Werewolf

"Why?" Jessica asked, perplexed.

Elmer looked smug and said, "Because he approaches it from a scientific perspective, without considering your inner feelings. It's essentially the physical contact between the mouth and the opposite sex's genital organs, you see?"

"Are you calling Einstein a romantic fool then?" Jessica raised her head and asked.

"Actually, Einstein wasn't a romantic fool. Legend has it that he had an illegitimate daughter and neglected the education and life of his youngest child, who ended up with schizophrenia. He also divorced and remarried, and had a daughter named Elsa. Anyway, I was just giving an example." Elmer teased.

"So, you're making fun of me then," Jessica pouted like a young girl and stared directly at Elmer.

"Of course not, my dear. I love you more than anything," Elmer gazed at Jessica affectionately, his eyes flashing a hint of wickedness.