Year 4: Bingo!

"I'm so gonna have fun with this one." Takashi smirked as the fire died and the Ganados rushed at them.

Takashi quickly pulled out a grenade and tossed them in their direction before pulling up his gun and taking aim. He waited for the right moment and pulled the trigger just as the grenade was above them. "Boom."

*Bang!*

*Boom!*

The grenade exploded upon impact and a good chunk of Ganado's turned into battered meat. Sheva gave him a look of surprise as Takashi flashed her a smile in return, pulling out a small metal slab from his backpack which expanded into a futuristic-looking Machete.

"What do we do now? Should we take cover inside-"

"No, I need you to provide distance support. I'm gonna draw them in a tight pack and eliminate them using fire." Takashi said as he twirled the Machete in his hand. "Anyone who strays from the pack, you put a bullet through its head and put it down. Got it?"

"Roger." Sheva nodded as she steadied her aim while Takashi tightened the grip around his blade and smirked as he saw his reflection in it.

[Machete (Bladed Melee):

Sharp and lethal. Be careful not to cut yourself. A blacksmith's wet dream.]

"Let's do this."

Takashi smirked as he dashed forward and kicked the nearest Ganado in its gut and cut its head open with a clean slash. Stepping forward he stabbed another Ganado and shot two more behind him in quick succession before they could flank him. Pulling out the blade he beheaded another Ganado that had jumped toward him.

The explosion had made the Ganados antsy and Takashi was planning to take full advantage of it. He cut the tip of the spear aimed at him using his sharper blade, and then he stepped into the Ganado's guard and slit its throat off.

He turned around and raised the Machete as two Ganados jumped at him. Takashi moved the blade forward and skewered them on the blade before pinning them to a wall using the blade tip that was poking out of the back of the second Ganado.

He turned around and grabbed a man who tried to pitchfork him. Takashi easily won the battle in strength against the Ganado and kicked at the man's leg, snapping its kneecap and making it fall to the ground. He spun the pitchfork and stabbed two Ganados in the neck before raising it and stabbing the man in the face.

"Ackk-" The Ganado struggled, screeching and clawing at the Pitchfork but Takashi kicked the metal fork, penetrating and pushing it in further and destroying its brain.

*Bang!* x6

Takashi smiled to himself, the other pack of the Ganados beginning to fall to the ground as Sheva started picking out the loose Ganados. Takashi aimed, moving back towards the Machete that was still lodged into the wall along with the two poor saps as he shot five more down. Takashi smirked, as he saw the Chainsaw bearing Ganado rushing out of the pack, turning in his hill.

*Bang!*

He shot the two Ganados skewered on his blade with last remaining bullet in the chamber and blew their head to bits before pulling out his Machete just in time. Takashi ducked, tucking his gun away for now, and then rolled ahead as he avoided two wind swings of the chainsaw.

Takashi's smirk widened as he flicked the blood off his blade as he assumed a relaxed stance. He pulled out a smoke grenade and the Ganado rushed at him brandishing its chainsaw. The Ganado made a mad dash but Takashi was unbothered as he pulled the pin of the smoke grenade and threw it directly towards the blade of the Chainsaw.

*Clank!*

*Pssssh!*

The grenade sparked as it touched the blades of the chainsaw before it exploded, smoke gushing out in every direction, robbing the Ganado of its vision but it was too late for it to stop its attack.

The blade of the chainsaw abruptly stopped as the Chainsaw had lodged into a thick wooden pillar of a wooden watchtower that Takashi had to lead them towards. The Ganado tried to pull it out but it was too late as Takashi blindsided it, swinging in with his Machete drawn out, and with a clean clash not only did he behead the Chainsaw welding Ganado but he also slashed the Pillar in half causing the watchtower to creak as Takashi smirked.

The head of the Ganado rolled down towards his feet as Takashi smiled looking down while he crafted another weapon taking advantage of the smoke so that Sheva wouldn't notice it.

