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The epic of the idiots!

The reality... It is often portrayed as something sad and meaningless, something you can't expect anything from unless you are a ''blessed'' person either with talent or beauty. This group has seen it all, being themselves part of the excluded people (Or at least most of them are). Who would have thought they would end up that way?. Out of so many people, they, simple Fanfiction authors and translators, would end up in one. - Get back to work, you bunch of useless people with little brains! - ...great adventure Being enslaved and locked in the bodies of the characters of their stories, Kira and the group of imbeciles she has as friends will have to embark on a journey full of courage, honor... And senseless stupidity! A true epic that not even fucking Gilgamesh would want to avoid being part of! An epic... of idiots! I don't own the anime/manga/and more mentioned in this fic besides my MC and some OCs. This is a non-Harem story I always welcome those who see and warn me of typos or any other mistakes I leave out there in the chapters. Thank you very much for reading Warning, this story contains some pretty silly humor that might offend some people as many jokes are xenophobic, racist, classist or about sexual diversity.

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Prologue: Assholes move in packs!

3:45 PM, 7/31/22

The birds were singing, the dogs were barking and the big ass/tits were trotting around giving a magnificent view.

Making a certain Venezuelan praise Yisus for such a view.

It was a perfect day with a decently strong sun, a perfect day to go out with friends, or do some outdoor activity.

Of course a certain group of misfits was not exempt from this...

- No way! - shouted one boy as he pulled hard on a pizza box.

- Drop it! - shouted another while pulling the opposite side - Fucking furry! -

- Carplex Do they always fight like this? - Ryukides asked while he had a bead of sweat on his forehead as he watched Kira and jGCurious fight over a pizza box.

- You have no idea," the dealer-faced guy replied with annoyance as he joined his partner am_Cloud in watching... a splendid sight.

Certainly the milfs are justice

Ryu rubbed his forehead as he watched with a bit of amusement as TheGuren-sama danced after eating some "special" snacks that Carplex had brought with him to the meeting.

- 'What was in those snacks?' - the boy wondered as he hesitated whether to take any of them out.

As his mind wandered Ryu thought he saw AyanamiTanya walking near the edge of a bridge that was close to where they were standing.

The trap seemed to be somewhat drunk from his gait, he looked like he would fall at any moment

Ryu felt what could be the onset of a headache as he made his way over there to pull the femboy away from the edge of the bridge

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Hours later

After the meeting (Which was deemed a success) Ryu could feel a smile form on his face.

It had been a real surprise how Kira and Carplex had worked so hard to get them to meet offline considering that most of them were from different countries.

Certainly, although talking to them through the chat was fun, she couldn't deny that being with them was even more fun.

Yes, it really had been a day....

- Hello -

Satisfactory

Arriving home he could see almost all the members of the group standing outside with their suitcases.

Both Carplex and Kira had uncomfortable and somewhat embarrassed smiles on their faces.

They both made a concerted effort to avoid his strong gaze.

- ...What the hell are you doing here? - Taking the trusty broom as a possible anti-intruder weapon, the boy plucked up the courage to confront the pack of idiots.

After being pushed to the front by his partner Kira proceeded to explain

- Well, we might have forgotten to get a hotel room, could you leave -

- No - A cold and merciless answer escaped from the boy's mouth.

The furro seemed to deflate at the boy's negative response, Carplex patted Kira's shoulder and whispered closely "Easy I'll take care of it".

- Please! - Without showing a hint of embarrassment the Admin bowed, leaving everyone's mouth agape.

Curious and Edu didn't miss the opportunity and took pictures to add to their blackmail album.

Surely it would be useful in the future, they both thought.

.....

After a few hours of convincing Ryu (who was happy that there was no one at home) was able to temporarily accommodate all the members of the group.

- PIJAMADA! - shouted Guren as he shamelessly threw himself on Ryu's comfortable bed making the boy's eyebrows twitch with annoyance.

- I brought the bitches - said Edu as he opened the door and a bunch of women came in.

- I brought the party - Curious said as a bunch of people followed him in.

- What the hell do you want to do to my house?! - shouted Ryu with growing anger but from the looks of it no one cared.

If seeing Carplex bring in several bags with a certain "white powder" was any indication.

In the near distance Kira and Tanya could be seen bartending as they flirted with some girls at the makeshift bar they had built.

Elsewhere Edu and a group of women could be seen entering Ryu's parents' room.

It was official, he definitely wants to kill these fuckers.

...

Unaware of the danger that awaited them the group of assholes continued to party.

As three large vehicles pulled up to the entrance of the house.

- Are you sure this is the place, boss? - asked a bearded and armed man who had stepped out of one of the vehicles.

- Yes, intelligence has informed us that those bastards are here," said the man as he watched in disgust as Guren and Dani did a breakdance competition in their underwear.

- Boss, can we kill them? - asked the bearded man as he and his team felt like gouging their eyes out.

- Don't leave a single one of them standing," said the boss as he looked at Carplex disrobing, - Show no mercy. -

As he advanced, yellow letters could be glimpsed on the man's back.

A very familiar to many... FBI

.....

The party stopped in a single instant when a loud noise whipped everyone's ears.

Bang *Bang *Bang

Quickly the bodies of Guren and Dani were seen falling lifelessly.

