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The Strongest Swordsman In History

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Lee la novela The Strongest Swordsman In History escrita por el autor Zegrhes publicada en WebNovel. White, seseorang yang gemar berpetualang dan mengeksplorasi wilayah-wilayah dunia, menginginkan kebebasan untuk berpetualang. Dan memiliki sebuah obsesi untuk menjadi orang terkuat di dunia. Sebuah Ob...

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White, seseorang yang gemar berpetualang dan mengeksplorasi wilayah-wilayah dunia, menginginkan kebebasan untuk berpetualang. Dan memiliki sebuah obsesi untuk menjadi orang terkuat di dunia. Sebuah Obsesi yang menjadikannya pantang menyerah. Dengan jiwa keadilan, kekuatan yang besar, dan obsesinya, ia berpotensi untuk menjadi orang terkuat di dunia. Apakah Ia dapat mencapainya? tidak ada yang tahu. Note: Ini karakternya punya jiwa pahlawan, bukan manusia asal bunuh.

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