New Curse

Life was good for David. He was faster and stronger. He had a beautiful girl that lived right next to his house and could booty call at any time. And in the rare case she wasn't up for it, he could relive his best sex acts with her to perfect precision at any time. Sadly for him, the Ultimate Overpowered Sex System had different ideas of what was to come.

"I have 30 days to do what?" "You heard me." "You want me to do?" "Reach the Qi refining realm! and where is that?" "I already told you!" "When?" "On our second day together." "Wasn't that like a month ago?" "It was exactly 30 days ago now that you succeeded in getting 1.5 times stronger. You did not die when the time ran out, however now that 30 days have passed since your previous curse, it is now time for a new timer to begin." "So now I need to get to this Qi refinery place before the next 30 days run out, or I'll die? Also, do I need to stay there or can I return home after getting to the refinery?" "YOU IDIOT THE QI REFINING REALM IS NOT A PLACE!" "Oh, so the reason it's referred to as a realm is because this thing is an imaginary place, like a dream realm or something?" "No, IT'S COMPLETELY... actually, in a way, it's kind of correct. Think of it like this: There is QI all around you." "Ok, Qi all around me." "Think of it as an energy just like light or vitality." "So basically, mana?" "How do you know what Mana is but not Qi!?" "Because I played online games?" "What is wrong with you?" "What do you mean by that?" "I'm trying to give you a lesson about Qi, yet you knew about mana all along!?" "So Mana is QI?" "NO!" "So what is QI?" "You know of the existence of the concepts of matter and antimatter?" "Yes, I'm not a neanderthal." The system remained silent for a few seconds as David could feel its dissaproving attitude before it finally continued. "So think of Mana as the antimatter to Qi's matter, if both are energised and are in the same place, they erase each other from existence in one powerful explosion. As for how each behaves, you could say they act in a similar way to one another, yet there are some differences. Qi is powered by life and vitality. You use this power to change the elements around you. As well as your body." "So what does Mana do?" "If QI is a hot pizza that is tasty because of the molten cheese, then Mana is a cold ice cream. Mana is powered by the elements. A person who uses Qi to strengthen themselves is a cultivator. Meanwhile, someone who uses mana is a wizard. There are more differences than just mana and qi between a wizard and a cultivator that is the biggest difference between the two." "Do any of these cultivators or wizards exist on earth?" "That's not a well-phrased question, as there are infinite earths, there are earths out there where humans never evolved or entire continents are missing, there are earths where the Roman Empire never fell, and there are worlds that only have Qi or only have Mana." "Ok, let me rephrase: do any of these guys live on THIS Earth?" "Yes, cultivators are generally found in Asia, while wizards are native to the west." "So shouldn't I be a wizard?" "We are in Asia!" "But this is a western country." "What kind of earth did I fall to?" "I never asked now that I think about it, but what world are you miss Ultimate Overpowered Sex System actually from?" "It's too early for you to know such secrets."

"So back to this QI thing, what do you want me to do with it?" "Cars have engines, right?" "Yes?" "So I want you to build yourself an engine." "But I'm not a car." "My point is that I want you to make an engine that can use Qi to fuel it." "So is the engine the imaginary realm thing?" "If that is how you conceptualise it, then think of it like that." "So the Qi refining realm is an imaginary realm. Thats somehow connected to me, and I need to put in there an engine that is fuelled by Qi and refines it to do what?" "To do magic!" "magic?" "Yes, magic! Think of it as magic, as I'm too lazy to waste more of my time on a douche like you." It was clear the system's patience had fully run out. "Go build an imaginary magical engine that works in 30 days or die the end." "Can you at least point me in the right direction?" "Either figure it out by yourself or find a cultivation sect and just go there."