Ch 1: God grant me your wisdom

It was a normal day, waking up and going to work at the hunter association as the head custodian, and only custodian. Frankly no one wants to mop floors they're whole life if they can hunt a few slimes, and mine a few ores you are set for a few days.

I can become a hunter since I do have the knight title as an E ranker (Very common), but why get messy when I can mop a few rooms, and live a carefree life. I only really have to clean a few rooms since most of them are vacant.

Since no one really visits this branch of the association, and since nothing important happens I don't have to worry about losing my job. So I naturally take my time doing my job, but after being here for two years I decided to put a little more effort. Only because the boss seems to be getting suspicions on why I take 4hrs per room.

Just maybe I will get a skill that will automatically do my job for me, but that will mean that there is a cleaning god out there to give me there blessing. Even though I already have the blessing of the War god, which even the bosses dog has. I might as well try, there Is a neglected shrine near the sewage river.

The next day I hurried up with my work, and went to the shrine, I'm going to count this as overtime since I haven't clocked out yet. Surprisingly the shrine is not broken down, and I only really have to clean it. After a week I finished, and I'm actually impressed, it dose look like a proper shrine you would see in the big towns. Or maybe that is just my imagination since I have only been in my hometown since my birth.

The next day I brought some offerings in the form of cleaning chemicals, pineapple and a pen that I borrowed from the bosses office. After that I said "Oh god take my offerings and grant me your wisdom". At that moment the whole shrine was filled with a blinding light, and suddenly my mop bucket started shacking and soon something appeared.

You there human who are you, and why am I in a bucket instead of the shrine basin the entity said.

Wait you mean that birdbath that was in the middle of the shrine? Yea I sold it, because the boss did not pay me overtime just because I was not cleaning the building. So in revenge I took his favorite pen.

You insolent brat, you dare make profit out of my property be grateful I the great Garu haven't cut your head clean off.

What are you talking about your the size of a baby cricket, and you should be the grateful one. I cleaned your shrine so grant me my wish. Besides no one has heard of a deity called Garu, probably in a million years.

If it stops your worthless blabbering I will grant you your wish, but with one condition and that is to bring back my basin or face my wrath Garu said.

Fine, but if you are lying to me I will trap you in a jar, and through you in the river. Now make my job as janitor so easy that it solves all my life problems.

Soon Garu started to laugh as the shrine was shaking, and as I was about to kick the mop bucket I became unconscious.

Soon I woke up in my room, but I did not feel any different than before that was until I looked at my Identification card which suddenly changed. Instead of it having the symbol of the war god it had an egg symbol. Instead of knight there was janitor with random skills, one of them was mopping which was maxed for some reason.

In order to test it I got a mop and started cleaning the floor, but even though It was dry it made the floor sparkling clean. So I started waking everting with a mop, and everting was clean in seconds. It was like using a Mr. ***** Magic ******, I wonder what will happen If I whack the boss with the mop.

Once I went to work I got the biggest mop I could find, and waked the whole building cleaning it in just 30 minutes. I wonder what will happen if I whack someone, and after saying that a hunter came in to the association from a dungeon raid. He was battered and had bruises all over, he was the perfect target so before he noticed I wacked him with my mop.

Even after a few seconds nothing happened, then out of nowhere he fell down head first to the ground, but before anyone could notice I dragged him into a random room to check if he was still alive. After closing the door I poked him with the mop, and suddenly he turned sparkly clean which was weird since it did not work before.

That's when I realized he was dead, and started panicking because he was the best hunter in our town. After a few minutes I decided to do the correct things and clocked out, because I already did my job cleaning the building and went home to sleep it off, because this was obviously a dream.

The next day I ate my cereal and headed to work to collect my paycheck for the week, just a regular day in my mundane life. One I was there I saw a group of people surrounding the building, which was a weird thing to happen. I went to the office and got my paycheck, and went strait to the pawn shop to get that basin back.

I guess everyone had the same dream, because everyone in the store was talking about a murder that happened at the association. After buying back the basin I went strait to the shrine, because If anyone can help me it's Garu.