42 | The Arrival of the Great, Nia Nal

4:10am

has added to the chat

: i have added nia nal to the chat

: oh my god brainy stop doing this at four in the fucking morning

: i believe it's ten past four alex

: nia's name represents me right now

: bye

has left the chat

: well i suppose it's just me and twenty-two other people

: how is everyone?

: i myself am quite - what do you humans say? energetic?

: i prefer 'i feel my body is using up a fair amount of the glucose from the food i are earlier and turning it into pyruvate where it then gets broken down into citric acid

: the hydrogen is then moved to the electron transport chain and finally my cells receive oxygen

: i ate fish pie for lunch yesterday and about seven minutes ago i consumed a cow muscle which i believe was called a 'sirloin steak'

has entered the chat

: brainy

: yes?

: shush

: of course

: good because maggie's phone has rumbled so much it has fallen off the table and into the bin

: i pray for poor nia who now has to put up with this hellhole of a chat

: r.i.p nia

9:09am

: um hi what is this?

: oh hi nia! i didn't know you were here!

: neither did i until I woke up with a buttload of notifications from something called 'the superfriends?'

: oh we're called the superfriends because i'm—

: kara look a donut!

: you cut your sister off in text again wow i'm actually impressed

: you only show up on here when you want to praise me or to shit on me there is no in between

: um why is it called the superfriends again?

: it's because i'm super—

: bi! yes bi! everyone is at least a little super in here yep

: okayyyy...

: ah nia nal the newest addition to my powerful empire

: cat grant!

: i hear you are under the mentorship of kiera here

: kiera?

: me

: she just likes to call me kiera

: i've read a number of your articles and may i say you have potential

: thank you miss grant!

: now if you'll excuse I need to eat my over-expensive breakfast which has been warmed to exactly 109.76°F

: have a nice day miss grant!

: ah nia! you're awake!

: welcome to the superfriends chat where everyone has worked in a secret government organisation at least once and my statistics predict that you will also have a 97.2245% chance too

: oh brainy you're so funny haha

: i always wake up to this damn it you guys

: wait what?

: i'm the red and blue blob in the sky

: haha kara you're so drunk

: she's on the other side of the room and she looks pretty damn sober

: ah fuck

: what the hell is going on?

: i'm supergirl, alex, lucy and brainy are deo agents and you're going to have to sign a lot of NDAs

: hey we tried harder than when the others suspected so i'd say this is a win?

: yeah you didn't even try when i said kara was supergirl last year

: she didn't even deny it when i said it

: sooo you guys fight crime

: i guess

: are you okay with that?

: more than

: i think it's pretty badass

: well i do try

: shut up danvers you tripped over five seconds ago

: welL WE ALL HAVE OUR UPS AND DOWNS LANE

: more literal for some...

: okAY THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO TELL VASQUEZ NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU FOR A MONTH

: careful you don't trip on the way then

: i swear to god lane

: is it always like this

: no it usually involves more swearing

: mmm