Chapter 10

It was a nice calm morning as the household was currently still sleeping, although it was hard to tell when Tsunade was unconscious on the couch after a little too much sake last night.

"Zzzzzzzzz." She snored while her bare chest hung out of her shirt, a bottle clinging to her arms like a teddy bear. "Zzzz, he he...money...zzzz."

But that was when we see Naruto in his bed, sleeping like a baby with a small plushie of a fox in his hands.

"Zzzzzz."

Beep beep beep.

Slam.

"Too early...zzzz." He snored while hitting the alarm off. Of course he was out of the butler uniform Tayuya made him wear and stuffed it in his closet, both of them heading on home after just staying at a hotel for a few hours, with Tayuya having a weird smug grin on her face and on her phone for some odd reason, but he didn't question it when they came back home and snuck inside.

However, she also decided to just sleep next to him last night since she felt a little cold last night and well, wanted to have an excuse to put her face in his soft hair.

"Zzzzz." she let out, cuddling him from behind while in just her underwear as the burn seemed a bit better.

As both slept, they didn't notice that the sun was rising above the house.

(Two hours later)

"Zzzzz."

"Zzzzzz."

Knock knock.

"Naruto, breakfast is ready."

Silence.

"Naruto, wake up, I'm making an omelette."

Silence.

"Naruto, wake up or I'm kicking the door down!"

Silence.

"...you asked for it!" Kushina pulled her foot back and kicked the door in.

That was when she saw, in her eyes, Naruto sleeping with his cousin, after a night of passion.

"...N.A.R.U.T.O!" she growled out, rousing the two from their sleep slowly. "What. Is. THIS?!"

"Huh? Where's the Boruto brat?" He grumbled. "I want to kick his ass…"

"NARUTO UZUMAKI NAMIKAZE!"

He broke into a cold sweat and turned his head to see his mother glowing red and paled. "K-K-K-Kaa-san?"

"HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR OWN COUSIN! AND TO BED HER TOO, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

"Eh?" The girl groaned while looking up. "What the fuck, I'm trying to cuddle with my panda here."

"AND YOU'RE JUST AS GUILTY YOU THIEVING SLUT!"

Tayuya blinked while seeing the woman and paled. "W-Wait! This isn't what it looks like-"

"I BEG TO DIFFER!" She snapped as Naruto paled. "OUT OF THE BED, NOW!"

Both of them jumped out of bed on their feet, Tayuya wincing due to the skin.

"EXPLAIN. NOW! OR I WILL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF BOTH!"

"W-We came in really late and slept in the same bed! Nothing happened I swear!"

"AND?!"

"Nothing!"

"THEN WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!"

"I sleep in the nude!" he spoke, causing Tayuya to go wide eyed and blushed.

"You what?!"

"What? I do." He huffed. "It's a habit of mine."

Kushina slowly blushed while her anger simmered down. She noticed Tayuya stealing a look and went wide eyed, which irked the mother. "Hey! Eyes up young lady. Both of you get dressed and get downstairs for breakfast."

Both nodded before running to grab their clothes as the mother closed the door behind them. 'Crap!'

(Later)

Tayuya looked away while eating her VERY small omelette as Naruto did the same with only a piece of uncooked yoke on his plate.

'Kaa-san is really pissed.' He thought while seeing his mother eating a normal looking omelette, as the other members of the family came in for breakfast. 'Really pissed.'

'Keep it together, don't let your anger control you. It was just a misunderstanding, but one that REALLY got under my skin just thinking about it.' Kushina thought while her spoon began to bend in her hand. 'Stay calm!'

"Morning everyone." said Honoka while Fuka sat down next to her. "How is everyone?"

"Fine." Naruto said with a gulp. "Just...dreamed I was married to Hinata and had a very um...bratty son."

"Ahem." The mother said with a glare.

"B-But it was all just a dream! Completely unreal."

"Yeah." Tayuya said in agreement. "Besides, any real kids that he raised are ten times better than that shitty dream."

