Chapter 60

I've been lying on the floor for a few hours now, sighing with boredom, and I swear that if I get the chance, I'm going to fuck this Luria's ass so hard, she'll be in a wheelchair!

But well, I spend the night in prison and cover myself with a warm blanket.

But I am woken up the next morning, Luria has arrived with soldiers, I yawn and ask. - "Am I finally going to be released?"

Luria smiles, I frown, I'm starting to get pretty pissed!

I swear if I get angry, I will fill this fortress with fireballs!

...

I am taken into a room, where I am soon undressed and Luria is present.

"Do you like what you see little ben?" - I ask smiling, Luria just rolls her eyes and ignores me.

Laughing I soon scream as they start throwing cold water on me.

"What the fuck! They want to freeze me to death? That's torture!" - I scream as two female soldiers start rubbing my body.

"Hey, if you touch my dick that hard, I swear you'll eat it without your teeth for the rest of your life!" - I warn, as they are rubbing me very roughly.

And in my response, one of them puts her hand on my pussy, that fucking hurts!

Luria smiles, I narrow my eyes at her and smile back, I am thinking of so many twisted ways to fuck with the minds of all you fucking Elves!

Now it's official, in the future I will make it a point to humiliate every fucking Elf I meet!

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I am soon given a simple outfit to wear, so I ask about my clothes, where I get them from and put them in my Inventory, I'm not leaving my modern clothes for you fucking bitches!

And a while later I am taken to a carriage, I hate wearing a skirt... seriously, I swear I'm going to kill someone today!

But well, I decide to enjoy the trip a little, I look at the Elves in the streets, the houses, it's kind of nice, except for this shitty skirt!

It doesn't take long before we arrive at a gray and white castle, I yawn and look at Luria who looks at me coldly.

"What? Do you want to kiss me?" - I ask smiling and throwing a kiss.

Humph!

She just snorts, which makes me smile.

It doesn't take long for the carriage to open and me to get out, where I notice a lot of stares on me, I look vaguely before sighing and being pushed by Luria.

Seriously, I'm getting pretty angry!

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Soon I am taken to the castle, where the climate is even a little colder, holy shit, is this the Freezer's Freezer?

Luria laughs at my suffering, you can smile bitch, I'll be the last to smile in the end, just wait!

And soon we arrive in front of a huge white door, which soon opens and I see a throne room.

Luria pushes me in, I cast a fierce glance at her and just walk on, where I notice higher areas on the walls with beautifully dressed elves, probably Nobles or something.

I sigh and look further ahead, the center, there is a throne and sitting there cross legged, a beautiful white dress very revealing, a very beautiful Winter Elf!

I am guided further forward and soon Luria is kneeling, I look at her, I shrug and look at the beautiful elf on the throne, where I already hear sighs and don't bother.

"You insolent girl!" - Roars a rider with an aura more powerful than Luria.

I glance at her out of the corner of my eye, before yawning and looking at said Princess.

"Look, I recommend to stop your people from attacking me, I will not strike back, but in case I die, everyone here will die!" - I say nonchalantly and sighs echo, Luria looks at me already drawing her sword.

Soon spears and swords are close to my skin, that of the one rider stronger than Luria on my neck.

Ok, that's a bit intimidating, but I'm acting and staying calm, I even smile, maybe I'm pretty crazy.

"Was that a threat?" - Princess asks with a cold tone.

"If I'm right, your psycho of a rider here has told you that my soul is with several sets of magic runes attached to it, correct?" - I ask smiling.

"I was told!" - The Princess said.

"Respectively, I have methods of self-destruction, should I find myself in a situation that I cannot escape, [BOOM!] I explode, should someone kill me, [BOOM!] I explode and take my killer with me!" - I say smiling and complement.

"And because my family is a bunch of vengeful lunatics, the degree of the explosion is absurd, so if they kill me or I see that my situation is one I can't get out of, I can force myself to explode and this whole fortress will disappear from the map!" - I smile as I see the shock on the faces of many.

"So it's not a threat, just a friendly warning, I don't want to die and I don't think anyone here wants to have their corpse evaporated to the point where there aren't even your ashes left!" - I say smiling as I touch the blade on my neck and move it away.

"Stand back!" - Said the Princess frowning.

I sigh in relief as everyone backs away, I think of something and say. - "Lucky I chose the right path, because it would have been a problem!"

The Princess frowns when I say that and she asks. - "What do you mean?"

