Chapter 04:The first pitched battle of the assholes Pt 01

*Crack

With a crack the cracks spread across the desk, a wave of raging energy filled the room making breathing somewhat difficult from the suffocating pressure escaping from there.

Sitting on his chair inside the deep ark, Yun Che frowned as his gaze shifted from irritation to outright anger.

- What do you mean it hasn't opened yet! - He shouted as he looked at a trembling but excited Rias.

- S-Sir husband it seems that the world is trying to resist our entrance, but if you give me enough time I think.... - The girl was trembling in fear of her "beloved's" anger as she knew he was not the calmest or most peaceful person especially since she saw him raping Grayfia in front of her brother and nephew.

(KW: Face it pigs, I'm sure the vast majority would try to NTR the menstruation head's brother.)

*Piak

Before the redhead could finish speaking she found herself on the floor after a slap from the already very angry Yun Che

- It seems that if one wants things done right - The energy burst from his body revealing that he was at the apex between the mortal and god realm - He must do it himself! - He pumped much of his energy into the ark ready to break the barrier that prevented him from conquering this world.

He ignored Rias who was crying on the floor and prepared to leave the room, the feelings of a mere plaything for his pleasure was not something worth his time.

As he walked out, Kiba in a maid's uniform arrived and brought him a snack which helped to calm him down a bit.

Yun Che sighed at how annoying this whole traveling between worlds thing was.

Was this a joke on him?

"I have a Dimensional Chat."

A fanfic he had read in the past and had always dreamed of entering.

There were many things he could take and a lot of waifus and husbandos he could claim for himself.

He even admitted that he had an idea or two about what he would do to his protagonist if he ever met him.... Fufufu~

Unfortunately, this wasn't a DxD as simple as the one he had been reincarnated to.

Yes, reincarnated

He, formerly known as Javier Garcia, a rapist and swindler who had escaped the law for decades, was killed by an idiot drunk driver and by the grace of fate was reborn as the protagonist of a Chinese novel he had been reading a few hours before his death.

And just like that he had been given a "special" system that totally fit his tastes, the NTR cultivation system.

With it he could get stronger by doing NTR to others and letting them do it to him.

After he got his first victim his rise was extremely fast, he really hadn't failed having turned issei into his puppet and sex toy.

Forcing him to keep his "personality" Issei just followed canon but he got to sleep with Rias and his canon harem which caused him, who was technically Issei's partner to receive NTR and by the amount of times he did it and he himself cheated on Issei his strength grew by leaps and bounds.

But something had gone wrong, he didn't know why, but his cultivation had been stuck at the threshold that separated the mortal realm and the god realm.

Therefore, no matter how strong he became, he could not become a real god.

He ended up summoning everyone and then ended up having an orgy to have fun and calm the immense anger he felt.

Who would have thought that with that orgy he could gather enough points to be able to buy the deep ark?

Now everything was solved, he only had to enter other worlds and repeat the same thing he had done before, he did not believe that there was anyone who could stop him.

Soon, very soon all men and women would become his sex slaves, there was nothing they could do to resist him.

And he will be able to consecrate himself as a new god.

The Almighty God of the NTR!

No one will be able to stop him...

............

Back to the assholes

Kira had his Black Gae Bolg ready.

Ryu at her side was holding Kansho and Bakuya.

Carplex at his side had weapons that looked like something out of a sci-fi movie...

And Curious...

He was moving up and sideways a sickle as if doing a strange dance.

- Mamasei mamesei mama kusa mama sei mama sa mama kusa - Said the boy without noticing the looks he received from the others.

- What the fuck are you doing? - Ryu asked while his face turned red from the effort of trying not to laugh like an imbecile.

Whatever they say, he has his dignity.

Curious looked at him funny as if he didn't know what he was referring to.

- To chile, I'm just following the instructions of the warm up before the battle, it says so in the grimoire stupid - Said the boy while pointing to the book he had left on the table not far away.

- Are you kidding me? - asked Edu as he started to put together a kennel for Pochita with Necro's help.

- No, really, that's what it says -

Taking the book, the necromancer opened it and showed it to him.

- See?

They all had indescribable looks, they didn't know whether to laugh or to cry.

- ...Either the system or Shiro wanted to trick you - Kira said while looking at how much time was left before the damn Chinese arrived.

[10 Minutes]

- 'This is going for a long time' -