Chapter 7: Just an observer
Ignoring Lulu, who went into pervert prevention mode, he just turned around and waved his hands.
"Okay, that should wrap things up. Wow, when you saw me take a dip just now, I didn't even freak out that much."
Still wanting to protest she thought that even though this is technically correct, no matter how you look at it, vertically or horizontally, he was the one who took advantage, how could he be so shameless.
"I'm not taking a shower anymore!"
She pouted as she turned her head to the side.
Shrugging his shoulders helplessly, he felt as if the saying that the millennial generation was a pain to deal with was true, and to think that he would encounter a young lady so difficult to deal with…
With a smug smile, he didn't even turn around as he responded to her.
"You should at least make your body slightly wet, otherwise it might be very suspicious to your companions."
In fact, 'taking a shower' for so long without getting wet would certainly be suspicious in the eyes of others. If it gets to that point, it would be very difficult to find a good explanation.
If it weren't for the fact that she was still in field practice, she would have thrown in the towel and gone home. This is also why she was so happy when she found the lake for the first time.
Even now, after enduring the relentless troll festival organized by Virgil, and with it a series of other unexpected events, the feeling of wanting to take a shower still hasn't abated.
That being said, with a certain "bulb" there, how can she take a shower with her guard down?
"But... you're still here..." Feeling so wronged, she put on a very tragic expression that would make a bunch of men howl like wolves.
What a waste, the man in this kind of place is a damn otaku who can't read the mood. With my back turned and completely missing this fucking scene. This is just asking for the administration of capital punishment…
"This cannot be helped. If your companions weren't around, I would have left a long time ago."
It's true, after the big bang known as the internet, all the mysteries and secrets of the female body are already known to it. Although the context is different, how can those on the screen compare to those in reality? But since he's not an incubus controlled by his lower half, that's a given. Still, that doesn't make it any less regretful.
"What should we do then?" Should she shower in front of him? How can this be…
Frowning, he picked up the underwear he threw onto the lakeshore as he looked at her with great disgust.
He tore off a piece of her panties and used it to blindfold her.
"This should be fine, right? If you trust me, hurry up and get it over with.
As she watched this series of events unfold in a daze, her lips began to tremble. She did her best to suppress the urge to laugh out loud as she closed her mouth with her hands. She seemed desperate to try him.
After watching his face for a while, she jokingly said, "You absolutely must not take a peek, okay?!"
He was completely speechless.
"Little Lulu, please make yourself comfortable, until we get to the point of being bed wreckers, I won't be in a rush to 'eat' you."
Bright red, she glared at him with great hatred before slowly undressing.
Hearing the sound of the fabric slipping on his skin and the splash of water, he quickly got a headache.
'Isn't this just challenging my willpower? Why must my mind be so sensitive at this moment, I don't want to turn into a spy!!!
…..
"There, you can release your vision now."
After God knows how long, Lulu finally shouted with a happy tone, waking up Virgil, who was still busy diverting his attention by counting the number of monks and nuns.
Taking the cloth out of his underwear, he quickly threw a fastball and regained his composure.
Looking in her direction, he saw that she was already dressed with traces of drops still on her skin and wet hair, suggesting that she had only recently been taking a shower. Clearly pleased with her bathing experience, a bright smile was plastered across her face.
Admiring her beauty a few more times, he pointed it out honestly.
"Indeed, young lady, you meet the requirement of being so self-confident."
She, who had already become accustomed to his style of speaking, did not take a position in response to his statement. With her arms on her waist she filled herself with self and said to him: "But of course, you must know that I have many suitors chasing me."
Entertained by her display, he shrugged. "Yes, yes, yes, Lulu is the most beautiful of all, everyone likes her, now lead the way out of here."
"Hmmph, fake!" Wrinkling her nose and huffing, she turned around, leading him outside...
Suddenly he realized that there was a big problem.
"By the way, Lulu, how do you think we explain our situation to your companions outside?"
The two stopped at the same time, frozen like a statue in their position.
"…."
"…."
The whole place was silent, just two pairs of eyes looking at each other and Virgil's dry laugh.
....
"Young miss, you have finally finished your bath. I was thinking about checking in on you if it took longer."
As Lulu was leaving, a man in a red shirt appeared, it seems this uncle is some kind of guard. The guy said this while looking her up and down as if he wanted to check if there was anything missing from her body.
"Nothing much, maybe because it was so comfortable I forgot the time and showered a little too long." She strangely looked away, this is clearly a revelation... oh, but fortunately the opponent is a dirty uncle.