"I always wanted to one-shot your stupid face." Takashi said as he stepped in its face as the weapon materialized in his hand. "This for all the times you made my life miserable as a kid."

[Super Shotgun (Shotgun):

Wielded by someone who would become Satan's worst nightmare. Deals massive point-blank damage to all anything and can take out multiple canon fodder with a single blast. Remember Slayer, the only thing they fear is YOU.]

Takashi raised his middle finger at the rest of the Ganados as he aimed at the other pillar of the watchtower.

"Doom is Eternal."

(A/N: *Doom music intensifies!*)

*Bang!*

The shot tore off the pillar and the watchtower leaned ahead falling onto the incoming Ganados, either flattening them or trapping them below its debris. Takashi quickly crafted a Molotov and tossed it into the watchtower setting it on fire.

Takashi emerged out of the smoke, putting away the Super Shotgun as he made his way towards Sheva who was handling a few Ganados all by herself.

Takashi's pulled out his gun and was about to fire until the church bell on the hill in the distance began to ring. At that moment, all of the remaining villagers immediately turned as if forgetting everything about trying to murder Takashi and Sheva and turned towards the church.

Sheva who had been sweating previously furrowed her eyebrows as she looked at the mumbling villagers, a lot of questions swirling inside her head.

"Where's everyone going?" She asked putting her gun down reluctantly as she stood beside Takashi who looked at the church bell in the distance.

"Bingo." Takashi joked as Sheva scoffed holstering her gun.

"Yeah as if." She said as she dialed up for Hunnigan over her LINE Comm.

"Hunnigan, I have some bad news." Sheva began as Hunnigan frowned dreading what she was about to say. "We've confirmed the body of an officer and all of the villagers are under the influence of this group."

"Shit. You two need to grab Ashely and get the hell out of there. Look for the tower, and follow the trail I have marked for you, you may find something to help you locate Ashely." Hunnigan instructed as Takashi nodded.

"Got it." Takashi said ending the call as Sheva turned towards him. "You heard her. Come on, let's get moving."

"I hope Ashley's fine." Sheva expressed her worries as Takashi nodded, but didn't comment as he took the lead.

Takashi was itching to span the Super Shotgun but under the guise of conserving ammunition, he had to lead Sheva and sneak around as they made way towards the tower where Luis Sera was being held. Takashi smiled to himself as he grabbed the Ganado who was guarding the room by its head from behind and with a quick movement, he twisted it backward, killing it.

He was looking forward to this encounter.

Entering the first room on the second floor of the tower, they stood in front of a cabinet as they both heard struggling sounds from it. Takashi already knew who it was but let Sheva approach and open the cabinet door cautiously as a man fell out of it, arms and legs tied behind his back.

"Who... Who's this?" Sheva asked confused leveling her gun at the man who frantically shook his head as Takashi chuckled, pushing Sheva's gun away gently as he knelt down beside the man.

"Let's ask him." Takashi said as tore open the man's confines and removed the tape that was around the man.

"A little rough, don't you think?" The man asked as Takashi just chuckled.

"Nah, that was gentle."

"Then what's your tough like?"

"You don't wanna know that." Takashi smiled as he helped the man up. "Trust me."

"You both are...not like them?" The man asked a bit reluctant as Takashi shrugged.

"Nope. Not yet." Takashi smiled as the man nodded.

"Okay. I have only one, very important question." The man began as Sheva raised an eyebrow trying to gauge the man. "You got a smoke?"

Sheva rolled her eyes folding her arms as Takashi laughed.

"I had some." He said as Sheva gave her a look. "What? I'm eighteen. And besides-"

The man and Sheva jolted a bit in surprise as Bitores Mendez along with his two men walked inside crashing the rescue operation.

"-I left it back in the car that these fuckers crashed." Takashi finished as he turned towards them.

"Perfect. The big cheese." The man cursed to himself as Sheva pulled out her gun.

