LANCE
What I couldn't process about this...is his height. He's a bird. A real life fire burning twisted ugly copycat version of Phoenix. He had his nose pecking in the wrong direction. The majestic fire and grace of phoenixes I see in movies was smash by him.
He had no grace. Probably because his big figure won't fit into the room. He outdone himself. He spread his wings.
Setting everything else on fire. The cabinets, the beds, the chairs, the peeling wallpapers. He's ultra gigantic size is blocking the door. I can't escape. His neck is crane in the ceiling. His pudgy chest, curvy chicken thighs and flurry belly is swinging from left to right as he struggles.
"Baaaad!!!!" He shriek. "Transforming in closed space is bad!" He scrape his talons on the ceiling and it's already on fire. I frantically look around. After he appeared out of nowhere before us I don't get why he's doing an odd pathetic job of attacking and transforming to a size too big for a room.