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The Crafter and The Slug

Zach is a normal human thrown into something completely out of this world. He meets a Legendary Sannin in a bar and gets his ass whopped while his friend stands there and watches. Then gets blessed by a couple gods only to be put into a cheesy rom-com movie situation. Follow the lovey-dovey story of a man who's pull-out game is weak and the princess of Konohagakure. Can he survive on Naruto's world, or will he have to build a Death Star and just say screw it? Heads up, I know the beginning is really rough I'm sorry. I'm not good at starting stories, or even writing them. This is my third attempt at writing and the longest so far. I'm trying to keep to a two-a-day release schedule. From what I've been told the story picks up after Ch. 16, but he doesn't get very bad*ss until around Ch. 19 Discord: https://discord.gg/Eph2esQ

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Ch. 66 (R-18)

(A/N: Here's a little present. :> The R-18 is marked out for those who don't like that stuff. But don't skip all over it, I'd suggest reading from the [ to when Tsunade says "You're right..."

As usual I love you guys, so far we're at rank 19 and I appreciate it! Keep them power stones coming!

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-Pepto)

--Zach POV--

The London soft launch was a major success, I had set the date for the New York one a couple of days later so that people won't question how we moved across the world so fast. That also made me realize an issue with staffing, I couldn't have Mikoto and Anko run both sides as managers. With the realization, I asked them to appoint one person each of who they believed to be ready to manage the London front.

During the days in between the soft opens, a couple of the critics who had been at the London opening requested to go to the New York location. I thought it would be a great opportunity to showcase our private rooms since they had already seen the main focus and I replied to them and informed them they would be on the list.

The soft opening in New York went much better, the management team had gotten the jitters out of the way and learned from London. We also supplemented the New York staff with some of the ones from London, so they could share with their co-workers' tips and tricks they picked up. Gordon Ramsey was also present here at New York's opening, and I used the demonstration time to finish up his custom knife set. Considering he was preaching to high heavens about my knives I had decided to make his knives out of Mythril, it would keep its sharpness for as long as he'll live.

I had presented the set to Gordon towards the end of the meals. I brought him front and center with a cart and another slab of beef. Just like the last time he went to town cutting the meat and grinning all the while. I knew he could tell these knives were of a higher quality than the ones he tried before. After his demonstration, he promised me to wire the money to the restaurant's bank. Gordon then started to ask a couple of questions about the knives he bought.

Gordon: "What the bloody hell are these things made of? I feel I could shank a fucking knight and it'd go through steel."

Zach: "It could very easily go through steel. What it's made of is a family secret, just know that the metal can be sterilized better than stainless steel."

Gordon: "Christ, so the maker's mark says B.F.F. and there is a slug, what do they mean?"

Zach: "My wife came up with it. The forge portion of the restaurant is called the Briggs Family Forge and slugs are my wife's favorite insect. I joke around with the acronyms by saying never leave home without your B.F.F."

Gordon: "Quite catchy. With the name and symbol, I get it, happy wife."

Zach: "Happy life."

We continued to talk and Gordon started to introduce me formally to his chef friends. I eventually broke away from them to check on the other critics around the dining area to make sure everything was up to standards. I made sure to visit each of the private booths but prioritized the main dining hall.

There were a couple of lechers like in London that thought I would prostitute my staff and wife for good reviews. All I did, for now, was smile and politely decline while noting who they were, granted I could see behind Tsunade's mask and could tell she was doing the same. But all we could do right now is offset their bad reviews by appeasing the rest of the critics.

The rest of the night went smoothly and after we saw the last of our guests out we locked the doors and started to party. The only sober people in the building were me, Anko, and Tsunade. Normally I would have been drinking with them, but it was a full-time job to run goalie between Tsunade and the alcohol.

A week after the critics left the reviews in the newspapers and T.V. started to appear. All of the critics had given us glowing reviews, the one who I thought would pan us never had theirs published. Instead, the lech's misdeeds had been leaked to the media and they were in damage control. Thinking back to one of the nights that Tsunade and Hecate were chit-chatting that might have been what caused it. But hey, I didn't look a gift horse in the mouth and I'll let Tsunade tell me in her own time.

As launch night was getting closer and closer I decided to allow 70% of the restaurant to be booked for reservations at any time. The private rooms would always be 100%, but I also didn't want to punish the people who wanted to come here and didn't want to book ahead. Looking back on my decision I determined it was right, by the 2nd day of offering reservations we were booked 6 months out.

Not many names stood out for me on the reservation books, but there were a couple. Tony Stark and Obadiah Stane were the first two I recognized, but no other heroes. But there was at least one Villian that I had heard of on the list and it was Wilson Fisk. There were also famous businessmen like Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and the likes. With a few actors and actresses mixed in there like the cast of FRIENDS, which Tsunade and Hecate found and fell in love with. I suspect that there was Godly meddling in that, but I didn't question it.

--Fast Forward Opening Night--

My nerves were getting to me more than when we had the critics. There would be twice the amount of people from now on and I was a bit nervous. That all changed at the door of our house while I was waiting for Tsunade. She came around the corner in a solid green sleeveless qipao with the top part sheer to show over a hint of cleavage while the collar was solid green like the rest of the dress. Her hair was in a low bun on the back, with her blonde bangs framing her elegant pace and a blue rose clip to hold one side of the bangs back. To say she looked stunning would be an understatement, I always knew I was the luckiest man to marry her and this reaffirmed my thinking.

