The Interlude to More Madness

/Frank POV/

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Hallo everyone! It appears that we've all been busy lately with everything that's been going on, I hope that you don't have brain damage while reading this fanfic, enjoy motherfuckers!

Well, it appears that there isn't anything else for me to do here. So now, it's time for mw to go and have more brain damage from the Gacha! Yay! I'm going to either feel the rainbow, or wallow in self hate from all of the bullshit that may occur!

(System, I want you to show me my Status, and then I want you to roll me five different times, one Normal, two Rares, and two Legendaries.) I said as the system, my dear little golden finger, whatever the fuck that means, opened my status as I peered at it for a few moments.

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Titles: Transmigrator, Straightforward Loser, Lucky Guy, The Stupid Genius, Domain Master, He Who Controls The Beasts, The Master of the Blind Idiot, The Necessary Evil, The One at Peace, The Radio Demon

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[Health]: ∞/∞ (Will Of the HellWalker: Passive [Immortality])

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[Luck]: +4,100,332,250

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[Stands]: [Silver Chariot: Act II]

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[Energy]: [Chakra Manipulation]

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[Cards]: [Will Of the HellWalker], [Power of the Pink Omega] , [The Joestar Family Secret Technique: Running the Fuck Away], [Full Control], [Full Transformation], [Master of the Blind Idiot], [Will of the Radio Demon]

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[Miscellaneous]: [Phone] [9,990 Rounds (9 mm FMJ)] [Stand Arrow] [ Rounds (Bolter Ammo)]

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Well it doesn't like there's been much of a difference as from before, aside from there being a little less luck than before, must just be the things that I buy once in a while. Oh well, there's no regrets now!

(Roll me up System!) I said to it as it started up in it's mystical ways. I really have no idea how it goes what it does, butI don't really care either way, it's making me powerful and I don't care about anything else.

That's a lie I'm a relatively inquisitive person. But unfortunately this is the work of a divine being so I don't know much. (Well then system, do your thing and show me the goods.) I then saw what the system gave me, ad to be honest, it wasn't bad, it wasn't bad at all.

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[Stand: King Crimson]

- King Crimson is a humanoid Stand of a height and build similar to Diavolo's, but tends to look much bigger and taller. Its body is covered by a raised diagonal grid; save for its face, neck, shoulder guards, elbows, hands, abdomen, crotch, knees, and feet/footwear.

Its eyes comprise sharp orifices of a steep inward slant; from which emerge small, round eyes without sclera, with pronounced eye sockets that have the same fragmented pupils that Diavolo himself has. Its crown is flat and from its forehead emerges a raised level that bears a smaller, oval face of the same expression. In earlier depictions, there were two raised levels. It constantly bares its teeth through a small mouth.

The aforementioned second face on King Crimson's forehead is named Epitaph, and is sometimes duplicated in the same position on Doppio's forehead when he is given some of King Crimson's power by Diavolo, the only difference between is that the two raised levels don't appear. Epitaph presents itself as a bump on the forehead featuring eyes and a mouth constantly grinding its teeth, often mimicking King Crimson's current mood and mouth movements.

King Crimson's signature ability is to erase a given frame of time; it starts from the instant the ability is activated and can be made to last up to 10 seconds. (Please Note Host: King Crimson's starting time for it's power is currently at around four seconds. It would need you to be extremely quick and precise if you wish to best someone with it. This also includes Epitaph.)

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[Mod: Industrial Revolution]

- the industrial revolution modpack includes multiple mods that allow the game to be much more complex and fun! (Note: You are capable of any and all items within this modpack, and are also capable of taking items through the use of creative mode.)

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[Rare: Rare Gun Blueprint: ???]

- break the card to receive a random blueprint to ???

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[California Reaper]

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- the California Reaper is a cultivar of the Capsicum chinense plant. Developed by South Carolina breeder Ed Currie, the pepper is red and gnarled, with a bumpy texture and small pointed tail. It's current Scoville temperature is clocked at 1,569,300. (Note: Unless you are a masochist, it is advised that you do not eat this.)

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[Chocolate Chip Cookie]

- a single cookie with specifically right chocolate chips. It is delicious.

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[One Glass of Milk]

- a glass of milk sourced from a female cow. It is refreshing.

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. . . . . . . I'M SORRY BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? You give me a Stand and a Modpack for me to use and then you go off giving me an obscure gun blueprint, a cookie, milk and a California Reaper?!

What kind of BS RNG is this? I would like to say that this is some next level bullshit right here! But to be fair, it is pretty good. I now have two Stands, three if you can consider Epitaph as a Stand in itself.

But that modpack though, mmmmfffff, that's tasty to look at right there! That's a free fun time in the making! I can now force people to be my slaves in working shit! Although it is a modpack so that means that I can open and close that baby any fucking time that I so wish for.

Now, now is the time that I go and leave this world for a better and hopefully more fun reality! {System, start the change!} I thought as the system had a prompt for me.

