episode 1

(The opening shows Carl by the stairs)

A man: It's a rare condition

(Harriet is in the kitchen)

A man: This day and age

(Mother Winslow is reading a newspaper and sitting on the porch)

A man: To read any good news on the newspaper page.

(Laura is in her room putting money in a line)

Love and tradition of the grand design,

(Eddie is playing basketball with Carl)

Some people say it's even harder to find.

(Steve is shown holding a bunch of papers, then fell)

(Kanisha catches the paper and looks at Steve)

Well then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls

(Rachel is shown talking with a bunch of kids)

Cause all I see is a tower of dreams

(Joyan: a woman who has short black hair, brown skin, wearing square glasses, a pink shirt, black skirt, leggings, and white heels is in the library)

real love burstin' out of every seam.

(Maxine is reading a magazine)

As days go by

(Steve and Joyan are reading)

we're gonna fill our house with happiness.

(Laura is talking with Harriette)

The moon may cry,

(The Winslow is shown riding bikes)

we're gonna smother the blues with tenderness.

When days go by

(Rachel is rocking her baby)

there's room for you

(Maxine and Laura are jumping in the bedroom)

room for me,

(Harriet and Carl are at a restaurant)

for gentle hearts an opportunity.

(Mother Winslow comes through the door, while holding a tennis racket)

As days go by

(Joyan is holding a balloon)

it's the bigger love of the family

(The opening ends with Winslow family with Steve, Joyan, and Kanisha in the living room, while Rachel is playing a piano)

(The episode opens with Steve: a 13-year-old boy who has large, thick large, thick eyeglasses, brown skin, short black hair, flood pants held up by suspenders, multi-colored cardigan sweaters, and saddle shoes holding a bunch of papers)

Steve (with papers blocking his way): Excuse me

A woman: Steve, where are you going with all those papers?

Steve: To my lab

The woman (looking confused): You mean the basement?

Steve: Yeah

The woman: Steve wouldn't you rather play outside?

(The woman has short fluffy brown hair, brown skin, wearing a plaid dress named Rachel)

Steve: But, I'm in the middle of creating something revolutionary

Rachel: Oh, yeah, you did mention that.

Another woman: Well unfortunately, you'll have to put that on hold, because you are going to a new middle school, isn't that great?

Steve: I thought I was banned from all schools.

(This woman is revealed to have curly black hair, brown skin, wearing a red dress and red heels named Ms. Renna)

Ms. Renna: Well, this school has special students there that can handle your (gulp)clumsiness.

Steve (jumps): Alright! (runs off)

Rachel (by Ms. Renna): You had to pay them even though they are a magical school

Ms. Renna (looking nervous): Was it that obvious?

Rachel: (pointing to her shoes) Your heels are tapping the floor for the fourth time.

Ms. Renna: It's just (walks) (Turns to Rachel) Steve is a really smart kid and feel he deserves a good education plus he can meet other kids his age.

A girl (sounding sad): Steve won't be around

Rachel: Don't worry, he hasn't left, just went to school

The girl: Oh (smiles) cool (walks away)

(The screen switches to Steve walking through a hallway)

Steve: Whoa! (pushes up his glasses) this school was bigger than it showed in the brochure, I wonder if they have all the categories of cheese, they have on the brochure

A voice: Mozzarella, Swiss

(Dropping from the ceiling)

The voice: Brie, Cheddar

(The voice is revealed to be a 13-year-old girl who has short black curly hair, brown skin, wearing a green shirt that has a pineapple on it, white jacket that has green apples on it, blue jeans, and white shoes)

The girl: How rude of me, I didn't introduce myself.

Steve: Neither have I

The girl: You go first, even though I already know yours.

Steve: I'm Steve Urkel and (confused) what do you mean?

The girl: (giggles) I'm Kanisha Walter.

Steve: The G.O.L. that Kanisha?

(Kanisha nodded)

Steve: But, why are you here, you already finished school?

Kanisha: I got bored, so I'm going again

Kanisha (whispers) so I had to erase the teachers and the principal.

Steve: Might I suggest that you time travel

Kanisha: I already did it

Maxine: Oh no nerd alert

Laura: And he became another victim of Kanisha's

Steve: Unfortunately in this brochure it doesn't show where the class is.

Laura (looking shocked): He'll be in our class

Maxine (looking annoyed): Great

Kanisha: I know, where it is

(Kanisha takes Steve's hand and runs off)

(The screen switches to A woman shaking Kanisha's hand)

A woman: Kanisha, thank you for sending our new student to us

Kanisha: No problem (walks to the door)

Steve: So, you are in a different class

Kanisha: Unfortunately, bye (kisses Steve on the cheek) my dear friend (walks out)

(Steve laughs and snorts)

(Everybody looked shocked)

Steve (nervous smile): Isn't she sweet?

(The 30-year-old woman is revealed to have short curly brown hair, brown skin, wearing a blue jacket, brown dress, and blue heels named Ms. Loralai)

Ms. Loralai (with hands on Steve's shoulder): Class, I would like to introduce you to Steve Urkel

Steve Urkel: Nice to meet you.

Class: Hi, Steve.

Laura (thought): I don't get what Kanisha could see in this nerd

Kanisha (telepathic): I can hear you, Laura, and you better not mess with him along with your friend Maxine.

Laura (telepathic): Fine, but you might want to warn the other kids

Kanisha (telepathic): Look, behind you

(Laura looks behind her and sees the kids smiling at Steve nervously)

Laura (Telepathic): That affect won't last that long

Kanisha (telepathic): True

(Episode ends)