Chapter 13: The Wonderful Thing About You Pt 02

Kira's World

Minutes before the meeting between Tooru and Necro.

After giving things some serious thought, Kira chose to try (as futile as it may seem to him) to convince the assholes to help him end this part of his story fast

Since otherwise she didn't think she could even give Gilgamesh a good fight unless a miracle happened.

With his luck being an indicator that miracle was as likely to happen as all Latam countries becoming world super powers comparable to the US or Ugh.... China

That is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance that in the best case scenario it could really happen and only if the one above gave them a BIG help.

Also...

He could already sense that something wasn't right, he had the feeling that there were people watching him and the assholes.

And this time he was almost sure that this time it wasn't his schizophrenia, so he had to prepare himself.

After all, he had no other choice if he wanted to survive.

His insurance was the ever reliable Ryu as a human shield or Guren in case he needed double protection.

Without much to think about he took out an item from his inventory, it seemed to be perfectly necessary.

[Arrow]

[Warning: If you are not deemed worthy of being a Stand user, you will die.]

*Gulp

Even if she knew that she has more than one life, Kira had a great fear of failing.

And how could she not? Dying was no fun!

He took a deep breath and did the same as Giorno only sticking the arrow on himself.

Soon a headache hit him like a transformer's slap, similar to when he had acquired God Hand accompanied by a huge sensation of heat that mercilessly assaulted his body.

From now on he would enter uncharted territory as he was 100% sure that this had not happened in either the anime or the JoJo manga.

[This is going to get good] Sakura murmured with great excitement.

...If it wasn't for the fact that she could barely move her body properly, Kira might as well have started a war of insults with her useless system....

It was so frustrating! Was this what the others felt when he started to annoy them?

- 'Damn underdeveloped toaster! -

......

Back to Mr. Good View and the three asshole-quacks!

- Are you sure about this? - Carplex asked as he watched Ryu fix his clothes and hair to a more formal state.

- Absolutely my dear droopy eyes," said Ryu as he combed his hair looking at himself in the mirror he had obtained from Carplex.

- Son of a bitch," Carplex muttered as he thought of how to get revenge.

Ryu on the other hand...

The gleam in his eyes was unmistakable mind that of a child eager to meet someone he greatly admires

Guren at his side was wiping away a tear while hugging a very uncomfortable Edu, who didn't know whether to kick him out or punch him in the face (although he would most likely use both).

- They grow up so fast! - He shouted while blowing his nose with an exaggeratedly large handkerchief - I still remember like it was yesterday when Ryu was hiding in the dark and punching crooks while saying edgy phrases -

- IT WAS JUST A PHASE! - Ryu shouted in embarrassment. How could the asshole even think of mentioning anything about his dark and tragic past as a fantasy person? - And I'm not Batman! -

- Interesting, so Ryukides was an EMOtive Otaku? - Edu asked while looking at him as if Ryu had turned into Kira or Carplex, a waste of a human being - How disappointing -

- No! -

...

Continuing on their way, the assholes tried to find a way to get to the Emiya residence, since Carplex wanted to try to woo the redhead and Ryu wanted Shiro's autograph.

...Yeah, that guy is a real fanboy!

On the other hand Edu was just going to watch the show and Guren because he wanted to try his plan to scam Rin (And embarrass Ryu if given the chance).

Without them noticing it, a group of strange men started to follow them from a distance to avoid being noticed.

You could tell at a glance that they were up to no good

- Boss, we have located all the targets - Said a boy with purple hair and a somewhat effeminate appearance while he put a stone against his ear pretending to talk on a phone.

- Alright, I guess you know what to do, right? -

His companions ignored the strange exchange since they were already aware of how crazy their leader was.

So him talking to himself with a rock in his ear was not so strange at this point, as long as he knew how to do his job well, what did it matter that he was out of his mind? I mean, they were doing the same with Ghiaccio and Melone.

- Who is going to greet our enemies? - Ghiaccio asked as he adjusted his glasses, if possible he wanted to hit the Venezuelans. How dare they speak that way! Such a broken and horrible Spanish, it was a complete disgrace!

He definitely had to knock their teeth out and cut their tongues to stop them from destroying the language, but on the bright side, there were no Chileans.

Those were committing a crime that sinned against the language by daring to speak in their strange alien language based on Spanish.

- Baby Face would be the best choice for this matter, it takes some work, but Baby Face's children are invincible long-range Stands! - Melone commented as his Stand manifested at his side - Just look for a suitable woman.... -

Quickly on his computer appeared the image of a woman that perfectly met his specifications to make a powerful baby.

- Sakura Matou huh? - A smile full of anticipation began to form on his face - Molto bene! -

Her companions sighed as they covered their faces with the palm of their hands.

A little embarrassed about how their partner could act like a pervert with very "special" tastes.

..........

Tanya's World (Current)

Elsewhere in Kuoh, Necro was unknowingly inching closer and closer towards the group's next enemy

- Hmn hmn - Humming a somewhat catchy song he had been listening to a few moments ago at the super market.

The bag full of groceries rattled in his hands making the slight clinking sound produced by the small collisions between the whiskey bottles.