"Sounds like someone is REAL sure about that." Naruko idly remarked casually. "Almost like it's been on your mind."

"No." She huffed. "I haven't been dreaming of his kids, I was actually dreaming of pandas."

"Oh? And it's name was?" She smirked as the redhead blushed.

"...Menma…." She blushed while twirling her fork on the omelette.

"Ha! That's a dumb name."

"Screw you!" she spat standing up. "You wanna start something?"

"Mmmm, nah." She waved off. "If I wanted to start something, I wouldn't be talking to you now would I?"

"Grrrrrrr!"

"AHEM." Kushina coughed while looking very annoyed.

"Sorry." Both said while eating their meals.

Fuka sighed at that. "To be youthful again."

"You're already youthful." Honoka deadpanned.

"I mean as youthful as those two, not an almost old hag."

"And here I thought it was just in my thoughts." muttered Mei.

"What was that?"

"Oh nothing." She said with a smile before Tsunade walked in and sat down, her breasts still out of their confinement.

"YAWN! What's up? Got anything for this migraine?"

"Tsunade! Clothes!"

She blinked and looked at her chest. "So? They need some air once in a while, or they get hot and sweaty."

"That's not the point!"

Tsunade yawned before looking at Naruto. "Hey, want a hug from your loving grand mistress mother?"

"If you're saying grandmother, then you need to word it better." He said while staring at her bare breasts. 'Wow...it's over the J cup ranking….so meaty…'

"Tsunade, put a shirt on, now." spoke Kushina with her eyes closed and gritting her teeth.

"What? But I've always slept in the nude." She yawned. "Plus I'm starving."

She gritted her teeth while looking ready to kill someone. "Do it. NOW."

Tsunade blinked before doing it, a little annoyed that she can't even relax on a monday.

'Damn it Tsunade!' She thought in rage, not knowing that it was scaring everyone at the table, even her son.

"Kaa-san? Maybe I could help you with breakfast."

She blinked. "No, I'm good. Besides, you have to get ready for school later."

"Yeah...even though today is a holiday."

"What?"

"Yeah, it's um…" he looked at the calendar. "Oh, it's International Talk like a Ninja Pirate Day. Everyone cuts school on that day."

Kushina raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms. "Then why am I hearing about it now?"

"It's...new." he smiled.

"..."

'Shit!'

"..."

"Um...yar kunoichi?"

"That's a day I wouldn't mind getting behind." chuckled Tsunade.

She glared at the woman.

"I'm just saying." she huffed while Tayuya smirked.

"Ya bitch. This is ya kunochi Tayaya speaking." she grinned at Naruto. "Let's pillage the seven seas with our kunai, arg!"

"Arg!" spoke up Miina with a giggle.

"Yar!" Naruko said while getting into the spirit. "Let's pillage the city of it's ninja booties and foul lasses!"

The adults chuckled at this while Kushina looked very annoyed and not at all in the mood for games.

"I don't believe you. If you're trying to ditch, you could do better."

Ring ring.

Kushina blinked while getting up and answered the phone. "Hello, Uzumaki residence."

"Hello, this is the Kono Haga High School. Due to today being International Talk like a Ninja Pirate Day, all schools are required to be closed due to the possibility of intentional pranks and possible acts of arson. This is a message from Principal Sarutobi. Have a good day."

Click.

She blinked in surprise and looked at the phone, then at Naruto. "Well...I...guess you're in the clear."

Naruto blinked and shook his head. "Yeah, yar." 'How did THAT happen?!'

Tayaya grinned while the woman kept on glaring at her. 'Bitch, I wasn't doing ANYTHING wrong at all! Ugh, I really need some aspirin right now...or review my 'Butler Naruto' pics later. He he he...so fucking hot.'

"Your drooling." Naruko teased while pointing to her mouth.

"Shut up!" she frowned while wiping her mouth.

"Fu fu fu."

As this occurred, we notice that Fuka was staring into space, looking a little more tired than usual and with a hint of stress behind her eyes.

