ALEX CLONE (Fairy tail) & ORIGINAL ALEX

*slap*

*natsu goes flying into a wall*

Alex: and like that it's 58-0 for me

Natsu: AAAA god dammit why cant i touch you!

Alex: touch me?? *gasp* natsu you pervert!

Natsu: huh?

at that moment everyone in the guild started laughing their ass of and natsu become a little embarrassed he stood up and started to wave his arm's above his head

Natsu: NO not like that!! who would want to do that sort of stuff with a man!!

Alex: dont worry bro it's not a bad thing to be into man

Natsu: I SAID IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!

in these couple of day's that Alex (clone) stayed in the fairy tail world he mostly spend his time in the guild joking with the guild members and doing quest's while at night he slept in his world in the elf village.

the meeting with the other guild master's was already done and when it ended a lot of them that night reflected about life and started to question what truly is possible and impossible well after all suddenly learning that there is an infinite amount of world's is not something you can be OK with right away

'system buy me Mera Mera no Mi without weakness'

<done>

Alex: ok ok enough of that i know you are not gay i saw how you look at lucy *the most cheeky smile ever*

Natsu/Lucy: *tomato level blush* ...

Alex: but moving on how about i make you stronger?

Natsu: what do you mean?

Alex: *devil fruit materializes in hand* this is a devil fruit when you eat it you can change you body to be made of fire making any physical damage not able to harm you it will also boost your fire magic by a LOT

Natsu: give me that! *Takes the fruit from alex*

Alex: before you eat it i must warn you....eeeh how to put this...imagine a diarrhea sh*t that was put in a jar and left for a year...that how it taste

natsu after hearing this looked at the fruit and even if he hesitated he took a bite. first bite almost barfed. second bite start's crying. third bite start to make noises like someone just kicked him in the nut's. rest of the bites natsu welcomes the sweet embrace of death

Alex: you good man?

Natsu: *play: hello darkness my old friend~* *war flashback's* *will to live 0%*

Alex: yee~ he's good

Everyone in the guild: Good my ass

Alex: hey i warned him *looks at gray* i have one with ice power's to you want it?

Gray: ehh no i think i will pass

Alex: oh so you are saying that you are ok with Natsu being stronger than you?

Gray: ...

---5 minutes later---

on the floor of the guild you could see Gray crying his eye's off while having a gag reflex every ten second's

'welp my job here is done! but just to be sure'

Alex: oi old man i will go for a while if something happen's take this kunai and put a little magic on the seal in it

Makarov: ok but may i know why?

Alex: it has the "thunder god seal" i can teleport instantly to it

Makarov: i understand

Alex ok bye then! *puff*

---cultivation world---

Alex and Mei Li were sitting in an VIP auction room. Alex was not interested in any of the stuff that was there but he bought some because his student was interested

Alex: hmm?

'so he finished his job he?'

<apparently>

Auction master: and now ladies and gentleman we are going to start showing slaves those who are not interested please go to the room on the right to receive your item's and pay

when the word "slave" was mentioned Mei Li eyes were focused which didnt escape alex attention he got confused and started to think why the hell would she want a slave but didnt said anything. most of the ladies in the auction left but the majority of the guy's stayed probably hoping that there will be a nice beauty to Akhem...practice dual cultivation with...

the auction continued for another hour and now the last slave was showed Mei Li made a sad face and lowered her head she said in a weak voice

Mei Li: shifu let's go...

Alex didnt say anything just got up and left the VIP room with her. he paid for the items they bought and left the city they were traveling trough a forest the whole day with little interaction's between them when the night fell Alex fried some fries made a hamburger and bought a coca cola which made Mei Li fell better

'a good food is the best way to cheer someone up'

<true>

>i always enjoyed a good meal when i was in a grumpy mood<

'hey btw system can i buy SCP's?'

<it depend's on which you want to buy because some you need to summon>

'i want SCP: 2295 and 348'

<done>

{SCP:2295}- a stuffed teddy bear that is able to replace damaged organ's with the one he creates with material's like clothe's the "organ" made by 2295 act's as a normal healthy human organ if there is not material's to create the organ 2295 will use his own body to create the replacement

(i'm going to put one of the test's with this SCP from the website here because it's beautiful and it melted my heart when i read it )

Subject: D-2723, 18 years old

Diagnosis: Cerebral hemorrhaging

Notes: SCP-2295 grasps various materials in its proximity in a distressed state for approximately one (1) minute. SCP-2295 then anomalously produces a ███████'s Dove Milk Chocolate King Size Candy Bar and offers it to subject. SCP-2295 spends rest of test embracing subject's lower right leg while anomalously producing a saline solution from its 'eyes'.

(protect the bear!!!)

{SCP-348}- an empty bowl that will fill with soup when is placed in front of someone the one's that are in the age of 1-18 will enjoy the soup and say it's delicious while those who are older than 18 will say that "something is missing" at the bottom of the bowl there will be a message from the father of the one who eat the soup even if the subject father is dead it does not matter and the message will still be there

'i will buy more of these kind of SCP later'

<these kind?>

'the one that can heal someone on the physical and mental level'

<oh ok but why not now?>

'it was a while since i check the SCP website and i forgot most of them'

<understandable>

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i will write the termination of SCP-106 today as well so look forward to that also prepare yourself mentally cause it's going to be f*cked up