"Bitores Mendez, the village chief. Don't tell me he's just like them." Sheva scoffed as Takashi just grinned walking ahead towards the three new men. The two men were nothing out of the ordinary, but Bitores was a large man comparatively and he had the straight to match it. Not the mention the guy was intimidating looking but Takashi wasn't bothered by it even a little bit.

"He is." Takashi confirmed as his grin widened. "Though, he is a bit special."

Takashi charged at Bitores 'Big Cheese' Mendes and lept up with a spinning kick. Bitores simply raised his hand and caught Takashi's leg, but to his surprise, the force of the kick pushed him back a couple of inches and his hand stung like a bitch.

He hissed, intending to crush this insect along with his companions but his surprise would soon turn into a painful shock as Takashi pushed himself up using his other leg and twisted his body landing a spinning kick to the side of Bitores' face, sending the man flying and crashing into a window.

Landing on the floor, Takashi rolled pulling out his gun and shot one Ganado before he could react, blowing his entire face off from neck up and turned to the other one, which dropped dead in a similar manner to his brother before he could pull the trigger, courtesy of Sheva.

Takashi stood up, nodding in Sheva's direction as he gestured for her to grab the man and just run towards the exit.

"But what about you-" Sheva began but Takashi gave her a stern look.

"Just go." He said as Sheva nodded hesitantly. She grabbed the man they rescued by the collar and dragged him towards the exit do the room, luckily the man didn't resist.

Although resistance arrived in the form of Bitores, who had recovered from Takashi's surprise attack, and boy did he look pissed.

His face was banged up. The kick had turned a good chunk of his right side black and broke shards of windows had lacerated his face in multiple places.

"You heretics-" The man growled and pounced towards Sheva and the guy, but Takashi jumped in.

Takashi ran toward Bitores and attacked him with a flying knee strike to the face. The knee hit him square in the left side of the face and the force also caused his head to bang against the wall.

"Go!" Takashi said as he pulled his hand back and punched the big man in the face, before grabbing his head and banging it into the wall again damaging the wall this time.

Bitores was livid, his head bleeding red from being banged against the wall but Takashi wasn't planning on letting him catch a breath. Just as the man was about the stand he kicked the man in the thigh sending him back to his knees as he grabbed his face yet again and kneed the man in the face.

Not one, not twice. But again and again and again until Bitores's blood was all over his pants. Bitores shakily opened his eyes and Takashi noticed they were red now, he knew he had to end this soon. He jumped and grabbed the chandelier, bringing it down as he smashed it over Bitores' head. He then grabbed the man by the neck, hoisted him up, and wrapped the chain of the chandelier hook around Bitores' neck.

Securing the knot, Takashi pulled out his Super Shotgun and raised it towards the man as he began convulsing about to transform.

"Not now bitch." Takashi said as he pulled the trigger.

*Bang!*

And just like that Takashi blew a hole into Bitores' abdomen. His stomach bled him dry, guts falling out as the man hung from the ceiling, dead.

*Bang!* Bang!*

Takashi shook his head clear, as he heard gunshots outside. He needed to help Sheva and Luis.

"I'll come back to bury you later." He said to himself as he gave Bitores' corpse a last look before running out of the room.

Running out of the room and towards the gunshot, Takashi jumped out of the second-floor window.

*Crash!*

The glass shattered as Takashi timed his fall and landed on a Ganado sneaking up on Sheva. Takashi landed on it, he put his legs on its head, and slammed it onto the ground, crushing it to a pulp.

Sheva jerked as turned around before sighed in relief that it was Takashi. Takashi pulled out a smoke and a frag grenade before nodding at her and pointing towards a building.

"Run for it." He said and Sheva nodded blowing two more Ganado heads before rushing towards the house. Takashi's hand twitched wanting to pull out the Super Shotgun again but he managed to curb his temptation and threw the smoke grenade first obscuring the Ganado's view before throwing in the live frag grenade.

Takashi turned on his feet and ran towards the house as well as the grenade exploded behind him taking a third of the Ganados out with its explosion.

