Trivialities

Elmer walked into his room feeling a little confused and tired. He had expected his maid Elizabeth to be there, but the room was empty.

Ever since he had become a vampire, Elmer had hoped to find Elizabeth lying on his bed, where he could suck her blood and have sex with her, turning her into a vampire as well.

After all, vampires he created with his mouth could live just like humans, there was not much of a difference.

He closed the door and drew the curtains, then walked over to the mirror. He took off his lab coat, turned around and looked at his back, where two wounds were carved into his skin where the black wings had grown out.

"It seems like this is not a dream, and I really am a vampire, and maybe a Vampire Lord," Elmer thought. He felt that the title of "Vampire Lord" was just a name and didn't hold much actual significance.

Did being a Vampire Lord mean that countless vampires would bow down to him?

No!

"A symbol of corruption," Elmer murmured. As he did, his wounds opened up and a pair of black wings extended from them.

Looking at his reflection in the mirror, Elmer felt like he had become a fallen angel, like Lucifer. "Haha, quite beautiful. I wonder how many women would kneel before me?" he thought, with a wicked grin on his face. He was nothing like his former self.

"I can't say 'God bless me' now because God doesn't welcome fallen angels," Elmer said, taking a deep breath. The black wings retracted and turned into a lump of decaying flesh on the floor.

Lying on the bed, Elmer took out his phone, which had run out of battery and shut down. He found a spare battery on his desk, put it in, and restarted the phone.

Before the interface was fully loaded, he heard a series of text message alerts.

"It seems like my popularity is quite high," Elmer muttered.

Luna: Elmer, you little rascal! I'm done with you! You promised to let me take a day off, but why didn't you come today? Your phone was turned off when I tried to call you! Hmph! The counselor said if you don't come to class again, she'll make sure you never come back!

Looking at the date, it's from yesterday. Elmer didn't attend class again this morning, so the counselor probably went off on him again.

Julia: I have already transferred 100,000 to your account. You should take your mother to see a doctor soon. Although I have always blamed her for taking Barnaby away, it has been so many years and I have let go of my anger. Hehe, people cannot come back to life, but what I can do is give you some money. You can also come to my company when you have time. The flight attendants there all say they enjoy chatting with you! Oh, there's one more thing, I don't know if I should say it, but if you don't mind, let me be your godmother and you can be my godson.

"Godmother? That's interesting," Elmer shrugged and looked at the next text message.

Daisy: Handsome, why don't you ever call me? Yao Yao misses you so much~ If you have some free time, give me a call. Whatever you want to do, I'll satisfy you. Not just a little suck, oh, the taste of that thing of yours is pretty good~

Elmer remembered that this was the flight attendant who was willing to give him oral sex. It seemed like she was a slutty type who just wanted to have sex. He should make time to meet her and see if she was insatiable or if he could satisfy her desires.

The other messages were not that important, just some weekly health reminders, monthly phone bills, and a bunch of messages that he could ignore.

Elmer knew that if he didn't call Luna, she would definitely go off on him. Her spoiled temper was hard to handle even for him.

After two rings, Luna picked up the phone and immediately started cursing at him. Elmer, accustomed to this, placed the phone aside and looked at the wall clock.

When he confirmed that it had been thirty seconds, he picked up the phone.

"Hello, Elmer, I'm telling you, if you do this again, I'll make you jump from the eighth floor!" Luna exclaimed angrily.

"No problem, even if it's the 80th floor, I'll jump for you to see. Hehe. Did the counselor say anything earlier?" Elmer asked while lying on the bed, his black wings growing again and flapping gently as he slowly floated in mid-air.

"In the second class, the counselor came for a surprise inspection again. She knew you weren't there and called me out. You know I'm usually very obedient. She almost made me cry, wuwuwu. You bastard, the counselor gave you an ultimatum. If you don't attend classes this afternoon, she'll call your dad to the school!"

"That sounds scary. Then I must go to class this afternoon, hehe," Elmer said as he looked at his room from different angles, feeling different sensations.

"You can still laugh. I'm telling you, you have to have dinner with me on Friday and Saturday night, or I'll kill you!"

"No problem," Elmer replied to this domineering woman. After all, he also wanted to taste the virgin flavor of Luna.

"Hey, are you going to class this afternoon?"

"I won't go to class. The counselor will eat me. So I'll go," Elmer sighed.

"Now you're on the counselor's blacklist. Be careful!"

"Okay, okay, I know," Elmer said absentmindedly as he glanced at the window and realized he had flown too high.

The top window, which was supposed to be covered by a cloth, was not covered at all.

Elmer saw the lonely woman Jessica standing in front of the window, staring at him, wearing only her nightdress!