Wait a damn minute something ain’t right!

Kuroshiki: It was 4:15 in the afternoon and i ran out of food and drinks so i did what any other person would do and went to the store. Suddenly I remembered the new one piece volume huh I can't believe I almost forgot about that. That's when i heard a scream in a alleyway usually knight in shining amour would go and save them a.k.a S.I.M.P but i would usually ignore it because you got yourself in that situation then find away out of it some people would think that's a prick move but if i was you i would rather leave than get into any unnecessary trouble that doesn't concern me but I thought why not do something good once in a while so i went to check it out and what i saw made something in side me snap and enraged it was five guys ganging up one girl who looked about my age so i did something to grab their attention. Kuroshiki:" oi shitheads picking on helpless girls because you couldn't become functional of society is such a dick move if you ask me !" But i look like I would snap like a twig because i stay in my apartment all day watch tv eat junk food and exercise and have a pretty lean build shocking isn't it. Anyways back to the situation at hand Bitchboy#1: get out of here before you get hurt. Bitchboy#2: lets get back to our fun we don't have any time to waste on a pipsqueak. My eyebrow twitches at what he said " pipsqueak". Then i said " 1v1 me you pussy" whilst picking up a metal bar that i found on the floor and rushed at him he grabbed a pocket knife out his jacket and tried to stab me then I decided to mimick one of my favourite characters move "nitoriyu death lion song" in swift sword movement knocking him out four left. Kuroshiki: I screamed in my mind thinking "holy shit I can't believe that actually fucking worked! But lets not get ahead of ourselves four more to go". Next i jumped of a nearby wall and dropped kicked the second on not before giving him a swift kick in the nuts hard enough making him never being able to have children and vegeta inspired big boot to the face rendering him unconscious. Whilst i was doing that i saw the girl struggling to get out of the fourth guy's grip but managed to bite his hand letting herself loose dropping down swift kick the guys leg making him lose balance spat blood in his eyes making him blind temporarily kicking him in the balls repeatedly to the point her shoe was covered in blood. Kuroshiki:thank god that wasn't not me I thought whilst sending shivers down my spine I don't want to get on her badside then suddenly the last thug grabbed bootle from the ground ran at the girl attempting to glass her but i used the metal bar as a spear threw it at him like a certain read tattooed spartan like god and knock him out for the count thrn after that happened i saw the girl shivering like she was traumatised afterwards i went up to her and said Kuroshiki : hey you alright ? After she broke down crying saying thank you over and over again and i did what any normal person would do after this gave her my jacket then I asked. Kuroshi: what's your name?She replied it's sakura because of her mother's love for cherry blossoms. Sakura: what's your name ? I responded it's Kuroshiki. Then i ask if she was hungry and thirsty so we went to the store came out she liked pickled plumbed onigiris and orange juice while i like fried chicken and sprite after we ate our food we heard someone approached us and I thought aw shit here we go again i told her to go into the store and hide whilst i deal with it. I looked behind me it was Bitchboy #2 holding his bleeding balls shouting. Bitchboy #2: where's that pink eyed slut ! Kuroshiki: you can find her in none ya. Bitchboy#2: where's none ya ? Kuroshiki: none ya damn business! I then used this chance to run at him then out of nowhere pulls out a gun. Kuroshiki: wtf you one crazy ass motherfucker. Kuroshiki: hey Author how come he gets to have a gun? Author: fuck you thats how you edward elric looking bitch and stop breaking the fourth wall. Kuroshiki: Never! Bitchboy#2:what the hell was that Kuroshiki: Nothing because I've got the power of god and anime on my side ! Author: the fuck you don't. Kuroshiki:*gunshots* you got to be fucking kidding me if i die i'm going to take you with me kamikaze style bitch *sprints* Bitchboy#2: *clip empty's* oh shit no no no no I'm not going to die like this especially to you you little shit Kuroshiki:*hears horn blaring* looks like truck-kun is here might as well take the chance *tackles themselves on to the road* sayonara sakura wait I didn't get to read the latest volume oh well ESSKETIT! Then " splat" "Boooooom!" Kuroshiki: wait damn minute something ain't right why don't I feel warm or cold am i dead or what? Suddenly i hear voice. Nope fuck this shit I'm out um hum I don't what the fuck just happened but i don't really care I'm just take my stuff and leave excuse me please fuck this shit I'm out.Then they called out wait My name is Serena and I'm giving you a chance to be reincarnated and i respond my name is kuroshiki and how did i get here Serena: well it's been a few thousand years since anything fun has happened and i read a book in your world about reincarnation so I saw what you did and thought you would be fine being reincarnated in a world of your choosing and powers of your preference so do you agree. Kuroshiki: ok i pick the world of My hero academia with the powers of whitebeard and trafalgar water d. Law as quirks that can't be stolen and to be born as an orphan. Serena:but why as an orphan? Kuroshiki:well my parents disowned me after failing my last year of med school so it's nothing new plus i can have some peace and quite. Serena:ok but if you need something just send me some sweet and cola every now and then. Kuroshiki:really ok bye Serena ! Serena:bye Kuro 3.2.1 your being reincarnated now have fun. Kuroshiki: will do. Wait why is the room so bright and i can hear voices and crying?! Kuroshiki:oh shit i'm a baby that's fucking awesome! The legend of the Tremor Doctor has just begun. Author: stay tuned next time on dragon ball- Past kuroshiki: *takes McDonald's fries and sprite* gotcha ya bitch hahahaha! Gilgamesh Author:get back here you stupid Mongrel !