Chapter: 12

Brett:

I walk into the kitchen and find Jasmine stuffing some chocolate chip cookies into her mouth, and I think she looks cute while she eats them quickly like the cookie monster

What?

I look down at the counter and the chocolate chip cookies are gone. "Jasmine did you eat all the cookies?" I ask with fear

"Yup. And they were delicious" she says licking her fingers.

Of course they'd be delicious, considering they're filled with drugs....

"Oh my God!! Why would you do something like that?" I ask angrily

"She has a problem" Holly says pouting

"Why are you so worked up anyways. They're just cookies" Jasmine says

"Not just any cookies" I say with a huff

"What do you mean not just cookies?" Holly says scrunching her eyebrows in confusion.

"Because they're filled with weed" I whisper into Holly's ear and she gasps in surprise

"Why would you do that and who puts weed in cookies anyways?!" She whispers harshly

"Whatever" I say rolling my eyes

"So how long will it take before she gets intoxicated?" Holly asks

"I think we don't have to worry about that" I say looking at Jasmine as she angrily shreds a pineapple

"Stupid spongebob who lives in a stupid bikini bottom. Who lives in a pineapple anyway what if the pineapple gets rotten and starts smelling funny. And you live in a town called bikini bottom?? Really!" She says growling

"Yea she's high" Holly says facepalming.

Innocent Jasmine never knew what were in those cookies and  poor spongebob didn't know he was going so soon anyways 😔😂

"So what are we going to do?" Holy asks

"Take her home" I say in a duh tone

"What?! That's not happening my parents will kill us" she screams

"Then where would she stay?" I say folding my arms

"She's going to have to stay here because you made the cookies" Holly says sighing

"I didn't tell her to eat them!" I protest

"She's your responsibility now" Holly said as she walked towards a giggling Jasmine

"Try to keep your sanity" she says patting her nose. "and you.." holly points to me

"What?" I ask 

"Don't even think of taking advantage of her" She says in a threatening tone

"I'll try" I say smirking and she just rolls her eyes and walks away.

Sighing, I turn around and Jasmine is gone. What the hell??

You know what I can't handle all this myself. I'm calling Sebastian

AN: phone conversation between Brett and Sebastian 

"Hey Bash" I say nervously

"Hi cupcake" he says tiredly. I must have woken him up

"Jas ate the cookies"

"Wait a minute.. what cookies?" He asks shocked

"Stop acting like a dumbass. She ate the cookies that are filled with drugs" i say frustratedly

"Holy shit" he cussed

"Just get over here please" I say running my hands in my hair

AN/: end of phone conversation

Luckily, sebastian lives down the road so he should be here in a bit.

My doorbell rings and Jasmine's head whips up in excitement. "Nanny Mcphee is here!!" She says jumping and runs out the door

"Shit the crazy girl's loose" I say and Sebastian bursts out laughing . "How bad is it? But let's watch for a while this looks fun" he says laughing and we walk to the doorway and watch her do crazy stuff.

She starts by checking under some rocks. And when sebastian asks her what she's doing, she explains she's looking for Patrick starr. "Shhh I'll keep your secret... Optimus Prime" Jasmine says stroking a semi-truck.

Sebastian and I look at each other and laugh out asses out. "She's way more fun when she's high!" I say

Next, Jasmine walks over to some hairy biker dude "Hagrid.. you're real!!" She screams excitedly and the biker dude just laughs and hugs her before leaving on his motorcycle

Jasmine then walks over to a brick wall and begins to bang her head on it, explaining she needs to get to Platform nine and three quarters.

"I think we've seen enough" I say laughing but sebastian grabs my arm and doubles over in laughter. "five more minutes this is comedy gold!" He says laughing

"No, let's get her to bed before she does something she's going to regret" I say then walk up to Jasmine

"Alright that's enough you crazy child" I say picking her up and slung her over my shoulder

"Nice butt Brett!" She says and slaps it. "Yours too" I say laughing

We walk back into the house and I put Jasmine down on the couch.

"Dude she's too crazy and I don't want to break my laughing ribs. So I'mma go, that okay?" Sebastian says yawning

"Yea sure. Bye bash" I say then sebastian leaves

"Accio!!" Jasmine shouts. "What?" I ask confused

"I'm summoning harry potter!" She says. Great, now she's a wizard

"Duckfilors!" She screams again. "I just turned you into a duck" she says laughing

"Nerd, that's enough, let's get you to bed" I say laughing. "Don't come close to me or I'll kill you!" She says moving backwards. Ehhh why not?

I walk towards her and she uses a pillow to wack my face. Ow.

"Ha!!" She screams in triumph

"Very funny nerd" I say sarcastically

Jasmine walks towards me and gets on a chair and looks into my eyes.

Huh?

"Your eyes are so pretty, like the ocean Brett" she says

My eyes are brown... Maybe she's seeing things.

"Uhh thanks?" I say and she smiles.

Her smile is just like fireworks and I don't think I'll get enough of it. And she really does look cute when she's high. ..

Did I really just think that?!!.

Oh my god. I sound like those boys from cheesy movies and books. This is bad, please pray for me.

Sighing, I pick Jasmine up bridal style and take her upstairs

"Where are we going?" She asks. "let's get you to bed nerd" I say and she hums the hakuna matata song against my chest.