhanger)
So it's pretty clear Ren now has broken the fourth wall... Shit.
But also... AHHAHAHAHAHAH get cliff hangered..
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(End Stats)
[Ren Ashborn]
Race: Human, 20% Sin
Titles: Death's Gamer, Lover Of Death, Sin Of Envy, Some more I forgot.
[Level: 340 - 42% EXP]
HP: 230,000
AP 205,350
MP: 400,000
STR: 1,400
DEF: 1,245
AGI: 1,305
WILL: 2,500
LUK: 1,000
AP: 9,400
(Skills)
Gamers Mind - MAX
Gamers Body - MAX
Observe - 10/50
Dimensional Travel(Locked)
Weapon Mastery - 32/100
Aura Control - 3/100
Cooking - 43/100
Gaming - 11/100
Martial Arts - 93/100
Body Control - 85/100
Shape-Shifting - MAX
Stealth - 13/100
Killing Intent - 10/100
Flight - MAX