'How am I supposed to carry everything to the courthouse by myself? Lugging that case by itself is going to be a bitch, but I need all the paperwork for this job...is gonna be a disaster.' She thought before looking at Naruto. 'Mmmm….he is getting more muscular lately...mmmm.'

That was an idea popped into her head and hit her like a kunai.

'I could use him for today, it's not like he has school or anything.' she smiled and cleared her throat. "Oh Naruto-kun, I think I know what you could do for today. What say you lend your dear old aunt a little help?"

"No-"

She smiled falsely at that. "Or are you going to let my old back break from all that paperwork, oh how cruel of you. My sister must've raised a selfish child that couldn't even help a family member, oh whatever will I do?"

Naruto reeled back hearing that with Naruko raising an eyebrow.

"Just what do you need Naruto for?"

"Well I need to go to the courthouse today for my latest case, and I need some nice, strong young hands and arms to help me carry it."

"Oh? And how heavy is it?"

"Eighty pounds, each."

"Well why don't you do it? I thought you liked working out?" interjected Mei.

"Well, we are getting old." Fuka sighed. "And one of these days my back might give out. Plus, Naruto needs the exercise, I mean all he does lately is play games and watch movies. It might one day ruin his health."

"Hey! I take care of myself." he huffed, crossing his arms with Tsunade smirking.

"You heard him Fuka, if you don't keep it up, your ass is gonna get bigger than my-"

"Tsunade? Say the next part in front of Miina and I'll make you sleep outside." spoke up Kushina.

"...ok." She nodded. "But my chest is bigger."

"And full of milk based fat." Mei whispered.

"Oi! At least I don't use corsets!"

"That's a lie. I actually am in perfect health."

"Then why did I get your medical records? The one where you were about three-"

She glared at her. "Speak. And. Die."

Tsunade quickly closed her mouth with Naruko sipping from her cup and eyed Naruto before getting an idea. Her hand slowly moved under the table and onto his lap, making him turn and notice the glint.

"What are-"

"Shhh, just focus on your breakfast." she whispered, moving her hand and rubbing his lap, making him blush at what she had in mind as it went down and near his crotch making him sit up straight.

'Not now! Crap, stay calm dick! Stay calm!' he thought while feeling the hand moving around his lap with tender fingers.

Miina sipped from her cup and noticed her sister with a smile, but Naruto looked nervous while trying to eat his meal which confused her.

'Gah! Calm down...fuck!' He thought before feeling some precum leaking onto his underwear and pants. "Sis, cool it." he whispered through gritted teeth.

"Whatever do you mean by that?" she smiled with a sinister grin while she continued to rub his lap and poke the top of his balls. "I'm just admiring the calm, quiet, peaceful atmosphere."

'In front of the family!' he thought, feeling his dick grow hard with her rubbing the tent. 'Shit! I can't...stop...fuck! Don't cum here!'

'He he he~'

"Hey." Tayuya said. "Can you give me some of your food? I'm still hungry here."

"OH!" he moaned before fixing his voice. "I mean, oh...sure."

She raised an eyebrow as he handed her the rest of his omelette while Miina dropped her fork and went under the table to get it, but looked over and went wide eyed seeing the tent.

She looked around before moving closer to the tent, unzipped it and began to lick it.

"AH!"

"Naruto, what is it?" Kushina asked while looking a little worried.

"I...It's nothing. Just hit my knee on the table." 'Who did that!?' he thought before looking down and saw his little sister licking his cock. 'Miina?! Don't do that now!'

'Mmm, tasty.' she thought, sliding her tongue up and down while getting excited, which made Naruto grit his teeth with Naruko confused when she felt the pants were open.

'Wait, did Naruto unzip them? But his hands right there.' She thought before looking down. 'Oh that little sneak!'

'Miina! If you keep that up, I'll cum!' He thought while his cock looked ready to explode.

That was when Tayuya looked confused and looked down to figure out where Miina was off to.

'So yummy.' thought Miina before feeling the dick twitch and felt the sperm shoot into her mouth.