"I have methods of divination, I can't see very far into the future, but I can see several possible paths, so let's say that the dialogue we just had has been repeated over 100 times in my mind, 80 of the cases you don't believe me and everyone dies, as for the other 20 cases, the damage is varied, from a conflict with your knights, to more... peaceful situations! I only chose the best possible dialogue, this one I'm talking about now being one of them!" - I say smiling.

I listen to the murmuring and just smile, it seems my lie is working very well.

"Ah, Luria, see if you can stop being a psycho bitch, you're already giving me a headache!" - I say looking at Luria staring at me with ferocity, then I look at the stronger rider.

[Guardian of the 7th Princess, Lalarins Frostyer(Elite) - Level 138]

"As for you guardian Lalarins, don't copy Luria, no one likes a psychopath who can kill you in your sleep!" - I say sighing.

"How do you know my name?" - Lalarins asks while looking at Luria in surprise.

"Like I said, I saw dozens of possible paths, on one of them they speak your name and many others that are up high, I have a good memory!" - I say shrugging.

Lalarins frowns, I just smile back.

"That's enough! State your goal!" - Says the princess coldly.

"As I had told the psycho Luria here, I have no goal, I simply ended up in these lands by an accident, I have no idea where exactly I am, I only saved about 4 Elves from a pack of wolves, I ended up here and was sent to prison and interrogated by this psycho!" - I say pointing at Luria, who casts fierce glances at me.

The princess raises an eyebrow, then she asks. - "Why do you call my knight a psychopath?"

"Do you have reason to call a psychopath as such? If I hadn't seen and followed the best route here, I'd be a fugitive or something by now, this wretch here tried to murder me 73 times in less than 24 hours, half of that happened on the way here inside the carriage!" - I say rolling my eyes.

"Fuck, I'd make one sudden move and she'd shove her sword into my chest, stick her head out the carriage window, slice me in half, I'd have a conversation with her, punch me in the face non-stop, how the hell do I not call her a psycho?" - I ask in a frustrated tone, I don't doubt at all that in other timelines this actually occurs.

I soon see the princess rubbing her beautiful forehead, probably feeling a headache.

"Look princess, you can't kill me, because that would condemn you too, so how about we become friends, help each other and stop trying to kill me?" - I ask smiling gently.

"Really? What exactly would that help look like?" - The princess asks coldly.

"Let's see, I possess very advanced technology and magical knowledge, I have some treasures that can be traded for valuable items, I'm practically a walking treasure, so either you cut me loose and let me do my thing, or we can trade!" - I smile, but it seems that the situation is not very good for my side.

"I understand that you are a peculiar and quite strange person, but what can confirm that everything you say is true?" - The princess asks.

"I don't have much proof, but how about this?" - I say immediately bringing out a grenade from my Inventory.

Everyone looks at the green ball not knowing what it is.

"That's an explosive, it would kill this psycho here with ease, but I'd have a hard time with this one here!" - I say pointing at Lalarins.

"And why did you bring that?" - Princess asks.

"Well, you want proof that I might be telling the truth, correct? So I say this one here is a very advanced weapons technology, how about we go to a test site? Do you have one?" - I ask smiling.

The Princess looks me up and down, so when our eyes meet

[You have received a powerful mental attack!]

[The "Player's Mind" Skill went into effect, nullifying the mental attack!]

"There! That hurts!" - I say with a migraine, where I soon see surprise in the princess's eyes.

"I told you my soul is special dammit, you want to accidentally activate a bomb that will destroy this entire city?" - I ask wide-eyed, seriously, I am surrounded by psychopaths!

The princess looks at me more intensely, then looks at Lalarins, who soon backs away.

"What is your name, human?" - And I am finally asked the big question.

"I am Juri Han!" - I say smiling full of confidence.

"I see, so Juri Han-" - She has barely finished speaking when a loud explosion sounds, followed by loud roars.

Holy crap!

Lucky I left a rescue point programmed after much of the dialogue, I return there.

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"Hey, before you try a mental attack, please, that could cause a big problem and..." - I ignore the princess and look at Lalarins.

"I think you'll have a big job, this fortress will soon be attacked by something!" - I say and Lalarins frowns.

"What do you mean?" - She asks fiercely.

"Well, soon a roar will echo along with an explosion, something will attack the city walls, I think it's those giants, I haven't seen them yet, that's why I don't know!" - I say smiling and as expected, it doesn't take long for it to actually occur.

Everyone looks at me in amazement, I shrug and speak. - "I told you so!"