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Entering the lower basement of a vacant house, Sheva closed the basement door behind him as she began to inspect him for any injuries.

"What the hell were you thinking fighting him alone..." Sheva said in a low voice inspecting his face as Takashi smiled to himself while the man just looked at the two and smirked to himself, admiring the interaction.

"I am alright." Takashi said interjecting Sheva's rant as he grabbed her hands. Sheva's face twitched wanting to say something more but sighed. "I needed to make sure that none of them would pursue us later, especially Bitores. That man was trouble."

"Alright." Sheva nodded pulling back as she flashed Takashi a small smile. "Thank you. Just don't do that again... Partner."

"No promises." Takashi smiled looking into Sheva's eyes before pulling away and turning towards the man.

"Ai yi yi. Finally decided to notice me?" The man said in a teasing tone, his accent making it even more ridiculous as Takashi smiled while Sheva just looked at him blankly. "Nah, that's alright. Carry on you two."

"Enough jokes." Sheva said waving her hands as she pulled up a chair and took a seat in front of the man who was sitting on the floor while Takashi sat on a table in the corner. "You want to tell us what's going on here."

"Americano, si?" The man asked as looking at Sheva as Takashi shook her head.

"She's African and I'm Japanese." Takashi said pointing at himself. "If that wasn't obvious."

"Well, what brings you two to this part of the world?" The man asked ignoring Sheva's question.

"My name's Sheva and my partner here is called Takashi." Sheva said introducing them as she pulled out Ashley's photograph. "We came here looking for this girl. Have you seen her?"

The man looked at the photo and frowned.

"What are you two supposed to be a cop or something?" The man asked scoffing as he looked away. "Nah, you don't look the type."

"Maybe." Takashi shrugged. "What do we look like to you?"

"Like some actors trying to shoot some interracial porno." He joked as Takashi chuckled but Sheva wasn't amused.

"Funny." Sheva said flatly. "Just answer the question."

"Okay, Let me guess." The man hummed dramatically as he rubbed his chin in thought. "She's the President's daughter? Aye?"

"That's too good for a guess." Sheva said putting the photo away as she narrowed her eyes. "Want to start explaining?"

"Psychic powers." The man wise cracked again but Sheva just smiled as she put her hands around her gun. "Alright! Alright! I'm just kidding, amigo!"

"Well, start talking." Takashi smiled as the man nodded unnerved.

"I overheard one of the villagers talking something about the President's daughter in the church." The man said as Sheva pulled up her Comm and traced the route towards the Church.

"And just who might you be?" Sheva asked looking at her comm as the man flashed her a charming smile.

"Me llamo Luis Sera. I used to be a cop in Madrid. Now I'm just a good-for-nothing guy, who happens to be quite the ladies' man." Luis introduced himself as he wiggled his eyebrows at Sheva who sighed rolling her eyes.

"Sorry, but you don't look the ladies' man part to me." She said as Luis visibly deflated.

"Well, I used to be ladies' man I guess. Until you showed up." Luis said as he looked at Takashi, looking at his muscular form with a bit of envy. "You said you were eighteen right? Just what did they feed you? Why are you so jacked up?!"

"Steroids." Takashi said sarcastically as Sheva chuckled.

"No way." Luis shook his head, not believing.

"Really, just better steroids and a lot of training." Takashi said dryly as Luis flashed him a blank look.

"You don't wanna tell right?"

"Nope." Takashi said, smiling as he popped the 'P'. "Well, the training part is true though-"

*Thump!*

Their conversation was cut short as an axehead cut into the basement door.

"Ahhhh!" Luis shrieked in surprise as Sheva backed up reaching for a gun. Takashi jumped off the table and pulled out Archangel.

*Thump!*

The axehead hit the door again and ripped out a good chunk of the door.

"Do something cops!" Luis said, worried about his safety as Takashi looked at him.

"We are not cops." Takashi mumbled as he nodded at Sheva, signaling her to get ready. "We are much more than that."