'Fuck!' He thought while not seeing Tayuya moving back up, with a shocked look on her face. 'I hope no one saw that!'

'...HOLY MOTHER FUCKING CRAP!' She thought in shock. 'HOLY MOTHER FUCKING CRAP!'

'Oh I'm gonna remember that Miina.' Naruko and Naruto thought while feeling either annoyed or full on shocked.

'Yum~'

Fuka sighed while finishing her meal. "Well, I'm done. Naruto-kun, ready to help your favorite aunt?"

"Sure, just give me a sec to catch my breath." He panted while Mei looked at her daughter's expression.

'Mmmm….how odd.'

'HOLY FUCK...HE'S INTO INCEST!'

(Later on)

Naruto grunted as he lugged two brief cases, following after his aunt who had changed into a blue business suit with a skirt and black high heels.

"We are nearly there." She smiled. "Just a few more miles till we get to the courthouse."

"Ugh!" He groaned. "Just how heavy are these?!"

"Oh only a few hundred pounds."

"You said it was eighty!"

"I sometimes underestimate my own strength, but I'm surprised. I thought you would have gained the Senju strength by now?"

"Gah! I'm an Uzumaki! Not a GAH! My back!" he groaned, feeling something pop which made him nearly fall over.

Fuka turned and sighed. "Welp, looks like you have the Uzumaki weakness."

"And...that is…?"

"Unlimited stamina and health, not so good strength." she sighed. "At least you're not like your mother, when we were kids, she was as strong as a baby kitten." 'Until she got angry that is….ugh.'

"Ugh! Help!" he let out, straining to lift the cases back up.

Fuka moved closer to him before picking him up and placed him on her shoulders, straining a little near the legs. 'OH KAMI! HE'S HEAVY!' "How...s….the...view?"

"Ugh, thanks." he groaned, the weight still hurting his arms as Fuka tried to walk. "Are you ok?"

"Yes...I'm-"

Break!

CRASH!

And cue the high heels breaking as both went crashing right onto the pavement, face first.

"OW!"

Both groaned while not noticing a few of Naruto's classmates walking towards them.

"That….could have gone better."

"Yeah."

"Is that Naruto?"

"The dope? What is he doing?"

"Must be trying to have some fun with that woman."

"No." spoke one of them with an intelligent vibe. "They just fell and are trying to get back up."

"You're no fun Shikamaru."

"Yeah yeah."

Naruto groaned and pushed himself up. "Ow…"

"Ow." Fuka groaned. "Are you ok?"

"Yeah."

"Good. Now can you get your hands off my chest?"

"Sorry!" He yelled while getting off her, only to notice the people right nearby, who were his classmates. "Guy!?"

"Damn Naruto, who knew you were into older women." smirked Kiba, who was currently wearing a pink fedora with some black pants and red shirt. "What next? Two hot babes?"

"I'm not like that!" Naruto yelled, fibbing a little as to not act weird or anything to his friends. "But what are you guys doing here?"

"Going to the arcade, duh."

"Well what's with the stupid looking hat?"

"Oh this." Kiba pointed to the hat. "This was Shikamaru's. He gave me this because he thought that it would make me look good."

"No." said the boy, who was wearing some gothic black clothing. "I told you it would make you look like a pimp if you took it. I was hoping you would go with the gangster hat, not that pink monstrosity."

"Screw you, I think it looks cool!"

"Don't blame me if the guys start eyeing you."

"Arf." barked Akamaru wagging his tail while Choji, wearing a white t-shirt and blue shorts munched on his chips with a smile.

"I think Akamaru might be agreeing with Shikamaru Kiba."

"What? That's not true, right boy?"

The dog barked at him.

"What?! But it looks cool!"

Fuka sighed and looked at the boys. "To be honest, you look like a gay pimp. But I'm curious, are you my nephew's friends?"

"You're the dobe's aunt?" spoke Sasuke, with a black t-shirt and matching shorts with a stopwatch and looked between the two with a raised eyebrow.

"She's my mom's sister." spoke Naruto crossing his arms. "Can't you see the resemblance, teme?"

