Chapter 1 Extra: Dragonfly Dinner Table Lessons
Here we have Dragonfly's Dinner Table Lessons:
First, when you're at the dinner table, treat everyone like family! Even when they're an enemy, once they sit down on their chairs to eat with you, you must always lower your weapon and feast on the food. If you want to continue fighting, do it after eating.
Second, food is food. You are permitted to smack your companion in the head if they insult the dishes or drop it on the floor. If they insult the dish AND drop it on the floor, you may execute them if possible. (Just kidding, but you can do that anyway.)
Third, learn the importance of sharing. Miss Flora always taught all the disciples of the Cardinal Manors to never be stingy and always share what they have when somebody asks for or needs it. So, when you're at the dinner table, if your companion didn't get to taste a dish while you still have some of it in your bowl, offer it to them. Let them be greedy. You can smack them later anyway. (Don't tell Miss Flora I said that.)
That will be all for today!
Toodles!
P.S. Fauna, Carlos and the demon ladies still haven't returned. Strange.