17. Shameless to the max

"Why are you so interested in my love life anyway? I'm not dating anyone. Unless you are interested?" I ask with a grin.

She looks confused before the shock sets in. "What? Ridiculous! Who would want to be part of your little love group." she asks red faced.

Much to her shock Wanda and Jean put thier hands up. Followed by Laura who doesn't know what's going on. I just lower her hand and pat her head.

Rogue looks a bit conflicted like she wants to but she also doesn't.

"Thanks for the vote of confidence ladies. Anyway, like I said, I'm not forcing anyone into anything. Nor have I lied about my intentions. Besides I've been here for 4 days." I point out. "Besides I faced down a primal god and bitch slapped another out of my mind do you think my will could be swayed by a normal person?"

This pulls her up short.

A massive momentum rolls off my body pressuring them as I stand up proud and tall. The power of a man who stood against a god and fought back!

"You havent seen a level of shamelessness at this tier before! It dwarfs the gods themselves!" I say proudly.

The girls just facepalm.

"Anyway it's getting late you should all head to bed. Everyone is tired from the hectic day and we have school tomorrow." I fake a yawn.

"Liar! You dont even sleep!" Kitty tells as I push the trio out of my room.

"Toodles!" I smile before closing the door.

I let out a sigh before turning back to the remaining two who are looking at me.

"Well you are welcome to head to bed or sleep in here if you like, Kitty was correct that I dont sleep. So I'll be up most of the night reading." I explain.

As soon as that sentence finishes the door burst open and Jean floated in before floating out the duo to thier own rooms.

Kitty just gives me a smug look.

I shrug to piss her off and pick up a book before waving my hand and closing the door in her face.

As soon as the door closes I dive down into my subconscious and stare down the large bird.

"First rule, My fucking rules." I say towards the big ass bird.

"This is my body, my mind, mine! You are a guest in my home, fucking act like it. You will fucking respect it. You shit on my hospitality and you can bet your ass I'll beat you like a fucking dog and rub your nose in it." I tell the bird.

The bird flares up. "Boy do you know who..."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I roar as the bird clams up.

"I don't give a fuck who you are you spoiled little fucking brat! My fucking body, my fucking rules! Are we clear?!" I shout at the bird who nods.

"Good now take human form!" I demand.

"What..?!"

"TAKE HUMAN FORM!"

*POOF.*

Standing there is a red haired woman who looks kind of like Jean but with a more ethereal beauty she has flaming hair and is wearing a flowing red dress.

Quick as a flash I have her bent over my knee.

"What are you...?"

*PLAK!* *PLAK!* *PLAK!* I paddle her ass with my hand.

"That's the fucking problem with kids these days! Never had thier ass beat for doing something wrong and it fucking shows!" I grumble.

A chair appears in my mind.

"Now fucking sit and think about what you did." I point at the chair as the mighty pheonix seems to be in shock.

"I SAID FUCKING SIT!"

She quickly scurries to the chair.

"Good girl, next time I'm back in here I want an apology and a reason why you are sorry am I clear?" I stare down the woman.

"Yes..."

I pat her head before appearing back in my room.

I pull put my phone and quickly look up the blueprints for an item.

With my new mental skills from Forge I can easily piece everything together.

Soon a perfectly replicated Desert Eagle is in my hands.

A quick search of bullets and now I've got a full clip loaded. I need to test it out.

Why a gun one might ask? Bitch this is America and alot of problems can be solved at gun point.

People arent afraid of some kid they don't know has super powers. You add a gun into the equation and people are willing to sit down and talk. Much cleaner and less traceable than ripping someone's head off with my own hands too.

Maybe I should look into adamantium and get a gun made out of that stuff, how cool would it be to slap bullets out of the air with a gun?

I store the gun in my spatial ring.

Next a pitch black karambit appears. No it's not made from metal it's made from obsidian and super fucking sharp. Maybe i could make one from diamond.

As for why?

Do you know how fucking deadly someone like quicksilver would be if you gave him a fucking knife? Well and he wasnt a fucking idiot. Also obsidian because I expect magneto so show up at some point.

Maybe I should learn to throw knives? Light speed throwing knives? Oof.

That's what I spent the night doing, learning how to throw throwing knives and watching YouTube because I have the fucking attention span of a child.

By morning somehow I ended up learning about lock picking and proceeded to make locks to pick for no fucking reason.

Jean pushed the door open and saw me surrounded by various locks and with a diamond lock picking set in my hands.

"I'm not even going to ask. Are you ready for breakfast?" She says with a sigh.

"Uhh? Yeah." I toss the lock picking set into my ring discretely before heading out of the room.

Seems Wanda and Laura were both waiting for me.