Research Initiation!

Researcher 1: Ha! Thats it e-EVERYONE listen up!

Everyone : *Shocked expressions!..

Researcher 1: GUYS i find it i know what we should be looking for! i KNOW WHAT IT IS! THE PLACE the place um uh the place!

Researcher 2: What? place are you referring to sir, There are millions of so called "places" can you distinguish which one?

Researcher 1: GUYS I SAID I KNOW WHAT PLACE IT IS I FOUND IT! ITS HERE ITS HEREE

Researcher 3: WHAT PLACE IS IT!

Researcher 1: I SAID I FOUND ITTT I FOUND IT DAM HOW RETARDED ARE YOU! WE CAN INFILTRATE THAT AREA WE'RE GOING TO UNRAVEL THE ANAMOLIES THAT'RE OCCURING WITHIN OUR TIMELINE!

Researcher 2: CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! TELL US WHAT THE DAM PLACE IS!

Researcher 1: * Points up middle finger..! MY IQ IS BEYOND ANYONES AND ANYTHING FUCKKKKK!

Researcher 5: Bruh... He lost it.

Researcher 4: Yeah... he lost it but um... mr. [REDACTED] can you explain to us what place you're referring to--

Researcher 1: *Slams hand on the table... guys isn't obvious there're *grabs a document and slams it on the table whichs spreads the papers sporadically... BOOM! There're 3 facilities that work with Teleportation technology! i'm sure you small brains wouldn't understand how complex such device is. Now let me explain how teleportation works unlike you small brains i'm way more intelligent then you all *smirks... now tell me does anyone know how teleportation works on a basic level or atleast its complex fundamentals?

Researcher 6: I'm not sure how teleportation technology works it seems very complex...

Researcher 1: *Smirks profusely...

Researcher 3: Hmph you really think you know everything don't you? I know how teleportation technology works on a basic level. Now everyone listen up the way teleportation technology works is... *Thinking... the way it works is... it uses... i don't know...

Researcher 1: Ha just as i suspected... you incels don't even know a single thing about how teleportation technology works, HAHAHA oh MAN this is too easy. The way teleportation technology works is that it completely goes against the laws and physics of our reality, while eliminates the physical body of the person.

While it does that it transfers the users Dna, Data , Soul and Matter it teleports all parts of you, When that happens the computer collects that data within a fraction of the speed of light then it conceals that information then it sends it to a desired location that person wants to go. Oh! I can't forget that it uses the satellites to send its radiowaves which sends the information of the user.

Everyone: ...

Researcher 1: Oh? Still don't understand? Ok i see lets put it this way *Annoyed expression... when you step into the teleporter it scans ok IT scans i repeat IT SCANS THE persons Dna , Data , Soul and Matter when it does that it sends the information to the satellite in R-Radiowaves ok???? After it sends it in radiowaves it then sends the information to the desired location of the user. Once that happens it initiates the program of the system then what happens next? OH SURPRISE!! You've now teleported! BOOM!

Researcher 3: oh... i never thought of it that way, so that's why other nations and countries don't even have that technology! Ha pretty -- "Technical" ha get it?

Everyone: ...

Researcher 5: HAHA it was so funny man thank you! Actually it wasn't, i didn't even laugh bruh that joke was terrible. Next time you make a pun make sure its "punny" ok? or else i gotta "PUN-ish" you and you don't want to be "PUN-ched" do you?

Researcher 3: Wow it looks like i got P---

Researcher 2: WOULD you two shut up about your stupid terrible puns already? Jeez... or else i gotta PUN you DOWN HAHAHA

Researcher 3-5: *Both laughed!

Researcher 1: *face palms....

Everyone: *Laughed

Researcher 1: G-guys we're LOSING F-F-FOCUSSSSS! * Angry expression!

Researcher 5: dang bro calm down! WE were relaxing can you chill out and enjoy the moment?

Researcher 4: yeah mr.[REDACTED] relax... you're usually aren't this forceful or serious.

Researcher 1: S-sorry i was---

Researcher 5: on my MAN PERIOD WHOAAAAA! My man is on his MAN period he probably woke up on the wrong side of the bed thinking he's doctor who in this crib. HAHA

Researcher 3: *Laughs haha...

Researcher 2: *giggles...

Researcher 6: *Snorts while trying not to laugh...

Researcher 1: *Silence...

Researcher 1: So... [REDACTED] tell me. You know how it feels too um die?

Researcher 5: w-w-wait what are you on about? I just made a joke bro and that's---

Researcher 1: *Walks around the table... N-no i'm speaking! So tell me DO you know what death feels like? Well you don't I would assume that because you never died but i did... know how? Well its not easy because i---

Researcher 3: WOW i guess you can say hes "DEAD" SERIOUS HAHAHA

Researcher 1: FUCKKKKK YOUUU!!

Researcher 1: *Throws a tantrum around the room then started throwing books off the shelf onto the floor. Then leaves the room and slams the door...

Everyone: *Smirking and shocked expressions..

Researcher 2: Whispers~~ to [REDACTED] D-dude why did you do that haha!

Researcher 3: Whispers~~ back to [REDACTED] because its funny haha!! Its funny when he gets like that!

Researcher 5: *Shouts loudly! Well i guess he really "DIED" OFF pfft HAHAHA! Wasn't that "aDOORable" HAHA~!

Researcher 4: Guys shut up! *pfft i-i can't stop laughing HAHAH!

Everyone: *Laughs... like a dumbass...

Researcher 1: *Paces back and forth in the hallways while thinking and thinking...

Researcher 1: DAMN! i won't be able to find out what's going on! Oh I see that's the place we should go after... Vertex Industries.

Researcher 1: *Thinks about his decision... if i do this there is no going back... *gulps down his saliva