Still about the hot elf stuff

(A/N Notes: I have no idea of what I wrote!)

*Glass breaking SFX*

The sound of glass breaking could be heard, as both Sohpia's and Haydria's fists were wet from wine, as they looked murderously at the elf princess, who was holding Douglas hands

"..." *Nods*

And he simply nodded at her request which made her smile happily as she began dragging him to another place. Sophia and Haydria wanted to follow them, but due to all the other nobles there, and with them barely keeping themselves from destroying everything, instead, they decided to wait and find a better opportunity to follow the two

...

The elven princess brought Douglas into her personal bedroom, where she didn't lose any time and started kissing him the moment she had him seated on her bed. That was her first kiss because she had very high standards for who she wanted to get [redacted] by

Then before she had noticed she was the one being pinned down on her own bed with Douglas right on top of her, then when he began pulling her dress down, she began to feel completely ashamed and tried to stop there, but it was already too late as right after she was having her first time with a man... Boy... Goddangit, this story is reaching untold levels of hentai... And she was liking it way too much

Hours later

"Goodness... Where is that girl? I know, it's normal for us, elves to take our sweet time when doing it, but she has been away for 3 hours now"

The elven queen was going to her daughter's room after none of the servants managed to make her leave, and when she was finally in front of the door, she could hear a faint moaning sound

*Knock knock* "Saria! I demand you to open this door right now!"

The mother who was stricter than most Nordish elves, shouted so as she knocked on the door. Then the sound stopped, and right after the door was open. But instead of her daughter, she saw a young boy opening the door

"..."

"..."

Douglas stared at the hot milf elf in front of him, and so did the elven queen stared back at him. And then she entered the bedroom and locked the door, and just like Saria, she also began kissing Douglas on the bed and was easily pinned down by him, had her dress removed by him, but differently from Saria she already had experience on having [redacted] so she didn't really expect a lot of him, although the kiss she had with him was the best one she ever had in her life... And let's just say that... Just like Saria, she ended liking her sweet time with Douglas way too much

A few more hours later

After another 3 hours or so, the door was unlocked and Douglas left Saria's bedroom, while still having his eternally tired expression, then some minutes later, Saria and her mother came out of the bedroom with their hairs messed and wearing their dresses in a somewhat unsightly manner

"Haa... Haa... Haa... That felt great..."

"Haa... Haa... Haa... Indeed..."

" "..." " < <I want to marry that boy!!!> >

Gramps and Alexander's plan to get back at the elven king and prince worked a bit too well than anticipated

Back at the party hall

" "..." "

Sophia and Haydria were sitting on chairs as they cried from the fact that they never managed to get a chance to leave and go after Douglas

*Tum*

"!"

Then Sophia felt someone colliding on her and hugging her, and when she looked at the person she saw Douglas

"D, douglas-sama!?"

"... Hm *nods*... I like Sophia the best..."

"Gah!"

She was extremely weak to any compliments Douglas said to her, then Douglas made her look back at him, and gave her a kiss on the lips

"... *Pouting*"

Haydria who saw the two like that got jealous, then after Douglas and Sophia stopped kissing, he went towards her and hugged her too

"... I like Haydria the best too..."

"Guha!"

Haydria was equally weak to anything sweet that Douglas said to her, and just like with Sophia he also kissed her on the lips, but when they stopped kissing, Haydria smelled something

*Sniff sniff* "... Douglas... Did you do it with another woman besides that elf princess?"

"What!?"

"..." *Nods*

" "..." "

"You better please us to our heart's content tonight"

"... Gladly..."

And he buried his face on her ample cleavage

"Ah! He's finally back"

And Charlotte came, but Haydria didn't stop hugging him... That night he pleased his 4 fiancées so much that they passed out of pleasure

That same night at the elven castle

Now that the state party had ended, the king and queen were now in their room, getting ready for the night

"So how was your day?"

"I didn't manage to get any of the three girls I laid my eyes on, and you?"

"... ... ... I prefer not to talk about it"

The queen thought of her time with Douglas, but she preferred not to talk about it

"I see, but enough of that! Now it's only you and me"

The elf king Brant kissed his wife, and after finishing his kiss he made a sexy expression with his handsome face

"So how was it?"

"... *Sigh*..."

"Nani!?"

The queen simply sighed and made a reproval face, which surprised him

"Is that the best you can do?"

The queen was seriously disapproving of Brant's lackluster kiss

"Playing hard, huh? Then let's see how long you can keep like that"

And then they started working on making another heir, and the queen got...

"..."

Extremely disappointed at his nightly performance, as Brant wasn't even able to make her feel 0,01% of the excitement she felt when Douglas did her. Meanwhile, Grant was enjoying it a lot

"Haa... Alright, we're done here"

"NANIIIII!?"

The queen stopped him before he could even reach his climax

"I'm going to be straight, you suck at both kissing and at having sex with me, and to make it worse your thing down there is so small that it's not even worth calling it a dick" (A/N Notes: Ouch, that must've hurt)

"Kuah!"

Brant took critical damage from the queen's words

"... It looks like it's about time to enact the ancestral law"

"No... Not the ancestral law! Please not that law, Vanilla!"

"Yes, the ancestral law! If the husband or wife is unable to please his partner, he or she must divorce from his partner immediately!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

And with that one stupid law, they both divorced

The next day morning

"Mother, I want you to break my engagement with GRant as stipulated by the crown law of engagement"

"The one in case one of the partners finds another person who pleases them better than their partners are allowed to break their engagement so that the one breaking it can engage with the person who is better at pleasing them?"

"Yes, that one"

"Sure"

And with that other equally stupid law, Saria's engagement to Grant was broken immediately

(A/N Notes: Since when did the elves have those laws?)