Chapter 1- A new Start

Somewhere in the middle of the multi-verse where all worlds and universes originate, a meet-up was taking place between Alex and GOD.

After Alex was sent here by truck-kun-sama, he panicked for hours before GOD could finally calm him down. Looking at the person in front of him he could not believe his eyes, rubbing his eyes for who knows how many times he finally believed that what he was seeing was real.

"I did not think that it's real... are you really GOD?"

"There were a bunch of rumors of you being GOD but I did not think it's real, man... internet trolls can sometimes be trusted huh?"

Looking at GOD in front of him he really could not believe his eyes even if he had already believed in them a minute ago. Asking a question once again just to confirm the identity of GOD

"Is Morgan Freeman really your real name? does that mean Jesus's surname is Freeman?"

"Your right... the name's Morgan Freeman... as for Jesus's surname... that's a secret." answered Morgan as he continued "Because it was truck-kun that sent you here that means you have something unique that only all weebs and otaku had... I'll give you 3 wishes, use them well."

"Does that mean, we, the otakus and weebs around the world had something in common yet unique at the same time that all people except for us have none of it?"

"That. . . I don't know"

"What??!"

"Look, kid, I know your shock and disappointed, but so am I" speaking up till here God seemed a little emotional "I have created the most beautiful woman in all of existence for my son, Adam. But what did he do? instead of starting a family with her, spreading love on all my creations, he did the only thing that I forbid him to... he fell in love with someone and created a cult. Even if he fell in love with someone, as long as she is a grown-up woman like Eve I could accept it, Harem exists because of lonely virgins and fickle guys right? But no... he just had to fell for Ophis."

"Ophis?"

"That's right, Ophis... the Dragon God of Infinity, The Infinity Loli, The Loli for Infinity, and so on... he fell in love with a loli!!"

"Does that mean he and Ophis became a couple?"

"No... Ophis rejected him for a reason that she only wants to stay alone and have her silence on top of the fruit tree that I planted. Looking at him all downcast after rejection I was happy, thinking that he will finally give up and instead pursue Eve... but no, instead, he got worse... he created a loli-pop and tried giving it to Ophis only to get beaten up, he used a divination spell towards the future in hopes of getting a solution and he did... he found a white van... and created it... only to get road wrecked.

Knowing that he could not do anything to her, he had instead 'protected' her against all gods and heroes that wanted to approach Ophis. Using a knife he stabbed all those that tried to approach her, in the end, he was awarded a small smile... a smile... and a stiff one at that... but do you know what that idiot did? he created a cult and an association!! and called it the Loli-Cult and the Uncles Association!! spreading it all over the multiverse creating a dark side!! that's when I decided that I've had enough!!

I did what a responsible father ought should've done, I grounded him. I created Eden!! imprisoning him until he had his priorities straight!!"

"then, the one written on the bible?"

"Politics, kid... politics"

"Then, can I just get to my wishes now?"

"Sure... go ahead"

"I wish to be an Uchiha with a Sasuke look with a Sharingan that I can customize"

"Denied"

"What?"

"There are already countless people before you requesting them... If I still give you one it will create an imbalance between the multi-verse... wish for something more convenient kid, also since you just almost threatened the balance of the multi-verse you can now only go where but not when."

"..."

Speechless by how God just shot his dream down, Alex can only think of something, arguing with God about unfairness? He could not even choose the timeline now, just because of a Sharingan... what's more, if he argued? Thinking hard about what should he choose, Alex finally chose one, he was not sure if God would grant it though as just its existence could cause distortion on the force that is holding the Universe together.

'welp, worst-case scenario...'

"Then... I wish for a system"

"Granted"

"My secon- huh? what?"

"I said Granted"

"You granted me a system which could destroy the world to where I'm going or even the multi-verse... but you deprived me of a Sharingan? What kind of wizardry is this!?"

"ahem... okay let me be honest with you... I was just tired of it... you know how many souls do we have to face and grant some wishes a day? trillions if not more!! even I the all-powerful God with all the Minor Gods would someday get tired of it!! and 60% of those souls wished for a Sharingan!! iT's just like eating something you like over and over, meal after meal until you puke just by the mention of it!! that kid, is what I am feeling right now."

"...okay"

"Go on, your second wish"

"I wish for my physique to have a full immunity towards all kinds of debuffs"

"Granted, your last wish, kid?"

"I wish for unlimited mana/ethernano"

"Granted, now... where would you like to go?"

"Fairy Tail"

And as God waved his hand, white light surrounded Alex banishing him from the realm, starting his new life adventure.