CAVEMAN

William and I cuddled and had an awkward small talk which was honestly unnecessary.

William: You are quite addictive.

Me: That's good, right?

William: Nope, it's bad for me.

Me: How's that.

William: Addictive means I will want and crave more and more of your juicy pu*sy. I don't do that, labels neither. And I can't date you. You are young. Even if you weren't, I would still not date you.

Me: So you can't date me but you can sleep with me?

William: Yes. I am a free bird and cannot be tied to one branch. You already knew the deal when you pushed yourself onto my pickle.

Me: But you got me dripping and I could not think.

William: Then I am sorry and I will never do that to you again.

Me: Why?

William: isn't that what you want?

Me: No

William: Then, what do you want?

Me: I don't know.

William: You don't know?

Me: I don't know what I want.

William: This is why I don't do kids.

Me: I don't want to date but I want access to you when I need you...