Just Passing By

James finally came out of the forest, he escaped from the tiger-like monster in the flower field, and from the monkey in the forest, and on his way out, he ran into a pathway, but, sadly for our protagonist, he also ran into two dead bodies, a fat man with fancy clothes who was crying and pissed himself, and three people who looked like bandits, smell like bandits, and were clearly bandits.

"I really hate my luck." – said in a faint voice James, that only him hear what he said.

The four people look a James.

"Well, well, look what the destiny brings to us." – said a skinny guy with a tower-like orange hair.

"A f*cking handsome guy, let's kill him!" – said a fat man with a red chubby face and short green hair.

"Oh, I like what I see." – said a woman with a melon-size breasts.

The fancy clothed fat man wants to cry, especially when he saw his two mercenaries, he hired lying dead besides his carriage, regretting not having followed the advice of an old friend of him, and spending more money in hiring bodyguards of at least Great Rank Warrior.

The Two High Rank Warriors who he contracts died very quickly when attack by surprised by the three bandits, the two could not even unleashed their weapons.

And now, an innocent teenager would die at the hands of the three damn bandits who kill his guards.

'Why life is so unjust?' – ask in his mind the fat man who start to smell the unpleasant smell of his urine.

Meanwhile the "innocent teenager" seeing the situation in which he found suddenly, and seeing for just a tiny moment (or actually half the time) the breasts of the woman with those melon-size breasts, thank to that she was only wearing a bra on the upper part of her body, the temptation was a bit harsh, but James stood strong and resist that dark voice who said to him to still be looking, and now, calm down himself, James managed to focus.

"I admit it, I was just passing by, and if you excuse me, I have a date with a beautiful woman with orange-size breasts deep in the woods." – said James who started to walk in the direction of the forest from which just a minute ago he finally left.

Seeing the young man walking away, the leader of the team of bandits was mad.

"Sandia! Finish him off!" – ordered the guy with tower-like orange hair.

"Yes!" – the fat man with red face and green hair answered, and then with his huge mace, he starts walking towards James, seeing the fat man getting to close to him, James's arm himself with brave, and did what a true man should do in this kind of dangerous situations…

Bow down and ask for forgiveness.

"Lord Bandit! Fat Bandit! Sexy Melon-Size Breasts Bandit! Please, let me go! I swear that I won't say what happened here." – plea James.

"Oh, don't worry, dead man doesn't tell tales, or was dead man can't talk?" – the orange hair man was now confused. – "Whatever, Sandia, kill him." – order the skinny man.

Seeing the fat man closer, seeing his sweaty and smelly body, his bouncy man chest, and that red and disgusting face, poor James felt what real terror was.

"Please, Don't R*pe Me!"

Sandia pause for a moment, thinking he misheard what James just said, yet he still walks closer and closer to the "innocent teenager" who shall die soon by his mace.

"No!" – James loudly Yelled, scaring everyone present. – "Please, somebody help me, do not let these crazy people r*pe me, I am still a virgin (I think?), don't let the fat man and that skinny guy r*pe me, although you can let the melon-size breasts woman came closer"

Then he continues:

"Someone, somebody, please, hear my sweet voice, someone strong, handsome, and mighty, please save me from this b*stards, oh, where is my charming prince with his white horse?"

Hearing James words, everybody present where shocked for a few seconds, the Bandit named Sandia was the most shocked of everyone, he turned confused to see his boss.

"Jajaja." – the woman began laughing so hard, while the leader of the trio couldn't believe that the "Innocent Teenager" could said such words.

"Finish him." – order again the orange hair bandit.

"Yes boss!" – answered Sandia.

"No!" – James slowly walked away, but inside him, a feeling was growing and growing.

"Sorry dude, but orders are orders." – say Sandia.

"Come on Zanahoria, I'm interested in the little boy." – said the woman.

"Shut up Melon, you know very well that we don't let witness alive, so, Sandia, finish already with this f*cking b*stard." – order again Zanahoria.

"Tch, what a letdown." – said Melon.

James who was kneeling, begged for mercy.

"Please Fat Bandit, I know that I'm just too handsome and you are jealous, but please, I was just passing by, I swear I won't tell anything, I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, well, I saw some breasts, but as a man that's something one must do, is in our DNA, so please, I'm just a little nobody." – but when James said those last words, for some reason, he felt a lot of discomfort and anger.