"Rylu, your bath this time is quite long, isn't it…" From the firm and warm voice, he quickly recognized it as the one who talked to Lulu before.
In his eyes, a tall girl wearing short pants and a short-sleeved shirt stood among the crowd of guards. The girl had very beautiful silver hair and noticed a face that wasn't bad compared to Lulu's. Her breasts were bigger than Lulu's, this and her mature look made her very charming.
[A/N: Imagine Grayfia from Highschool DxD.]
"Sister Fei Fei, that's because the water was too excellent!"
As soon as he saw her, Lulu's face smiled and dove straight into her belly. They looked like sisters with her acting all spoiled.
This girl is clearly important to Lulu. The reason is very simple, Fei Fei is not her sister since she said she was an only child.
Hugging her, she felt helpless.
"A lot of people are waiting for you here, and you have the courage to…"
She stuck out her tongue and laughed like it was none of her business.
At this point, he knows it's his cue to show up. Adjusting his sword, he came out of his hiding place firmly.
"Who goes there!!!" Along with the sound of their footsteps resounding, the guards around Lulu and Fei Fei drew their weapons.
Lulu tensed up looking at him. After their brief discussion, they decided it would be best for him to enter after she showed up.
She was going to ask what her next plan would be after doing that, but he just patted his chest and reassured her.
"Just leave what comes after this to me!"
And that's how she got to her current situation, what comes after that she didn't know. That's why she was tense.
Fei Fei tightened his grip on her as she frowned at Virgil who approached her.
Although he might seem harmless and she couldn't detect any dou qi or mana from him, she still remained vigilant. She wouldn't want Lulu to get hurt because of her recklessness.
He ignored the crowd of guards and maintained his constant arrogance.
As soon as he reached a distance of 6m from the mob, he stopped and used his identification system on the mobs.
Excluding the two girls, the crowd numbered around thirty-something. Unnamed mobs have a level range of 20-29.
Looking at their weapons, he deduced that these 30 mooks are warriors, as no magician would use knives, swords, spears and the like. (A/N: So, so wrong.)
Furthermore, magicians are quite rare, to learn magic certain suitable talents are needed. Normal people simply can't be magicians, so the ratio of magicians to warriors is something like 1:100. from this we can see that reaching level 4 mage at 17 means she has talents.
Thirty-odd level 3 warriors, should we say as expected of a world-class powerhouse? Each of them has the power to end him.
Although he is thinking his face still remains indifferent, as if he could care less.
But the moment he passed to Lulu's side, his expression became very serious and it shook him deeply.
Fei Fei: (lv68)
Level 7!
Damn, he admits, he has lost his mind, how can this girl who looks more like a maid than a bodyguard and who is clearly not much older than him have reached a level close to 70?
If it was a macho uncle with a similar face it would be acceptable since he lived longer than him. But how can a girl who isn't much older than him be so much stronger than him?
Am I still the MC or what!!!
He forgot that Lulu, who is younger than him, is level 35….
If this were a romance, maybe it wouldn't be such a woobie process, right?
(A/N: A work to portray the MC as the most pitiful existence in the universe, his parents died when he was little, he lost his sister to cancer, his childhood friend died while playing in the park, his chocolate was a chocolate milk, you got it)
Don't give me that shit!!!
Screaming inside your heart while looking like you're just resting your eyes on the outside.
"Who are you! And why are you here!
The middle-aged dirty uncle still can't let his guard down, even though he doesn't feel anything dangerous coming from him.
With everyone's animosity turned against him, he quickly collected his thoughts and smiled kindly at his uncle. With a very indifferent tone, his sound spread throughout the crowd.
"Just an observer..."
The guard who had been keeping watch suddenly froze.
Lulu turned her face and buried it inside Fei Fei's belly. She can't help but keep shaking.
'I can't do this anymore...'
'If I look at this anymore, I'm going to seriously laugh…'
Fei Fei can't keep calm either. The serious atmosphere was completely eliminated by her words.
Now, he seems to not know what he has done, as he looks curiously at the surrounding crowd.
{Could it be that… Were they swept away by my fabulousness?}
Thinking again, he decided…
Say it again!
"Just an observer…"
The phrase went through everyone's head again and, before anyone could respond, Lulu couldn't hold it in any longer. She raised her head, while struggling to make a poker face, she shouted at him.
"You are retarded!!!"
(End of chapter)
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