A small bleeding hole opened up in their bodies.

- AHHHHH! - The screams were not long in coming and everyone started to run away.

Ryu panicked and approached Kira and Tanya trying to take refuge behind the "bar".

- Shit - muttered the furry as he stealthily rushed to a garage and opened it releasing the gas into the room.

- What the hell are you doing! - shouted both Ryu and Tanya at the sight of such stupidity.

- No time to explain! - He commented as he tried to cover them.

Quickly reaching the door he pushed them both out with a kick in the ass and went back inside the house.

Grabbing a nearby kitchen knife, the furry prepared to perform an ambush as the gas spread through the room, if he went.... At least if he wanted to make sure there would be an epic explosion as a farewell to himself.

....

Hearing the sounds of gunshots both Curious and Carplex gathered, they quickly went to warn the others they had to leave the place quickly

Entering the room where Edu, Eber and Zek were supposed to be.

It was horrible to see how the girls they had entered with had actually drugged them to steal their organs.

It was disturbing to see how they extracted their organs without a hint of pity and passed them to a conservator to transport them and sell them to the highest bidder.

Curious slowly closed the door and pulled Carplex by the arm as they jumped out of the window.

- Hey! - Curious felt a shiver run down his spine as he watched a huge bearded man follow them as he pointed his gun at them.

Carplex helped his friend duck in time as he narrowly dodged a direct hit from one bullet but couldn't stop another one from hitting him in the shoulder.

They ran hard but Curious stumbled and fell.

- Where are you going you procastinating son of a bitch?! - shouted the boy as he watched his friend continue running without daring to stop and help him.

- I'm sorry! - shouted Carplex as he increased the speed at which he ran leaving his friend behind.

- I'll get you for this, asshole' - thought the boy in a macho voice as he struggled to his feet.

A little exhausted, he leaned for a few moments on a nearby garbage truck.

Unfortunately for him a single moment was enough for the bearded guy to catch up with him.

- End of the game boy, where is the merchandise? - he asked as he gave him a look that screamed at him that he wasn't playing around.

- ...What the fuck are you talking about? - Said the Mexican as he looked at him with confusion

- So you don't want to talk, huh? -

(KW: Well Curious, you already know how this ended)

.....

Kira moved as fast as he could, although his strength was lousy at least he could still move at a decent speed.

Taking advantage of the confusion she plunged her knife into the stomach of one of the armed men.

Even if he was going to die for the stupid thing he and Carplex had done he would at least take one of these bastards with him!

- Kill him! - shouted one of them after seeing the furry stabbing his partner.

*BANG *BANG *BANG *BANG

Accompanied by the sound of the bullets with a somewhat heavy sound the now lifeless body of Kira fell to the ground.

While a gas explosion consumed much of the house.

...

Tanya and Ryu kept running like crazy at all costs.

They were terribly scared

Ryu in particular could not understand what had gone wrong?

A little tired they both stopped when they reached the middle of the bridge they had passed earlier in the day.

- Where are they?! -

Hearing that loud voice both Tanya and Ryu froze.

Their bodies trembled as they watched a large dark skinned man approach where they stood

As Ryu panicked Tanya who seemed to have given up hope began to approach the edge of the bridge.

Looking from there she could clearly see the train tracks and a loud sound that gave away the proximity of one.

- What the hell are you doing! - Ryu shouted without caring about the volume of his voice as he saw how the trap was one step away from falling.

Tanya looked into Ryu's eyes, the resolution in them stunned the boy.

- It's obvious that that Berserker truant has no good intentions - She said as her body started to lean preparing to launch - If I die, I'll do it on my own terms -

- Asshole! -

- There they are! -

Accompanied by Ryu's scream.

Tanya's body started to fall until her leg was grabbed by the guy while she was trying her best to hold him and prevent her fall

- Finally, you guys are soooo sneaky - Said the man with a creepy grin

Both Ryu and Tanya felt the real terror as they noticed how the guy licked his lips while looking at their bodies.

The two guys looked at each other before nodding and Ryu let Tanya's weight drag him down pulling them both down.

Coincidentally at that very moment the train arrived hitting both their bodies.

- A pity, I really wanted to "interrogate them" - The man complained as he thought it was a waste that such cute boys died that way.

...

As he slumped wearily to the ground the boy remembered how they all died.

And from the street Carplex lamented at the death of his friends.

But he couldn't help but feel the joy of having survived the shooting and successfully escaped.

He felt invincible

- Look at me world! - He shouted like a madman as he stood up without caring if he received a strange look from some guy passing by on the sidewalks - I'm immortal! -

*Honk

Moving to the side the asshole narrowly avoided a truck that had run into him.

- No way Truck-kun - said the boy while gloating about having dodged death like a champion.

- What do you mean? - Soon a voice similar to Optimus Prime's was heard - To him, guys! -

Carplex opened his eyes in terror as he watched as he was now surrounded by trucks.

- Destroy him! -

- I'LL TAKE THE- ! - Without even finishing his curse the life of the last member of the group was taken.

Leaving a red, stinking stain on the street as all the trucks vanished.

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Here we go...

Currently I have written 12 chapters of this story having published the last one yesterday, I hope you like it and an apology if the silly humor is somehow offensive to you.

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