Seven - Pride of Being Gay

I should've done this chapter on Pride month... Anyway, two days late from Anna Grey's birthday, this draft started on the 10th of August. Happy late birthday, Kami-san!

Also, I thought, since Naruto has this Chunin exam, Neji at some point, believes in fate and destiny. I was like: "Stop talking s**t about fate and destiny, dude! You know what? Is that the only thing you know? My only belief for the Chunin exam is worse than what you believe! I suck at friendship, so certainly no teamwork for me, and I have the skills to kill people, so I guess the only thing I know and believe is 'people die when they are killed.' I guess."

Then I laughed at my jokes.

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"It's time to wake up, Akashi-san."

"Ngh... Okay, Akakage-kun."

Akashi slowly raises from Akakage's bed. By then, Akakage has already left and started the process of making breakfast for the Shiro-Kuro-Aka Squad.

The smell of bacon and fry eggs spread across rooms.

"You out-did yourself, Akakage-san!" Chiharu walks out of her room.

"I am the leader of all teams, so if I don't feed you guys, who will? Oh, wait, Akira will but still!"

"Shut it Akakage! We have guests!"

"I know."

The GOM enters the room.

"I hope this Akakage can cook well..." Aomine says as he thought of Momoi's poison cooking.

"Do you have any snacks?" Asks Murasakibara.

"You are going to have breakfast, not snacks," Akashi states like a mom.

"How do you know that Akakage's a good cook, Akashi-cchi?" Kise asks.

"I went over to Akakage's house once because it was getting late. He cooked dinner for both of us."

"Was your dad pissed?"

"No. I rang my father and told him about Akakage and says that I will be in his care for the night."

"So you guys were together in Rakuzan before and developed the romantic feelings for each other?" Tamura asks.

"Ye-Wait. Romantic feelings? What's that?" Akakage asks.

"Oh, I forgot. You are that type of person, are you?"

"What type?" Akashi asks.

"Nothing!" Tamura sticks out her tongue, "So, you love Akakage?"

"I guess..."

"You hear that Akakage?"

"I did. Thanks, Akashi-san, that made my whole life."

"R-really?" Akashi shutters. GUYS AKASHI SHUTTERED! OH, MY GODS, THIS IS THE RAREST MOMENT OF A WHOLE CENTURY!!!

"Yeah. Not all people accept me as who I am. I am glad that you accepted me and cared for me. I guess I love you, too?"

"OH, MY GODS! A F**KING CONFESSION!" Kazami went on a sugar rush without eating sugar.

"Looks like someone is in love," Katsuki says.

"You know, Nide-cchi says he likes me, so we are officially dating, guys!" Kise shouts in excitement.

"Who cares, Kise-kun," Kuroko says, scaring the living crap out of everyone except the non-humans and Akashi.

"So, I assume you paired up with Aomine-san?" Tamura smirks.

"Yeah."

"Guys, let's be proud that we are gay. Midorima, I know you like Takao." Kazami smirks.

"WHA- HOW DID YOU-"

"Come on, guys! Be proud that you are gay-"

"Am I abnormal!?" Momoi starts snapping.

"No, you are not. You are what society calls 'general love'." Chiharu says in a matter of fact face.

"Which there are a lot of people like you out there," Katsuki adds.

"Some of us are asexual, like me," Tamura says.

"You're asexual?"

"Verona's queer."

"Really!?" Everyone sounds quite surprised.

"We will be having a new recruit in our group soon, says that it's a she and she loves boys."

"There will be another one later on. Basically Nagisa but another version. Gay."

"Really? I didn't know." Tamura says.

"So... Is loving the opposite sex a rare thing in this group?" Momoi asks.

"Yeah. Pretty much. I'm a lesbian, Katsuki and Chiharu are lesbians as well... I don't know anyone who is... Wait, Kazami do you-"

"I admit. I do love the opposite sex."

"OOOOHHHH!!!!!"

Everyone shouts.

"So... Who do you love? Tell us."

"I am just being identified as this gender. I don't have a lover yet."

"So... Single?"

"Yes. Single. My brother is fairly protective." Kazami says, thinking about Karma's face when he sees her boyfriend if she ever has one.

"Ha! I can't wait to see the new recruit, though. Akakage says that she has some similarities with Akashi-san!" Tamura says.

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So... I finally updated something.

If it's s**tty, please don't blame me. I start school, I have less time working on my stories.

Sorry.

'Til Next Update!

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