16 | Sappy Hypocrites

8:56am

: hey lena

: you look really hot today

: makes me want to push you up against a wall and ;)

: sara lance

: stop using my sister's phone to send texts to the chat

: my mom's on here

: oh rao

: thank you

: i really didn't need to know what my little sister wants to do with her girlfriend

: especially if it involves walls and winky emojis

and have entered the chat

: dammit how'd you know it was me?

: jeez it's almost as if you haven't met kara danvers

: trust me i've more than met kara danvers ;)

: who's agent sharpe?

: I am Director/Agent Ava Sharpe of the Time Bureau on Earth-1.

: she's my girlfriend

: it seems we've found lena's grammar friend/another person with a stick up their ass

: alex!

: Nice to meet you Agent Sharpe.

: Also what do you mean you've more than met Kara?

: uhhh nothing

9:03am

has created a chat named

has added to the chat

: uhh kara i may have uh accidentally slipped up

: what did you do now?

: remember our drunken one night stand?

: uh huh

: stop going red danvers, does your girlfriend know?

: mine does

: lena does not know

: sara why'd you have to do that

: it was an accident

9:10am

: hi lena

: how is work so far

: The usual.

: The occasional rude, sexist, straight, white cisgender men.

: Nothing new.

: i feel like this chat name needs to change

has changed the chat's name to

: I actually quite like that.

: i have to tell you something

: Of course, you can tell me anything.

: uhh i slept with sara lance once when i was on earth-1 helping fight bad guys

: we're only friends though!

: nothing will ever happen between us!

: she's dating ava and im dating you!

: Kara, calm down. I don't care about the fact that you slept with someone when you weren't dating me. I've slept with people before we dated as well. Most people have.

: ok thank rao lena

: it's just that we've been dating for two months and i really like what we have and i don't want to mess it up

: It's okay Kara. Sara actually seems like a pretty cool person.

: -and her girlfriend uses grammar in text so that's something.

10:02am

: Do you have a place to stay?

: You can borrow one of my apartments.

: If that doesn't trouble you that would be great.

: babe why are you being so formal

: they're literally the least posh people i know

: i once saw alex drop pizza on the floor and then pick it up and eat it again

: five second rule lance... five second rule

: I don't know them very well.

: hey ava

: Yes?

: can i change your name?

: No.

has changed 's name to

has restricted name change for

: Oh great. You've named me after a pen.

: love you babe

: I love you too.

: ugh it's so sappy in here get a room

: right fuck off danvers

: hey alex i'll bring you some lunch and swing by at deo later?

: that would be great mags

: i've got to get back to work love you bye

: love you too [3

: hypocrite

: who's the sappy one now?

: shut up lance