[Command Understood Host]

[Locating possible reality]

[Realities Found: #:#+'-#:¢€]

[Limiting Unwanted Variables]

[Reorganizing. . . . Available Realities Recompiled]

[Available Realities: 200,000,000,000,000,000]

[Removing Unaccounted Variables. . . . . Task Completed]

[Available Realities: 100]

[Does the Host wish to transmigrate or reincarnate?]

Umm, what? What do you mean by reincarnate or transmigrate? Actually, I don't really know what do I wish to go for. I guess I'll just go off and flip another fucking coin just to find out again.

Alright heads for reincarnating, tails for transmigrating! Let's see what we get.

(A/N: Seriously though, I used a coin flip to decide the following thing, so please don't be mad. It was a real life coin flip that I used for it.)

And now, we get our results and. . . . . well shit, heads it is then! Time to feel the taste of nipples again! . . . . God why the fuck did I say that? Oh fuck I feel so weird right now.

(System, reincarnate me please. Also, how will I be like?) I asked as the system gave an explanation.

[Pausing Process to answer query, host, the reincarnation process is simple. Your body will still be here, however, you will reinfected into a random fetus that was originally destined to die. You will take the place of a single random person. You are allowed to be born in anywhere you wish to be in, and with just any facial features. However, you will always be born to a random couple.]

The system told me and then I took a few minutes to think about it. Transmigrating is honestly a good choice since I don't have any ties to anyone. I could have myself go into a random hobo just like I did before. But reincarnating is still a very intriguing choice.

(I guess we can go with that for now system. I want to reincarnate into the world. Also, will I be keeping all my abilities at full power?) I asked as I took a minute to think yet again.

If I have a Stand Arrow, then doesn't that mean I may as well create my own Stand? Then that could mean I would have four/five Stands then. But the problem is that I might fuck up and give myself a bad cut.

[To the Host's worries about the arrow. The arrow has a 100% chance to give you a Stand. It merely depends on what type of Stand you would be given.] the system replied with a monotone voice.

Honestly man, I guess I'll do the Stand thing first. It's not like I need to be doing something right now. I pulled out the arrow and admired it for a moment. It really was a strange thing to exist.

Such power that could be given from a single bit of damage from an arrow. It really does baffle me sometimes with hoe unrealistic it is. But, now, time for a new mind of fun.

Instead of aiming for the neck like all the other times the Stand users would have been hit in, I opted to aim for the heart. I don't really have a good reason aside from that I really wanna try and give myself an injury through the heart.

(Well, here goes nothing!) I said as I aimed it right at my heart and was about to plunge it into me, however, there was a very bad complication. (Kyaaa!) a voice screamed as I turned around to look at who it may have been and boy oh boy, I fucked up royally this time.

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/Ereshkigal POV/

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(Kyaa!) I screamed as I saw my child about to stab himself with an arrow to the heart. No no no no no no NO! This is not happening right now! (What are you doing Franku-chan!) I shouted at him as he turned around with a confused expression.

(Umm, I can explain what's happening right now. But I want you to not freak out alright?) he said to me as he stood up and made the arrow disappear. I don't understand why would he do such a thing!

Am I not good enough? Am I not strong enough to handle his burdens as his goddess? (Hey hey hey, Eresh! Don't cry okay! I wasn't trying to kill myself alright! I was just seeing if I was doing something correct in order for me to get a new kind of power!) he said to me as I looked at him.

Does he think of death as a joke? (DO YOU THINK DYING IS A JOKE?! WHY ARE YOU SO ALOOF WHEN IT COMES FO THESE THI-) he covered my mouth with his index finger as he shushed me.

(Yes, Eresh, I think of death as the greatest joke of them all, not because I don't take it seriously, but because it gets to everyone except those few people who are immortal! Unfortunately, I fall in the latter group, but I was part of the former!) he spoke to me as he then continued on to explain.

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/3rd POV/

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(So what you're trying to tell me is that you were trying to get a kind of power, and that the ritual that you have to do is that you need to stand yourself in the neck to get it?) Ereshkigal asked Frank as he scratched his head at her words.

(Well, to be fair~ it isn't really a ritual since there isn't anything we're worshipping in it. I just have to stab myself somewhere in my body and wait for a couple seconds and boom! I now have a new power for myself!) Frank answered her question.

Unfortunately, he was still unknowing as to how love is such a strange thing, and why does Ereshkigal choose to love him of all people. (Okay, are you happy with my explanation now? Or do you need for me to convince you that I'm not that terrible of a person?) he said as he had crocodile tears as he baited Ereshkigal by using [Full Transformation] to turn into a shota.

And thankfully, she seemed to like shotas as she squealed ad grabbed him up. {Okay now I'm getting smothered by flat, but I say to you brothers, no matter what the consequences may be, whatever the bust size may be, the waifu is all that matters! Although flat means that your hearts are closer to one another! It's cheesy but damn it's a good line for your girl!}

And that is how Frank the dungeon master ended up nearly losing oxygen to his lungs. Are you jealous? Or are you saying (Haha, big funny)? Either way, he wouldn't care. All he wants to do now, is have some more and more fun.