"Mmmm." He looked at both of them. "No."

"What?!"

"The hair is wrong. It should be blond, not tomato-" he got his mouth covered by Kiba. "Mmmm?!"

"Don't do that! Do you want to die?!"

Fuka sweatdropped. "Relax, I'm not like my sister. Tomatoes are a safe word with me."

"I like them." chimed in Choji munching on another chip. "I'm Choji."

"Shikamaru." spoke the lazy boy with a sigh. "You'll have to excuse Kiba, he can be pretty stubborn and brash."

"No I'm not!"

"You are."

"No I'm not!"

"Arf!" Akamaru barked before Fuka picked him up and began to pet him.

"Almost like a kitten...ah." She sighed. "I wish I had you for a pet. No more hard stressful days at work, just you, me, and some doggy treats."

Naruto sweatdropped at this. 'Was she ALWAYS this much of an animal lover?'

"And this is Sasuke."

He grunted while Fuka looked him over.

"Mmmm…." she turned to Naruto. "Did his mother have an affair with a duck? Because I think his hair looks more like a duck's rear end."

And cue Naruto laughing up a storm, Sasuke red in the face and pissed off. "Hahahahahaha! T-That's so true!"

"No it's not!" He yelled while grabbing Naruto by the shirt and started to push him up and down rapidly. "Stop laughing dobe!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Hey, you thinking Naruto's aunt is smokin' or is it just me?" Kiba whispered to Shikamaru.

"Meh."

"What do you mean meh?"

"I'm more into blondes and the occasional ebonies." He said calmly. "Redheads are more...dangerous."

"...think I have a shot?"

"At getting rejected? Big time."

"No, I mean getting a shot at a date with her."

"If that was the case, you would've been an astronaut by now."

"..."

"It means no."

Fuka smiled before looking around and started putting the dog in her shirt. 'One little puppy wouldn't kill anyone. Plus he's calling for me.'

"Arf!"

"Huh?" Naruto turned and went wide eyed seeing Akamaru in his aunt's suit, near her chest, which made Sasuke stop and make all his friends stare, and Kiba to go slack jawed before seeing red.

"AKAMARU! YOU LUCKY BASTARD!"

"Arf."

Fuka sweated a little before jogging away. 'He won't have my puppy!'

"AKAMARU!"

"Aunt Fuka!"

"You won't get my pet! He's mine! Right Fuka Jr?!"

"Arf?!"

'Why did this have to happen?!'

(Later)

Kushina grumbled while cleaning the dishes, a scowl plastered on her face. 'If Fuka gets any ideas to seduce MY sochi, then I'll be going easy on Tayuya compared to what I'll be doing to her.'

As she stewed in her frustrations, she started to consider the fact that...well...her family wants to have him as their own, even her daughters. Granted she didn't think all of them knew what was really going on, but with what was going on, it was like it was gonna happen sooner or later.

'Ugh! Why can't they find someone else?! He's mine! Not there's, mine...ugh! And why did my own daughters have to fuck him?! They should've looked for other guys or gals...no. Just calm down. It's not like you want them to be unhappy or anything….BUT I DESERVE SOME LOVE TOO!'

"Kushina?"

"WHAT?!"

Tsunade gulped. "I was going to ask if you know when the workers are going to come to my ruined house?"

She gripped her hand on the plate and took a deep breath. "The workers will arrive next week, you told them to come on a friday while drunk last night."

"I did? Fuck!" she rubbed her head. "Sometimes I think I need to record myself just so I know what happened."

"And get a chastity belt."

"What was that?"

"Nothing, if you have anything else, ask. If not, leave."

"Well, no but I thought I'd give you a hug-"

"NO!" She yelled in both fear and anger, the fear part being due to the fact that every hug that the woman gave her nearly broke every bone in her body in the past. "NO HUGS!"

"Not even a little one?"

"Tsunade? When you give hugs, you have a tendency to put TOO much into it."

"That's ridiculous."

"You put me in the hospital when I was five, you nearly broke my entire rib cage."