Yes gentlemen, today there was a party

Unfortunately it looked like he was not going to be able to attend or not for the moment at least, he kept humming happily the song as he walked unknowingly going straight into danger

........

A few meters ahead was Tooru sitting there on a bench as he quietly sipped some bottled green tea waiting for Necro's arrival, he didn't know exactly the true strength of his prey so he thought analyzing them a bit when fighting wasn't bad

Based on the man's performance he could make his assumptions as to what the strength and mentality of his allies might be like.

It wasn't fun if they couldn't run and try to evade their Stand's ability.

What good was hunting if the prey didn't attack or try to run away? That would just be boring and lack excitement.

The smile on his face widened as his eyes gained a gleam of anticipation and amusement.

1... 21... 47

Counting each step Necro took, the smile on the young man's face only seemed to grow.

As if noticing Tooru's gaze, Necro returned his gaze although he quickly averted it as he tried to contain his laughter which unfortunately was too difficult considering the appearance of the person he was seeing.

How was it possible to leave the house dressed like that, it was just ridiculous!

And the damn afro didn't help in the least!

Tooru's eyebrows furrowed as the smile on his face trembled a bit, he couldn't understand why but he really felt like the person in front of him was making fun of him.

- ...Can I help you young man? - Necro asked as his face turned red from the over effort of holding back his laughter.

Unfortunately that made Tooru misunderstand things....

- 'What the hell!' - Backing up a few steps the boy tried to stay a bit away from the man He didn't have tastes like that!

- Huh? - With surprise Necro saw Tooru's face harden with determination and soon sensed something was wrong.

I mean, how could he not have noticed it before!

The street was literally empty except for them?

You had to be a... Oh wow so that's why

Using his umbrakinesis Necro sank into the shadows of the ground escaping from a fist aimed at his face.

Seeing the huge stream of air that was going to smash into his face Necro was very surprised, that a pretty strong power for an attack.

There wasn't a fist or anything heading towards him at all!

What or who had done that?

- 'Made himself invisible?' - Moving his gaze he saw that Tooru was still sitting there with the smile wiped off his face, hands placed in his pockets and a deadly serious air about his person.

Standing there as if he was simply waiting for something to be about to happen, anything that could leave him like that was definitely not good news for him

*Ting

Something finally clicked inside the man's mind as he observed him more carefully.

- 'Strange clothes, even stranger hairstyle, dubious sexuality and behaviors of a madman, it can't be It's a JoJo character!' - With that new knowledge he became even more wary.

JoJo's characters and their Stands were things that although explained with some common sense and the occasional scientific fact, but their abilities on the other hand were just plain crazy given form.

Even the simplest Stands could carry incredibly crazy principles behind their abilities.

Facing one without having a Stand of your own or knowing what the enemy's ability does was like asking to be killed.

Even more so with the disadvantage that only one Stand can damage another Stand.

But I still couldn't understand it. I didn't know who this user was, let alone the Stand!

It was times like these that he regretted only reading up to half of Stone Ocean He didn't know the ones that appeared before or after that!

Using the shadows around the boy as portals the man moved at great speed as he attacked Tooru's unprotected back.

Mercy and honor was the last thing he should have in a situation like this....

His forehead filled with sweat as he saw that with a simple movement to get off the bench to grab a coin on the ground the boy had perfectly dodged his attack

- 'What kind of ridiculous luck is this!' - He thought with a small touch of jealousy.

He quickly sank once more into the shadows unknowingly avoiding Wonder of U's counter attack.

Causing Tooru to frown in great annoyance.

The boy found it especially annoying to face this guy.

He was already starting to get annoyed

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What if 02: Fate Asshole Night 02

Out of sight of the others in the shed of his house, Emiya Ryu began to work on his hobby and reason why he hadn't ended up on the street as a beggar after feeding Taiga

Making pirate Kamen-rider figurines and selling them for good prices!

As dirty deeds done dirt cheap said, even if his dream of being a hero could be considered childish, Ryu was mature (AND edgy) enough to realize that he would still need lots and lots and lots and lots of capital to finance it.

Fortunately he had discovered his talent in the production of pirate items otherwise he didn't know what kind of stupid things he would have to do...

Meh, small details that didn't affect anyone.

...........

Kanade left the place with a dazzling smile while a bruised Shinji was lying on the floor with tears in his eyes.

What had he done wrong?

As far as he knew, he had simply been lame- kuhum talking quietly to some new high school freshmen.

Nothing that would justify this beating, right? Right? Right?

That circus midget was too unfair!

I'd heard that evil people never grow up, but I never really believed it until today... That girl really was a mini gorilla!

How the hell had he ended up falling in love with her in the past?

- 'Well, pokemons don't catch themselves' - He thought as he decided to go home and erase his embarrassment with the tenderness of a bunch of pokemons.

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Here's the What if because my head is all fucked up.

PS: Melone will always be my favorite lesbian XD

Another useless fact: When the assholes get Stands, I'll make them get a canon one that fits them according to personalities of the original users and their similarities with the assholes.

If I don't find a suitable one I'll just make an OC one