Goodbye God!

Y-are you sure? can you change your mind?

Noooo, this is my final decision)

Huuuuuu, okay, done.

LATER - A FEW DAYS -

Why did I pass out? was this whole meeting with God a dream?

No, boy, this is not a dream, just too much knowledge, because of which you fell unconscious.

I see ... grandpa, why did you call me special?

Kha-Kha, of course, I realized that you are not the smartest, but you really do not understand?

No, why?

Ahh ... do you really think an ordinary person can see me?

Ahhmmm, no?

Well, you've already answered your own question.

Here, clear, can I go?

Yes, of course, Hot

UNTIL!

WHERE WILL YOU GO? WHAT IS REINCARNATION ?!

I COULD HANDLE! SCHEDULE.

Teleportation.

Boom * (sound of blink ama from Dota)

Well, here it is, the 2005 version.

Now it's time to find a decent body!

Wow, things are different in Russia.

What about its borders? come on! the book of the lore of this world.

Beech*

So, so ... not interesting.

Fifteenth centuries - not interesting.

Here, in 1917, on the fifteenth of March - did not Nicholas deny ??

What about April ?? Arriving in Russia, Lenin and other revolutionaries were shot in three trains ??

Of course, I think that communism is here for the goyim, an idea of ​​the type - it has more money, so there should be no money, full of ******.

Money spread in the Marble Age.

I wish I could roll back so far)

But why is this world so different? because of my first experience, I screwed up?

I will look in Russia, or as it is called here the Russian Empire.

After a day of searching.

Nothing interesting.

The second day of searches.

Nothing.

After a week of searching.

Poo, I didn't think it was that difficult.

Necronomicon

So, what do we have here?

The wife of Alexander I Romanov cannot get pregnant.

So, but this is interesting, let me help you, and you for this body?

Tygdyk *

I cured of infertility, now I need to push them to *****, but of course, I will not look, all the same, my parents.

The next day.

Well, when will they leave their apartment? I can't interfere with their private life, I'm not that pervert.

at this moment one immensely strong personality sneezed.

Finally, what's with the tummy?

Krasava, dad.

Now, wait and move in.

9 months later.

Today is the day when I have to give birth, I am nine months pregnant.

In fact, my pregnancy was both very expected and unexpected.

After 6 years of marriage, and countless attempts at pregnancy, I was diagnosed with infertility.

But, on the twenty-fifth of March, three months after another attempt, on the day of the Annunciation of the Most Holy Theotokos, I felt bad.

The first pains, vomiting, I decided to inform my husband about it.

I called him on the phone and asked him to come and talk.

-Dear, you asked me to come, why such a rush? something happened to you ?? -

- Honey, it's okay, don't worry so much, I just think that ... I'm pregnant.

- Hooray! you finally got pregnant, stop, how? you were given infertility.

- Dear, I think that this is God's blessing, according to the Julian calendar, today is the day when the archangel Gabriel announced the Virgin Mary, and today I began to show signs of pregnancy.

-God's gift-