"In my defense, you asked for a bone breaking hug."

Kushina frowned. "Leave. Now."

"Ok ok, someone needs a nap." She said before walking away, only to grab a box of cookies from the cabinet labeled 'Kushina's Stash'. "Also I'm taking some snacks, thanks."

"..." 'THOSE WERE MINE!' she thought glowing red and squeezed the plate so hard it started to crack. 'THAT LITTLE BITCH!'

"Hey." Mei waved while walking in and took some cookies labeled 'Kushina's Naruto laced Cookies, DO NOT EAT!' and walked away. "Bye."

CRACK!

'I'm starting to think those documentaries on serial killers could be….insightful.' She thought in anger as her mind began to see red, entrails and gore. "Mei? Could you take over for the dishes? I need to go do something right now."

"Huh? But I was busy watching my soaps."

"Do it or no dinner."

"Fine."

"Thank you." Kushina smiled and walked to her bedroom and locked the door while letting out a heavy breath. She went over and turned on the small TV and changed it to a horror movie which showed someone nailing straw dolls to a tree as she walked to her bathroom and splashed cold water on her face. "Keep it together Kushina, snapping won't solve anything. Think of something positive. Like you and Naruto spending some time together when he gets back."

That was when she recalled her happier moments, which were soon replaced by Naruko and Tayuya using him as a sex toy.

'Harder onii-chan.'

'Fuck! Time to whip that cock into shape you horny toad!'

'Oooh! Fuck me mistresses~ Fuck me!'

KABOW!

And cue the older woman punching the mirror with her fist, breaking it in the process.

'Why am I so mad! It's like I can't get myself to calm down!' She thought in anger before thinking of Naruto giving her a kiss, that soon being replaced by him kissing Mei's lips. 'Gah! Stop that brain! STOP!'

She went to look for gauze in the cabinet for her bleeding hand while hearing the sound of the TV loud and clear.

"AHHHHH!"

"You will be mine."

KAWACK! KAWACK!

"AHHHHHH! MY TESTICLES! AHHH!"

"YOU WILL BE MINE! HAHAHAHAHA!"

'What is with horror movies and genitalia?' she thought with a flinch. 'I know they hurt, but so does any other part of the body.'

As she turned to the screen, she noticed that the woman, who was wearing a white kimono with candles in her hair and holding a hammer in her right hand, was Honoka, who was laughing with perverse pleasure at a man getting his bones and crotch destroyed by ancient magic.

"Mine! All mine! Hahaha! No woman will have my senpai! Hahaha! You're all MINE! HAHAHAHA!"

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

"Wow, she's really making that role come to life." she muttered before something clicked in her mind, making her grab the remote and entered the 'Info' button. "Mmmm, The Day the Yandere Wins. A movie about a single mother whose son wants to date her and a teacher on the side but when she finds out, the ten hells will not hold her fury. Mmmm...interesting role." she muttered while looking at the dolls hammered to the trees. 'I wonder…'

As this slowly formed in her head, her eyes seemed to gain an almost sinister glaze.

(Later)

"No!" Fuka pouted while holding the puppy in her hands. "He's mine!"

"No he's mine!" Kiba growled.

"No mine!"

"Mine!"

"Arf arf!"

"He's telling me that he's mine!" Fuka yelled.

"Wrong! He's mine!"

"I can't believe they're still at it." sighed Shikamaru.

"I know." Naruto grumbled. "And she has a case to do too."

"For what?"

"For some court cases. I think one of them was called Uchiha vs Nara."

"I heard of that one." Shikamaru grumbled. "My mom was pickpocketed by Sasuke's distant cousin and well...she hit him with a frying pan. Hard."

"Ow."

Sasuke grumbled. 'Damn it Orochimaru! You HAD to look for drug money from a frypan bashing mother! This is why mom doesn't see you, EVER!'

"So which side is she on?"

"The defendant, someone named Orochimaru." Naruto said while the 'duck butt' glared at him for some reason. "What?"

