The Real Reason for destroying the mist.(how to write yourself into a corner omake 3/3)

"Well, that happened." I said, now that i realized everyone who saw Rem naked was dead.

Rem looked at me and pouted, "Why did we have to kill everyone anyway?"

I shrugged. "They saw you naked." Rem blushes at my declaration.

"F-Fine..." she looks away. blushing harder, her heart fluttering. Rem felt butterflies in her stomach after feeling Zakko wanted to protect her honor and dignity.

'The only person who will ever get to see Rem naked is me. Anyone else will surely die.' I internally muse.

Rem was happy. The one she likes wouldn't want anyone else seeing her body. Who doesn't want their significant other to protect their dignity.

coughing, I look around and change the subject. "Hey, uh. We might have overdone it. We should get out of here. before that crazy bastard, Yagura finds us. we might have killed him and the Three Tailed beast might have been re-"

A deafening roar Pierced the silence of the area. I immediately use 3000 points to purchase the Mafuba technique from dragon ball and bring it up to expert rank. along with a set of 25 demon sealing jars for 300 points

I now have 1700 points left. "Rem, I need you to distract the 3 tails as long as you can."

"Hey!" She protests. "I wanna try to seal it, why Can't YOU distract it."

I shrug, we both got the knowledge and experience when we bought it. so I guess she can-

"Ok, Rem, I want you to be happy so let's do that."

She smiles happily, and I realize that's the first time I've seen her smile so happily since I met her.

"Your smile is breathtakingly beautiful."

She looks at me slyly "Of course it is, I am the best after all!"

I grin, "You know it."

I move forward, and sheath the sword I stole on my back, strapping it to my hip with the strap stolen from the same shinobi. and then dash forward, readying water stream rock smashing fists redirection forms to move this massive creature around like a ragdoll.

Or at least I tried, Expert level is not enough, so I blow an extra 500 and 1000 points bringing it up to grandmaster. I quickly redirect the force of the biijuu bomb that is sent towards me back at the massive chakra beast, using a few hand movements. only for three more to be sent my way.

I push my speed harder, and my hands blur as my High kage level body strength is put to the test.

The Low Kage Level experience pack from the shinobi skills was a good purchase because without the instincts ingrained from that purchase, I would have died a long time ago.

After what seems like endless amounts of time, the 5 minutes necessary to use the mafuba technique(Demon Sealing method) Is complete. I hear Rem shout, "MAFUBAAAAA!" and Isobu, the three tailed giant turtle, Was now sealed inside of a dinky little jar.

I grin, move over to Rem, and Grab the jar, look at it, and shrug, "Let's get out of here."

Little did I know that a very stealthy bastard who takes bingo book entry photo's was staring at us with a terrified expression in a tree not far away and a camera in his hand.

He's lucky that He didn't see Rem naked or he would definitely be hunted down.

He might still be....

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