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Too Broke For Afterlife

After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass. Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven. But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot "Isabella" - a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life. The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long. Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself. Sounds epic, right? Well, there is just one tiny problem. How do you kill something that is already dead? --------------------------------- Become a part of la familia: https://discord.gg/uvyHgS5bsZ Volume 1: Too Broke For Afterlife Volume 2: Too Hot For Hell Volume 3: Too High For Heaven Volume 4: Too Lit To Quit

Chuck45Single · Ciencia y ficción
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Retro-Chic Criminals

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Pebbles poke into my back and despite not feeling actual pain, I am very uncomfortable.

The moon is shining brightly above my head. What time is it?

I rub my dry eyes.

Not far away water is flowing and I can hear small waves crashing against the stone. The sound itself is very calming but I try to not let that feel me.

Who would have thought that going to Heaven would end up in me sleeping under a bridge?

I turn around to my friends and spot Clemens a few feet away, sitting with his eyes closed. Is he sleeping or just thinking?

"Hey! Psst!"

He looks over to me but in the dark it's hard to read his expression. "You are awake."

"Yes. Good observation. Where is Nox?"

I slowly get up from the ground and stretch.

"She left to handle some things."

"What do you mean?"

Confused, I walk over to him and scratch my head.