"Do not say his name in my presence, ever."

Naruto blinked before seeing Fuka getting bit on the head by Akamaru.

"OW!"

"Arf!"

"Get her Akamaru!"

Fuka noticed that her hair was falling off from the biting and slowly went limp, her breathing slowly down as a strange black aura started to cover her body, making Naruto flitch in fear.

'Shit!' he thought as Fuka's hair seemed to rise up on their own, like angry cobras. "Kiba run!"

"My. HAIR!" she roared out, Akamaru getting free and whimpering in fear.

"What-" Kiba got out before finding himself getting strangled.

"YOU WILL PAY!"

"GAH!"

"Wait! Don't kill him!"

"GAH!"

"Arf arf!"

Fuka kept on squeezing as Naruto paled in terror and saw the boy's life fading away. 'He shall pay! My hair is my temple!'

(A bit later)

Honoka sighed while busy watching some tv, while Mei and Tsunade sat next to her complaining about how long it's going to take to make a house. 'I wish they took it elsewhere.'

"I'm telling you, my house will be done in a month."

"No, most houses take a year to be rebuilt."

"Not with the workers I hired."

"The ones that were so obese they looked more like sloths then actual human beings?"

"Well they might be shady-"

"Shady?"

"Ok, completely shady, but they will get it done."

"By the end of the century maybe."

"I know who to hire to get the work done!"

"Which isn't saying much." Mei shrugged as Honoka sighed.

'I wonder how Naruto is doing right now? He must be having a boring time at the courts.'

Ding dong.

"Honoka dear, can you get the door?"

"Why? I'm trying to watch 'How to Stop a Camel'." She frowned while the tv showed a camel getting lassoed by several naked men on rollerblades, and failing. "Ha, stupid guys and their shoes."

"Honoka, you're too young for that." remarked Tsunade changing the channel. "Trust me, you'll have all the time in the world to watch stuff like that when you get to my age."

"Careful, or else you'll get grey hair soon." smirked Mei making Tsunade's eyebrow twitch.

"Same goes to you, old maid."

Honoka got up and walked to the door as the two sisters began to tackle each other to the ground. 'Sometimes I wonder WHY they are from the SAME family line as me.' when she opened the door she didn't see anyone there. "Ok that's odd."

That was when she looked down and saw a red letter with golden written on it, but no stamp or return address, on the front mat.

"Must be mail for Kushina." She muttered before picking it up, only to see her name on it. "Wait. How did this get here? I didn't even mention in social media that I was here, or even told anyone."

She looked around and shut the door before opening the letter up. 'Please don't let it be from a stalker, I thought I got those taken care of.'

But what was when she saw that it only had a single sentence, that being the following: 'Be careful. Your past will return and once that happens, you're dead.'

She felt a chill go down her back before crumpling the letter and ripped it up with a glare. 'This is just a sick joke from some brat! Or someone who has it out for me. Probably a fan from one of my rivals trying to stir up trouble.'

But as she was about to walk away, she noticed that something was in the envelope and took out another letter which said as such: 'I know where you live. If you do not heed my warning, everyone in this house shall die. -U.'

She paled reading that while Tsunade managed to get Mei in a headlock.

"Gah!"

"I'm not old!"

"No, but you're fat!"

"Take that back!"

"Never, GAH!"

"SHUT UP!" Honoka snapped, making them turn as she squeezed the papers. "JUST SHUT UP!"

Both looked at her with confusion as Honoka stomped upstairs. 'What's with her?'

SLAM!

Click.

Honoka panted while currently on the verge of tears as she jumped on the bed and placed her face into one of the fluffy pillows. 'It's not real! This isn't real!'

As she felt her world coming to an end, we find the Uzumaki matriarch, now clothed in a white kimono with her hair curled as several candles seemed to burn on the top of her scalp, as she went to a tree holding a large hammer and a straw doll in her hands.

And she was on the verge of crying tears of blood as her anger seemed to be at its boiling point.

'If I don't do this, everything will fall apart and be ruined forever!' She thought while placing the doll on the wooden surface. 'And I will NOT be denied!'

