Twist of the Quest!

"Brother Crow, can you tell me what the heck is going on? Where am I?" I asked in an anxious voice.

"You are deep in the forest, outside of the Village. There are 10 ninjas around you. You know one of them. He is going to kill you." said calmly, Crow.

"Why are you so calm. What the hell should I do? I listened to your instructions and get caught. Now I'm about to die in here. And I can't see anything." I said

"Oh, it's because you have gunny sack on your head. That is why you can't see. Not a big deal. Relax." said with while drinking imaginary tea from an elegant teacup.

"You are kidding me right. You finally did it. You couldn't take it anymore, living in a world you have no idea, you lost your faith in me too. And now you are going to free yourself from my death. I knew it. You and your ugly voice, I shouldn't have trusted them." I said with my inner shout. I was really furious.

"What did you say ungrateful pervert bastard. You jump to a conclusion without evidence. Blaming your brother. I just said, follow the quest, it will give you a good reward. This is kinda reward, never disappoints you." said with same angry voice.

Active Quest: 3

Take Anbu Mission: Take Mission from Hokage and accomplish it with an ace. Don't let anyone on your team die. Expiration date: 3 years. (1 month left)

Reward: 2500 exp, Chakra Sword with very good compatibility.

Find a Girlfriend: You will spend some time in this world. It's dangerous out there. Find a girlfriend to spend some time. (Repeatable forever. Can take as much as girlfriends. But as long as you get caught, the punishment will be double of the reward.)

Reward: 1500 exp

Get Caught: There are some people scheming against you. They will try you capture you soon. Let them caught you. (Quest with a branch. Finish the first condition to learn a new one.)

Reward:?

I didn't read it wrong. I checked over ten times. Quest really wants me to let myself get caught. What if reward "?" means my death. I'm getting pessimist time to time, for example, previous life of mine on earth death was a reward to me. What if this is the same. I mean I don't want to die now, but subconsciously I might have asked for it.

"Don't talk nonsense. Let's wait and see." said Crow try to calm me.

As I was thinking about how to refute, the gunny sack over my head is taken and I saw my kidnapper. 4 years old blonde kid with blue eyes. There was 9 Chunin around him looking at me with a sneer. Naruto spoke first. "So you bastard are a spy send by Orochijosei or from Kumo Village right?" asked with lofty manner. "You came to my village to take all young female ninjas so your Village will get to breed with them and you will get our secret jutsus. 1 stone 2 birds. But guess what? I see through you. I'm the genius among genius, Namikaze Naruto, will never let that happen." said with an arrogant face.

I hate kids. Especially stupid kids. Most importantly spoiled stupid kids. But now there is a new level. I hate the Naruto type of kids. I will kill you.

As I was getting angrier and wondering why my gamer mind never calms me, 9 Chunin start to approach and beat me with punches and kicks. As I was furious, I had a whistling sound in my mind. First I thought it was Naruto then again, I checked. Yes, it was bastard Crow. Like, I dying wasn't his problem. Watching as I got beaten, he was whistling. BASTARD!

Just as I was about the go lunacy rage, I saw a yellow flash and all 9 Chunin fall to the ground. Naruto had shocked face seems like he wasn't believing this was actually happening. Then I saw my savior punch Naruto right in the face. And speak with an angry yet soft voice.

"You unfilial bastard. How many times I told you, don't act with your impulse. You stain my name with your every action. I even quit Hokage position because of you. You are my shame." said the blonde man with a white cape. There were flames rising edge of the cape. There was writing, but it was covered so it was unreadable.

"He is the fourth Hokage." said Crow.

So this is how it is. I couldn't even speak with my inner voice, as I was beaten up badly. Fourth Hokage turn to me and said

"I'm sorry for my son, Hitomi-kun. I heard about you from Third. I'm now going to take you to the medical ninja so they can heal you." Before he does that, he flashed once and Naruto vanished before my eyes.

"This is space-time jutsu 'Flying Thunder God Technique'. One of the best. You better not miss it." said Crow as I illuminated by a sudden change of event.

"Thank you." I said with my manner. As Fourth smile and touch my shoulder I was teleported to Village Hospital and new quest heard.

"Sub quest accomplished. New branch quest opened."

Branch Quest: Convince the Fourth Hokage to give you one of his special kunai.

Reward: Flying Thunder God Technique

I got so excited immediately. Fourth Hokage Namikaze Minato, spoke with the head of the hospital and explained my condition and came to me and apologized again and was about to leave.

"Fourth Hokage. I have a favor to ask. I think your son is a spoiled kid and he will be bitter because you punched him for me so he will look for trouble in the future. So I would like to ask one of your special Kunai to intimidate him by saying 'Your Dad will be here, as soon as I call him.' so I can solve the problem without hurting him." said with full honesty. The reason I approached honestly is First, I like honest way. Yes, I scheme when needed and can lie like a champion without sweating, still don't like to lie. Second, I really could hurt Naruto bad if he looked for trouble with me, as I already hate him to the bone.

"It makes sense." said and flashed away while one kunai with seals started to fall where Fourth was standing. I grabbed it right away.

Crow's voice came to my mind."Quest accomplished." said.

"This is all? What about the reward?" I asked. I went through a lot to get this reward.

"It's in your hands. Adopt it and you will start to use it in no time." said Crow brother.

"Oh, so this is also a thing? Well, doesn't matter as long as I get it." said while I passed out...