*Thump!*

The axehead hit again and the door almost gave out. The groans of a swarm of Ganados could be heard as Takashi decided that it was time to act.

A hand reached inside, through the tear and towards the latch as Takashi raised his leg and kicked so hard that the door flew out of the hinges along with the Ganado sending it crashing into more of its brethren.

"Holy shit." Luis said in amazement as Takashi jumped into the swarm pulling out his Machete. There were twenty of the Ganados with one already down from the kick, its neck broken.

A swing from the Machete cleaved of three heads and six rounds hit heads in the dead center leaving only nine more standing.

"Kill them!" One said as Takashi raised the Machete and stabbed it in the face before spinning on his heels and slashing off the arms of another man who tried to tackle him.

Quickly reloading Archangel he shot two more, stomping on the head of the armless one, and turned to finish off the rest but Sheva had already taken care of them.

They both shared a look inspecting the carnage around Takashi as Sheva sighed.

"I was worried for nothing." Sheva shook her head with a smile. "You are as efficient and as brutal as your legend made you seem. It's an honor to work with you."

"The pleasure is all mine." Takashi said as he looked past Sheva suddenly. "Shit, Luis escaped!"

"What?!" Sheva said spinning on her heels and cursed. "That bastard! What do we do?!"

"Judging from his initial reaction, he probably knows something about all this, and these villagers appearing so suddenly must have spooked him. You should go after and track him. If he knows anything about the plot behind Ashley's kidnapping then he could be a key witness and valuable for Vice President Aubrey." Takashi said as Sheva nodded. "I'll go check out the church and search for Ashley. I'll call you if I find her."

"Alright." Sheva said, not questioning his decision this time as she had just witnessed his raw combat prowess so closely. She checked her ammunition stash and nodded at Takashi. "Take care, partner."

"You too, stay frosty." Takashi said as she nodded running off towards the direction Luis had gone.

"Now, to the church." Takashi muttered to himself as he walked out of the house. The streets were empty but he didn't want to take the risk so he ran toward a low shack and used the fence as a springboard and latched onto the edge of a rooftop before pulling himself up. "Have to take the high road I guess."

(A/N: Parkour! Parkour!)

Just as he was about to start free running his Comm beeped and it was Hunnigan calling.

"It's been hours Takashi. Are you guys okay?" Hunnigan asked worried as Takashi nodded.

"Sorry I couldn't get in touch sooner but we were a bit tied up dealing with hordes of these crazed Villagers."

"You're okay, right?"

"I'm fine. There was a male civilian held captive, Luis Sera was his name. According to him, Ashley's in a church somewhere." Takashi explained as Hunnigan hummed jotting it down on her notepad.

"What happened to him?"

"He managed to escape." Takashi said flatly as Hunnigan looked up from her notepad and gave him a look to which he responded with a shrug. "I was busy killing and so was Sheva. She is chasing him down as we speak."

"Alright. Find that church quick and locate Ashely."

"Gotcha." Takashi smiled. "See you on the flip side."

Takashi said as he began free running outwards the church that was across the Village.

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Takashi sniffed the air which smelled like blood, rust, and smoke as he arrived in front of the church. The vibe the church gave off was completely opposite to what you would expect from a holy place.

"But I guess, it has been corrupted now." Takashi said as he grabbed at the gates of the church and prepared to jump over but before he could. His Comm beeped yet again.

"Takashi... I've been able to gather some new info that might help you." Hunnigan said as Takashi nodded.

"Fill me in." He already knew what was happening but he had to play his part to not break the flow too much or else it would be hard for him to predict what was coming next.

"Apparently, there's a religious cult group involved. They're called the Los Illuminados." She informed him as he nodded.

"Los Illuminados? Poppy." Takashi commented spitting out his gum. "Anyway, I forgot to tell you that I ran into Village Chief a while ago."

"you're okay, right?" Hunnigan asked concerned as Takashi nodded.