SLAM!

SLAM!

SLAM!

"AHAHAHAHAHA!" she let out in a crazed laugh, hammering away. "DIE DIE DIE! AHAHA!"

However as this was occurring, we find Sasuke, who left the group after Shikamaru and Choji ran away with a knocked out Kiba, walking past the woman and stared at her in bewilderment.

'...What. The. Fuck?'

"AHAHAHAHAHA!"

'...it's none of my business. Just turn and walk away Sasuke.' He thought while walking away, hoping that the woman didn't try anything to him, and hoped that his mother wasn't trying the same thing on their front lawn. 'Just walk away.'

"AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA!"

(Back with Naruto and Fuka)

Fuka sighed while looking quite calm. "Are you feeling ok Naruto?"

"Yes." He said nervously.

"Are you sure? Because for some reason, I blacked out and you were shivering with fear."

"Uh….let's just say we nearly got hit by a red car and barely made it."

"Oh my." Fuka said in surprise. "That was a good thing, at least no one got hurt right?"

"Right." 'She's so scary sometimes!'

"Oh, we're almost at the courthouse."

'Thank kami.' He thought while his arms started to ache.

"Say Naruto. After I'm done with work, want to get a beer or something? I know you're a minor but I can give you some alcohol just this once. Call it an early birthday present." 'And because I want a drinking buddy.'

"Oba-chan, please don't be like Tsunade." he sweatdropped.

"Hey! That's just mean." she pouted while crossing her arms. "Thinking I'd ever become like her, and not calling me Fuka-chan. Oba-chan makes me feel older than I look."

"Ok, Fuka-oba-chan."

"Don't clump them together either!"

Naruto sweatdropped. 'To think she nearly killed Kiba earlier.'

"I'll even get you some ramen~" she winked at him.

He sighed and nodded. "Fine, but one drink at most, otherwise kaa-san would…."

"Oh relax, I'm not going to turn you into a drunk." She chuckled. "Besides, would I get you in trouble in any shape or form?"

"Yes."

"How mean!" she puffed out her cheeks. "That's rude."

"That's the truth."

Fuka huffed. "For that you have to help me during my prosecutions."

"What?! But they're boring!"

"Oh shape up and follow me inside, the first case is about to start."

"Ugh!" 'Why me?!'

(Inside)

Naruto grumbled while sitting outside the courtroom, waiting for it to be over already, as he was almost asleep. 'So boring! And she's been in there for two hours!'

To say the least, the Uzumaki family are the least patient people in the world is an understatement.

'Come on! Let it end already!' he thought while tapping his foot. 'How can she handle stuff like this for a job?'

As he waited, he decided to look at the ceiling and count tiles.

'One, two…'

(Six hours later)

'One hundred and fifty million, one hundred and fifty one million….GAH! I CAN'T STAND IT!' he stood up and grabbed his hair. "This is torture! Pure and simple torture!"

That was when he noticed Fuka was walking out with a grin on her face.

"We won the case." Fuka grinned before seeing Naruto's crazed expression. "...got impatient after the first minute, right?"

"You have no idea!" He yelled. "It was so boring!"

"Not for me, I delivered my lines and got the case down pat."

"That's great for you! But not for me!"

"So still want the ramen?"

"...yes please." he muttered with him slumped over and mentally tired.

She patted his back. "I'll get you some, right after I get another case-"

"NOOOOOOOO!" Naruto screamed in horror.

"...or I can just get you some food now and do it later." She sweatdropped.

"Please!"

Fuka sighed while dragging him away. 'He's such a child sometimes, just like Kushina.'

'RAMEN!'

As this was occurring, the silent sound of a camera shutter could be heard right behind a corner, dark due to it being under construction at the moment, a faint glow of white light peering from a pillar of stone.

'I see you.' They thought while looking at the picture. 'I see everything you see Honoka. And soon.'

A small knife moved from the figure's pockets and stabbed the faces with clear precision.

'I will have you to myself.'