The beginning

That one night, Jeon ChingChong knew that she would be victorious. Tommorow would be the egg eating contest. The grand prize for the winner would get to marry the one and only Shrek. Jeon has practiced and figured how to win. She planned to shove the eggs into her mouth. After a lot of thinking about the contest, Jeon got ready for bed. " a good night rest would surely give a higher chance of winning" "I will win and beat those female doggs" *snoop Dogg randomly appears and says "wEeD mAH bOiiiiiii" *. and Jeon smoked weed before going to bed.

Sickstee nayn