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The Fantastical Adventures of a certain being

After centuries of exploration,an apocalypse and a vacation through the multiverse. Lilith returns to post apocalyptic earth to start her new married life with her husband and kids the life of Lilith as a retired Goddess/Demoness/Warlady etc now housewife. Wanna know what happens when an elf marries a Goddess?

Elsie_Lily · Fantasía
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A perfect day

My name is Lilith. I'm a succubus. More precisely, the mother of all demons and the right hand man of Beelzebub. I'm married to a dark high elf and we live in the post apocalyptic earth. Together, we always wanted to make our own family, but due to a curse from God, I'm unable to bear children. But that didn't stop us. We have four adopted children. And I think my family is perfect.

"Look at your books. They all have a start and an end. Philosophy 101 . everything that has a beginning , has an end . Except numbers and that's why I hate math. Your math teacher is out sick so I'm going to be your substitute today. Who wants to go to a strip club".

the boys in the class cheered. "but we still have to learn something." tsh, the boys all muttered.

"Everything that has a beginning has an end. Even happiness. So enjoy it while it lasts. Everytime it comes to you . Enjoy it. Because one day , you'll be sitting on an office table in your cleaning job. Waiting for your co worker . Feeling horribly sad and wanting to cry but unable to. Sad that your happiness or life was a farce and contemplating jumping out the window". one girl chipped "sounds oddly specific mam".I felt vein pop on my head." who are you calling mam? I'm not that old anyway."

"Some of you are here because your parents put you through school. Some Because you have a dream, others want to make a life for themselves. But I want you to know . No matter how old we grow. Supernatural or not. One day you'll die. Those little things you overlooked. Breathing, sunlight, rain ,hugs , small talk with your loved ones. You won't have it anymore.

That's just how cruel the design is. So if you were that cleaner. Would you jump?". Some of the students raised their hands. I saw one girl in the back raising hers like she wanted to but didn't want to and I pointed at her. she stood up and spoke in a rush "I don't think it will ever get easy but I don't think the cleaner Should jump cause .you are proof of an afterlife and that means there's no way that's gonna be better cause everybody sins. Dying isn't a way out anymore because of the uncertainty of afterlife. So maybe it hurts, maybe you are sad that things didn't turn out ok. but I think this place is better because at least you have control. even if the smallest.yoy have control over what happens next." she quickly sat down after wards leaving the class silent.I stood there staring at the class alitte surprised by the analogy. "TO THE STRIP CLUB!!!!".I yelled before teleporting the cheering class .

*Later that day*

I begun to listen closely from the kitchen, when I heard Carla who almost never talks speak this late afternoon. It sounded like she was in the living room talking to Dara.

D- Dar- Da? ...hmm. She stopped after trying to think of what exactly to call him. He spoke, "Call me Da if that's what makes you comfortable. Nobody's rushing you or expects anything of you." It sounded like he had just turned his attention from his book and his voice was reassuring and calm.She now cleared her voice a little and spoke.

"Da! I... I want to show you..." She begun to sound a litte flustered. "Da... I want to show my pussy!!!"

I and Dara choked on water simultaneously. "What?" He replied in a very confused and disturbed tone. She begun to talk again. "Well... It's really warm and hairless. It's also grey and I heard from other girls it's supposed to be pink when it's hairless. So I want you to take a look. To... to see if something is wrong." She ended there in a low embarrassed tone.

I couldn't begin to guess the look on Dara's face. But he spoke in a disturbed tone. "Why are you telling me?! I mean your-your mother! YES! Your mother can deal with this better." He ended with satisfaction in his voice.

But after a moment of silence, he sighed. Then I heard him get up as their footsteps sounded towards Carla's bedroom. The expression on my face couldn't be discribed when I heard Dara say, It doesn't look that bad, it's probably grey because it's a zombie, it feels normal", followed by a moan from Carla.

"Mom!" Darlington startled me from behind. "Mom why are your claws out?" He shrieked when I turned to look at him. "Why are your eyes glowing?" I listened closely one last time as I heard Carla say in an embarassed voice, "You can come in here and play with it whenever you want."

"Mom?!" Darlington said again and shrieked when I turned to look at him. "Why are your fangs and horns out?"

As he finished speaking, I warped into Carla's bedroom with a battle stance and immediately drooped as I saw her and Dara playing with a little zombie cat. Carla tried patting it on the head and it scratched her, leading to her letting out a moan.

Dara took a look at me and said, "Is dinner ready?" I felt lost for a second, quickly retracting my claws and horns before remembering what I was doing in the kitchen and warping back there.

"Mom?" Darlington said as I appeared and slapped my face.

my name is Lilith and I have a perfect family.