Chapter 1: I’m being transmigrated I guess
Hello your probably wondering, how in the fuck nuggets did I end up here and to be honest I have no real clue.
I'm just your average 17 year old who can't remember jack shit about who the fuck I am except for a few things from common sense, well I have knowledge on a lot of shit from books and anime couple movies too but it's kind of annoying.
Cause I know for a fact I have family and other shit wherever I'm from, but I know I'm in some pitch black room sitting against what I think is a wall, contemplating shit like some emo motherfucker.
Out of nowhere a white outline of a door appears and opens to show some old ass dude sitting at a desk drinking whiskey.
He doesn't even look up at me from whatever he's reading he just beckons me with a hand.
I look at him as if to ask if he's serious and he just raises an eyebrow, still not even looking up and says
"I think you'd want to come in seeing as I'm the only one that can give you a chance to get out of that room".
I respond by speed walking into the surprisingly cosy room and ask based on my knowledge of "weeb culture" and say
"Is it safe to assume you're some form of ROB or something like that".
He just responds with a nod and asks if I'm aware I'm dead.
Was I aware yes did it shock me to actually be told that also yes. He waited patiently for my reply as I contemplated, finally I let him know I am aware, he looks slightly surprised and says
" Usually your species can act very irrationaly and make a scene when I ask them that"
I just shrug in reply, can't miss what you can't remember although I know their are people that love me somewhere out there I don't feel anything.
I ask "why am I here surely someone of your power would just leave me there and not bother with me why would you bring me here for nothing you could have just left me in that room".
He says nothing and continues to read what I come to realise is a file with my picture on it, and just gestures for me to take a seat.
he asks me if I remember anything about myself and looks somewhat relieved to here that I can't.
when I tell him that I remember snippets of different movies and anime and the like, he's surprised by that I can tell, so surprised he lowers the file more and I can see my name,
Drake Fredricks
I don't really like my last name all too much so I think whatever happens I'll just keep my first name.
The ROB then asks if I'm aware of what he's about to ask.
I respond with a " I'm not positive but either I was so evil I'm gonna be given a divine punishment of sorts or I was a person who did so much good for the planet that I'm given a fuck ton of wishes that make me OP as fuck".
ROB chuckles and just says
" a good guess but you're wrong.
What actually happened was you have zero karma, not a single ounce of positive or negative. It's never been recorded before, in your life you committed acts of good but they would be cancelled out by an "evil" act of the exact same negative karmaic value which is impressive in itself and so you are unable to enter the reincarnation cycle of your own world at the point you should have which has led to you being removed from your universe".
I stared blankly at the man ( or woman ;))
and just said " you're fucking joking".
"Unfortunately I'm not" was the reply
and so here we are looking at each other when the phone on his desk starts ringing.
He looks at me and apologises as he takes the call and turns away, as he's conversing with the person or being on the phone I catch an "are you sure about this" and a " you understand he will need gifts to survive their" and I think I figured out what was going on, finally I heard a "thank you I'll let him know and send him on as soon as I can".
The ROB looks at me and says " I've found a being who is willing to take you into their universe".
I deadpan at the plot armour and ask "who".
He looks at me slightly nervously and says very quietly "The OAA".
Now I know I don't remember much but I know for a fact I wasn't someone to be rattled easily,
however I to my own shame and embarrassment
began to FREAK THE FUCK OUT as this would mean I'm going to THE FUCKING MARVEL UNIVERSE which means I would be right back here in 2 seconds flat.
He just looks at me and chuckles as he says,
"Worry not I understand your plight and we have come to the consensus, to survive their you will need abilities and or gifts, as such it has been decided that you will be given 3 such abilities as long as they do not disrupt the "canon" as soon as you arrive you will be allowed to stay their, after that however" he gives me a look as if he knows what's going through my head
"you are free to do what you wish".
He looks at me and says " I will give you as long as you like to think over this decision and please do think about it".
I then ask some questions such as "what marvel universe I'll be going too" and "will I keep what's left of my memories" I also ask "if I'll be reincarnated or transmigrated".
He replies with " a mix of what you know as the MCU and other universes that include the X-Men and the fantastic four and such",
he also said "of course you will it wouldn't make any sense to do all this only for you to not reap the benefits of your knowledge",
and finally "whatever you wish, however you will have to change your appearance as the current body you have will be unable to contain the power you will come to possess".
I nodded and began to think, I look to ROB and say " One last question, is it safe to assume that all technology no matter how advanced is of human origin even if it is based off or containes certain alien technology".
he thinks for a moment and says "yes no matter how advanced or what it may contain if humans manufactured the technology it will be classed as such".
I reply "so if there were a species immune to all human technology they would be immune to that technology as well".
He gives me a knowing smile and replies "yes it would".
I thank him and continue thinking.
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Some Time Later
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I look to ROB and let him know I'm ready to make my wish.
He looks at me expectantly and I start off,
"For my first ability I wish to be a cybotronian male with the ability to have 5 separate alt modes of whatever I wish to be including copying the object or beings size and abilities"
"Granted on the stipulation that you are unable to transform into gods or the like straight away and must complete a certain series of tasks to "unlock" said transformation".
I processed this and agreed to the stipulations,
"For my second ability I wish for the ability to absorb material to energise myself and to make myself stronger"
Instead of answering right away he mulled over my wish and stated,
"I am able to grant this with on the stipulations that unless it is to replenish energy after a certain point materials of a lower calibre will be unable to strengthen your body"
I nodded fully expecting this outcome and jumped straight to my last wish,
"I wish to be unable to be controlled by any magnetic field or be made magnetic by any standard by anyone or anything"
ROB didn't even give it a thought before granting my wish, he then asked if I would like to be transmigrated or reincarnated.
I reply "transmigrated I don't wanna know what reincarnating as a cybotronien would entail".
He chuckles and says "very well, I suppose your new name and apearence will be needed now"
A panel appears in front of me with a blank screen and different tabs that allow me to customise my appearance.
I won't bore you with details but I'm 34 feet tall and look like a more well rounded bumblebee but with grey armour plates and red optics and a hidden feature I found was I was able to adjust the size of my (hehe) when it's out thanks to the big man himself.
As I said before no matter what I'm gonna keep my first name so I typed in drake at the top to the surprise of ROB.
He looks at me and smiles a sort of soft smile and says,
" I wish you the best of luck young drake and I wish to let you know that, all the information about yourself on earth will be available on a data bank in the ship you land on earth in. Good luck
and enjoy your life I hope not to see you here for a long time".
I thank ROB as he waves his hand and says
"oh I forgot to introduce myself didn't I, silly me my name is ^**^***¥""
My eyebrows shoot up and I scream "WTFFFF!!!" as I disappear.
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