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To us tigers look orange But to the preys of tigers they look green and amongst the green of the jungle their camouflage is seamless
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OP_FAN9mthComentado por-All regeneration is increased by 2x when exposed to sunlight.- OP_FAN9mthComentado por
No
Scientist claimed that the sound of a frog in Malaysia is the most beautiful. - OP_FAN9mthComentado por
Actually good dad joke
"Smile for the camera," Ben said, his tone shifting to a lighthearted one. "Because if you don't, you might find yourself in a 'flash' of regret later!" He couldn't help but chuckle at his own dad joke, hoping to bring a smile to Peter's nervous face. - OP_FAN9mthrespondió a BlueRedrum
Exactly my thoughts
"Goddamn, though," he muttered, a mixture of appreciation in his voice, "Black Widow, in real life is undeniably sexy." - OP_FAN9mthrespondió a Leviathan_367
Don't they already have cancer?
"I call it Shape of You." - OP_FAN9mthComentado porWalking past a high school couple, I sprayed the pheromones causing them to brawl instead of kissing. Other than that I possess partial superhuman strength, partial superhuman agility, and superhuman stamina.
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There is a lizard that stores very hot and searing acid and shoots it from it's body
Fuck! Lizard powers are actually underrated! How much more do I have? I wondered. - OP_FAN9mthrespondió a LeoRegulus
Being a lawyer must be the main cause of his mental problems
In the kitchen, I cooked a few eggs and ate them with buttered bread. In a separate bowl, I poured some milk and then put the cereal in it. Taking, a spoonful I gulped it down my throat. - OP_FAN9mthComentado por
I'm choking on air
"Goodnight Gummy Bear." - OP_FAN9mthComentado por
The bulk is gonna be crazy
I stared at my pepperoni pizza in deep thought. Then I shook my head. Not enough. I took a bottle of olive oil that was filled with garlic and sprayed it on top of the slice until it was submerged. - OP_FAN9mthrespondió a DaoistOfRefresh
Yea
[Gwen Stacy] - OP_FAN9mthrespondió a Chezebrelephaffe01
Bro? 🤨
Max felt intense burning hot pain for the briefest of instants as the bullet existed on the other side of his neck, shredding his carotid, a portion of one of his vertebral basilar arteries, and cutting straight through his spinal cord. - OP_FAN10mthComentado por38. Transhuman
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Gianussy
"You're a hundred years too young and at least 15 feet too short for me, kiddo," Val replied, chuckling as she shook her head. "But maybe I'll give you a chance if you can take down a yonko or something..." She added, winking at me. - OP_FAN10mthrespondió a Lilbigboss22
The hercules method also enhances the brain
I only realized he was the pirate Bellamy killed in a bar in Jaya over a game of cards after seeing his wanted poster, but that's neither here nor there. - OP_FAN10mthComentado por
Well...
"One broken finger is a small price to pick up chicks, young man..." Liu Fan calmly said in a resolute tone as he stopped the barrage of small rocks and approached Cedric, much to the young man's relief. - OP_FAN10mthrespondió a MagicSand
Bruh my mind...
"I'm Cedric Strode, just a drifter..." I said with a smile as I gathered my bearing and tried to copy his gesture, but my form lacked grace compared to his, to say the least. - OP_FAN10mthrespondió a Nebula_29
💀💀
"Hey there, handsome," Suddenly came an overly feminine voice from beside me, and I turned around to see one of the village women looking at me with this strange smile. "How about a dance?" She coquettishly asked, prompting me to give her a Subtle once-over that went unnoticed. - OP_FAN10mthrespondió a Joe_momma
Not possibleMaybe put him in a choke hold and squeeze the artery in his neck to block oxygen from going into the brain. But snapping the neck? Impossible
Acting as fast as I could, I immediately snatched the backpack and burst into a full-blown sprint, fully intent on getting as far away for Newland as possible. - OP_FAN10mthrespondió a Greed_Anthem[You have gained the perk: Mechaniconvergence (Meta): The ability to assimilate and harness the powers and abilities of machines, integrating their functions and capabilities into one's own being]