"Of course." Takashi smiled. "I put him down."

"That's good to know." Hunnigan smiled back. "Where are you now?"

"I'm at the church. Was preparing to break in until you called." Takashi said as Hunnigan raised her eyebrows, a bit surprised.

"Well, that's great! Ashley's safety is our immediate priority." She said as Takashi nodded. "All the best, Takashi."

"Thanks." Takashi said disconnecting the call as he causally jumped over the fence and walked towards the door of the church. "Ah, this is nostalgic."

Pressing his hands against the wooden door he noticed that there was an imprint on the door that would require an insignia to access the church inside but Takashi had other ideas than taking a detour and finding the fucking insignia.

"If I wanted to take that path I don't think I wouldn't be here right now." Takashi said as he caressed the door and a prompt appeared in front of him.

"Bitch, I'm here to speedrun."

The doors dissolved in front of him converting into MP as Takashi stepped inside. He looked around and hummed to himself, impressed by the interior.

"This takes some money indeed." Takashi said to himself as he walked to the left chamber passage where he spotted a ladder. Humming to himself he quickly climbed to the top and walked toward the room where Ashley was being held in. The door was protected by metal gates which Takashi promptly dissolved granting him immediate access to the door.

He twisted the doorknob and entered the room, as he spotted a very terrified Ashley. Takashi observed her and he realised that the game did no justice in portraying her beauty.

Ashley looked almost ethereal and her 'ballistics' well, those were quite eye-catching, to say the least.

"Don't come!" Ashely shrieked backing away as Takashi didn't allow his eyes to linger on her huge knockers anymore, not wanting to make her any more uncomfortable. "Don't come!"

Ashley picked up a piece of wood and threw it in Takashi's direction but he simply swatted it away.

"Take it easy there, ma'am." Takashi said gently as he stepped close as Ashley curled up in a corner expecting the worst.

"No! Get away!" She said covering her face as Takashi approached her and knelt beside her.

"Calm down. Everything's going to be just fine." He said as he put his hand around her shoulder. She flinched but didn't react much as Takashi calmed her down. "My name's Takashi Komuro and I'm here at Vice-President's request to rescue you."

"What?" Ashley perked up leaning in closely with excitement as Takashi backed up a bit, not wanting any accidents. Ashely was excited to hear from her father, as if her previous worries were unwarranted and as if she wasn't in a muddy situation right now. "My father?!"

"That's right, and we have to get you out of here. Come with me." Takashi said offering her his hand as he pulled her up. Helping her up, he dialed up for Hunnigan as his Comm lit up.

"It's Takashi. I've succeeded in extricating my subject." Takashi said as Hunnigan grinned. "She's safe and sound."

"Good work, Takashi. I'll send a chopper over right away." She said as Takashi frowned.

"You might want to hold onto that." Takashi said as Hunnigan mimicked his frown. "I have a bad premonition about this thing-"

"We can't do that. It's Mr. Aubrey's order to get Ashley out of there ASAP. I can't do that even if it's you, Foxtrot." Hunnigan responded in a stern tone as Takashi narrowed his eyes.

"Very well. Do as you please." Takashi said as Hunnigan smiled before Takashi interjected. "But remember, don't blame me as if I didn't warn you. If something happens, it's all on you."

"A-Alright."

"Whatever, then."

"I'll highlight another trail that you should take to get out of the village. The chopper will pick you up beyond there." Hunnigan said as Takashi simply nodded.

"I'll be there once I regroup with Sheva. Over."

Takashi disconnected the call as he stepped out of the room with Ashley following him.

"Is everything alright?" Ashley asked nervously as Takashi stopped in front of the ladder.

"It's fine. Nothing to worry about." Takashi said as he stepped aside as he gestured her towards the ladder. "Ladies first."

"W-Why me first?! You could go down-"

"Because I am not wearing a skirt. You are." Takashi deadpanned. Ashely shut her mouth a bit embarrassed as she giggled nervously.

