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Dagzo
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2024-07-07 21:05

"Shameful Author Review: I give 5 stars to my story because I love it. We writers need to love our histories so you can too, right? Hey there, future world conqueror! Ever dreamed of ruling the world but thought, 'Nah, that's too much paperwork'? Well, buckle up buttercup, because Elio's about to show you how it's done! This ain't your grandma's 'power of friendship' story (though we've got that too, because even world conquerors need a high-five sometimes). We're talking epic battles, mind-bending magic (literally, we'll bend elements!), and a journey that'll make your head spin faster than Elio dodging a monster's claws. From zero to hero? Pfft, more like from 'can barely afford air' to 'I own the atmosphere, suckers!' Watch as our boy Elio goes from struggling to breathe to basically becoming the world's landlord. And trust me, this lease is for way more than 100 years. So, ready to join the 'Conquest Club'? Don't worry, we have cookies. They cost mana, but hey, nothing's free in this world. Except maybe Elio's snarky comments and impromptu chemistry lessons. Those are on the house. Bring your friends along for the ride, after all, someone's gotta help you keep track of all those elemental reactions. Just remember: in this world, the pen might be mightier than the sword, but a well-timed fireball beats them both! P.S. If you spot any typos, blame the mana shortage. It's hard to proofread when you're busy saving the world and trying to remember if combining oxygen with hydrogen will give you water or a really big boom!"

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ShowmikBD
ShowmikBDLv4

is there romance?

Dagzo
DagzoAuthor

Sure, there's romance! But, I will put the tag only when it starts taking strength... It's a slow burn, simmering in the background. Not the main dish, but definitely a tasty side. Elio’s not just battling monsters and bending elements, he’s got some love brewing too. Think slow-cooked romance that eventually serves up a full course: girlfriend, wife, kids, the whole shebang. Because, why can’t a world conqueror also be a loving hubby and dad? So, buckle up for epic battles and magical mayhem, with a side of swoon-worthy romance that’ll make your heart flutter amidst the chaos. It’s going to be one wild, heartwarming ride! [img=faceslap] Or so I hope...

ShowmikBD:is there romance?
iliacube
iliacubeLv4

is it sf or harem?

Dagzo:Sure, there's romance! But, I will put the tag only when it starts taking strength... It's a slow burn, simmering in the background. Not the main dish, but definitely a tasty side. Elio’s not just battling monsters and bending elements, he’s got some love brewing too. Think slow-cooked romance that eventually serves up a full course: girlfriend, wife, kids, the whole shebang. Because, why can’t a world conqueror also be a loving hubby and dad? So, buckle up for epic battles and magical mayhem, with a side of swoon-worthy romance that’ll make your heart flutter amidst the chaos. It’s going to be one wild, heartwarming ride! [img=faceslap] Or so I hope...
Dagzo
DagzoAuthor

Great question! But... Instead of choosing, I’m creating a character named 'Amor,' a mischievous matchmaker stuck in a dilemma. You know what? I’m too scared to decide cuz... My mom and my wife read this too! And probably my 2-year-old daughter when she’s a teenager!! They would all give me the side-eye, I know... So... hmmm... hmm... hmmm... you decide! #Harem or # SF Cast your votes and shape the story’s love life! I'll do the character in some hours after I finish today's 2 chapters, climax scenes are hard... orz [img=sad]

iliacube:is it sf or harem?
iliacube
iliacubeLv4

fair enough, +1 vote to single female lead.

Dagzo:Great question! But... Instead of choosing, I’m creating a character named 'Amor,' a mischievous matchmaker stuck in a dilemma. You know what? I’m too scared to decide cuz... My mom and my wife read this too! And probably my 2-year-old daughter when she’s a teenager!! They would all give me the side-eye, I know... So... hmmm... hmm... hmmm... you decide! #Harem or # SF Cast your votes and shape the story’s love life! I'll do the character in some hours after I finish today's 2 chapters, climax scenes are hard... orz [img=sad]
Dagzo
DagzoAuthor

It's ready, you can give a like for Single Female now! [img=Loving it] Thank you so much for reading! (∿°○°)∿ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ǝʌol

iliacube:fair enough, +1 vote to single female lead.
Gleipnirtx
GleipnirtxLv4

Crazy the MC Last Name is my real name

Dagzo
DagzoAuthor

Haha, I was waiting for someone to notice! I’ve got a friend named Elian, and I love the meaning of the name because it pretty much embodies the main character of my short story. Plus, I enjoy creating characters who are 'explorers' which is why I gave them the same 'name meaning'. It being a last name it’s also a silly inside joke between a friend and me, which will get a shout-out later in the story... So stay tuned for that! Thank you so much for reading and commenting! (∿°○°)∿ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ǝʌol

Gleipnirtx:Crazy the MC Last Name is my real name
TheGodlyFateFox
TheGodlyFateFoxLv14

vote for single lead

Dagzo:Great question! But... Instead of choosing, I’m creating a character named 'Amor,' a mischievous matchmaker stuck in a dilemma. You know what? I’m too scared to decide cuz... My mom and my wife read this too! And probably my 2-year-old daughter when she’s a teenager!! They would all give me the side-eye, I know... So... hmmm... hmm... hmmm... you decide! #Harem or # SF Cast your votes and shape the story’s love life! I'll do the character in some hours after I finish today's 2 chapters, climax scenes are hard... orz [img=sad]
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Dagzo
DagzoAuthor

New review, as I start the first month of my premium challenges... (To boost my rating? Of course not... orz). I want to thank everyone who has supported the novel so far, whether it's through gifting stones, tickets, or leaving comments. You've kept me entertained and motivated... But I especially want to shout out to the two readers who bought the 4th tier of my privilege... yes, the one that's valued as a rip-off. Thank you so much; you are angels! The single chapter you unlocked definitely doesn't justify the cost, so I know you're doing it just to show your support. I can't express how much I appreciate it. Because of angels like you, and as long as there's at least one reader still interested, I will not abandon this story and will finish it properly. And to one of you who purchased the tier again already, thank you once more! At least this time, I gave a big discount on the privilege chapters for the month to feel better with myself… orz Well, that's all... Oh, wait! Amor hasn't received much love yet. Visit her in Fandom (Characters). By the way, harem is winning, and my wife isn't too happy about that... orz But she'll have to accept it as she promised if the votes swing too much in that direction (It's not my fault, it's what the majority wants, hahaha Democracy). I'm already designing the harem characters… Feel free to ask anything about the story or suggest corrections. Nobody's perfect, so I'll be paying attention and responding to every comment. Once again, thank you all for your support!

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