The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
A Surprise
Seventeen failed escape attempts later. *Ahem* Three months later, Huang Shu was lying on a rock with a desolate expression. Once upon a time, he had been a mighty treasure-seeking rat that could go wherever he pleased in the great Ferocious Beast Forest. Although he wasn't the strongest, his natural intelligence and the magical effects of the treasures he had eaten gave him the ability to slip away even from the mightiest of beasts. But ever since that day when he had f*cked with the b*stard called Yin Shi Tou (Di Tou's fake name), he had been stuck in this desolate little patch of wood.
Worst of all, there was nothing to eat, drink, or do here! No beasts or critters were willing to approach the clearing due to the mysterious and hateful presence that radiated from the man who screamed like a woman, and the only thing they had to drink was water that Di Tou conjured using his spells. As for things to do…