"Ah, makes sense." She said as Takashi offered her a hand, helping her down the ladder. Once down, Ashely stepped back as Takashi simply jumped down. "Wow... You are strong."

"Hmm, I am." Takashi said taking the lead as he walked towards the church hall, unaware the look Ashley have him as she sneakily eyed his handsome and muscular form.

Out of the passage Takashi and Ashley made a break for the door until someone from the altar called them out.

"I'll take the girl." A man called out as Takashi smirked to himself turning back while Ashely stepped behind Takashi for protection.

The man was dressed in fancy medieval robes and carried a staff in one hand. This was the leader of Los Illuminados.

"Osmand Saddler." Takashi said as he grinned at the man who frowned, not happy that Takashi somehow knew his name.

"It appears you have done your research, whoever you might be." The man said in a holier-than-thou tone which irked Takashi just a bit. "No point hiding I guess. My name is Osmund Saddler, the master of this fine...religious community."

"Don't you mean the bougie circus you've got? The fuck you want? An audience?" Takashi asked scoffing in an uninterested voice which pissed Osmand off. "I think the two of us would be enough for the crap you'd put out."

"What an insolent child. But it is true, that we require an audience. After all, we do plan to demonstrate to the whole world, our astounding power, of course." Saddler said spreading his hands as Takashi stared at him blankly. "No longer will the United States think they can police the world forever. So we kidnapped the President's daughter, in order to give her our power, and then send her back."

"No..." Ashley whispered to herself as she grabbed her neck where they had injected the parasite. "Takashi! I think they shot something in my neck!"

'You think?' Takashi thought to himself as he opened his inventory and eyed the Super Shotgun, his hands itching to use it again, and now would be a perfect time.

"We just planted her a little...gift. Oh, there's going to be one hell of a party when she returns home to her loving father." Saddler said laughing to himself as he looked at them with a look of disdain. "But before that, I thought I might bargain with the President for some...donations. Believe it or not, it takes quite a lot of money to keep this church up and running."

"Faith and money have great synergy if done justly by the right people. But I don't think that you are either a just or a righteous person." Takashi smiled as Osmand narrowed his eyes. "So take your ideas and shove it up your ass lest you make me do it for you, because if I do it then boy..."

"...will you be in a world of pain then." Takashi smirked as Saddler snarled.

"Silence heretic! Once we capture you we will give you the same gift and once the eggs hatch, you'll become my puppet as well, mindless. Involuntarily, you'll do as I say and I'll have total control over your minds." Saddler hissed as he raised his staff. "I have no place for rebels!"

Saddler banged his staff on the floor as the church doors opened and two zealots entered, armed with crossbows as Ashley stepped behind Takashi who smirked pulling out Archangel.

"Today, you are going to learn your place child-"

*Bang!*

"Ahhhhhhh!" Saddler screamed in pain as Takashi shot him in the face. Takashi grinned like a maniac, as Saddler growled with rage looking up at him.

Saddler's left side of the face had been pulverized from the impact of the bullet, courtesy of Archangel and one could see small tentacles and flesh moving under his partially exposed anatomy. "You worm!"

Saddler screamed as and pointed his staff in Takashi's direction as sharp tentacles shot out from under his robes and rushed towards Takashi and Ashely.

Ashely froze in fear but Takashi just grinned as he had been waiting for this moment. Takashi pulled out the Super Shotgun and aimed as the tentacles approached him.

"Man shut the fuck up."

*Bang!*

*Bang!*

(A/N: Reader-kun blast BFG Division through those fucking speakers!)

The tentacles exploded, not even resisting against the shells as they tore through the vulgar mass of the twitching muscles. Saddler hissed as Takashi hoisted the Super Shotgun over his shoulder after reloading it as Ashley stared at him in awe.

"You talk mad shit for a guy who is about to die soon." Takashi smirked as he leveled the killing machine at Saddler.

"Cause I'm about to rip and tear into you until I'm done."

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