-- R-18 --

Tsunade elegantly sauntered over to me, I could see the mischief in her eyes and she was enjoying the fact that I couldn't take my eyes off her. With her slow walk and the way she swayed her hips, it felt like it took ages for her to reach me. When she finally reached me she embraced me so seductively I wanted to take her right then and there. Tsunade looked up to me and placed her hand on my cheek, I couldn't help but get lost in her brown eyes. She then extended herself closer to my face and gave me a passionate kiss, which I reciprocated with the same vigor.

Zach: "You keep this up and I'll bend you over the couch."

Tsunade: "Well we have enough time before you need to be down there… But too bad you don't have any condoms."

The joke was on her, when I had a break in the last week I had met up with Dionysus. I brought up the concern of my fertility and the fact that I wasn't ready for more kids so soon. He didn't really understand, being that he was a Greek God and parenting wasn't a priority. I tried to explain our situation, but he got bored with it and told me he made it so I could turn my fertility on and off. I turned it off quicker than a boy would turn off his monitor when his parents barged into their room.

Zach: "I'll be sure to pull out."

When I whispered that in her ear she shivered.

Tsunade: "Your pull-out game is proven weak, just look at our two angels."

Zach: "If my drunken recollection is correct, someone wrapped their legs around my waist and begged me to cum inside them."

Tsunade went bright red at that, taking the chance I leaned my head down and started to nibble her neck. Her moaning in my ear as I nibbled her neck made my pants strain as I grew harder. Once I was stopped and brought my head back she breathlessly spoke out.

Tsunade: "We better hurry, they're waiting for us."

Zach: "Nope, it's almost been a month since I had my wife. I have managers downstairs to take care of things."

Before she could protest I guided her behind the couch, trailing kisses on her neck to make her my pliable. When we got behind the couch my hand wandered in between the side slit of her qipao and legs. I slowly ran my hand up her inner thigh and onto what I expected to be her cloth-covered pussy. What I felt interested me greatly, there was a thin line of cloth on either side but in the middle felt like a wet line of beads running from her clit all the way down her pussy.

I knew what the wetness was but I had to investigate more on these pearls. Turning Tsunade around and bending her over the side of the couch I brought the back half of her qipao up. What I saw made me unbuckle my belt and drop my pants, she was wearing a crotchless thong that had soaking wet pearls that lined her pussy. Tsunade turned around to me sheepishly.

Tsunade: "I was going to surprise you tonight. Get all worked up from walking around and ride you hard when we came home."

Zach: "Why not both."

Was all I got out as I lined myself up with her slit. As I was reaching to move the beads aside Tsunade reached back and spread her cheeks for a wonderful view. Without further ado, I slowly entered her, with every inch I could hear her moan in delight. Once I was balls deep I rested my hands on her hip and leaned over to whisper in her ear.

Zach: "I love you Tsunade Briggs, and I missed this."

I lightly smacked her ass and I felt her pussy clench around my dick.

Tsunade: "I love you too, now get to fucking me. I need this, and I need you."

I gave no objections and started to pump myself in and out of her. I stayed bent over her and wrapped my arms around her waist and used one of my hands to play with her clit as I pumped. It didn't take long for her to climax and I plowed her right through it causing her to have multiple mini-orgasms after the main one.

Once I decided she had enough I pulled out, and guided her up from the couch to face me. Tsunade wrapped one leg high up on my thigh and I took hold. Knowing what she wanted I wrapped my other arm around her waist and picked her up. We made our way to the door where I perched her back on as I held her and aligned myself to re-enter.

When I was back inside where I belonged she wrapped her legs around me as she positioned her weight against the door. We began to sloppily kiss as I thrust my hips up into her. When Tsunade started to kiss and suck on my neck I was reaching my end.

Zach: "Honey I'm about to cum."

Tsunade: "Me too, keep going."

Zach: "But I need to pull out."

My thrusts kept getting faster and faster, I had no intention of pulling out. When she said my pullout game was weak, she was wrong it's non-existent when it comes to her. I could see the wordless concern in her eyes, but it was being overshadowed by the lust and ecstasy in her eyes.

Zach: "Don't worry, Dio made it so I can turn fertility off."

The last bit of hesitation in her eyes went out as she flowed with my movements and pace. Her arms wrapped around me as she rested her chin on my shoulder.

Tsunade: "Fuck me then, fill your wife with your seed. "

Not wanting to let the woman down I did just that. I reached my top speed and clapping could be heard echoing in the room as our bodies collided. Her moans got louder and louder until they became screams of ecstasy telling me to fill her up, that's when I went over the edge and obliged.

[Tsunade's will for your seed has overridden the shut-off of your fertility.]

The blue box was floating there but I was too wrapped up in kissing my wife after our mutual climax. Once we regained our composure a bit, as much composure there can be when you have a woman's legs wrapped around you and she's pinned to the door, our kiss ended. When I first read the blue box the bottom of my stomach fell out. Looking at Tsunade I could see the paleness in her face as she was looking at something I assumed was the same blue box. Before we could say anything else another blue box replaced it.

[It was me, Dio! This is a prerecorded message so don't go to Hera. It's a little prank, Zach does have fertility turned off. Happy boning from now on! -Dio]

My first reaction was to feel relieved than a bit sad, but followed up by rage at the prank Dio pulled and ending up a bit melancholy about not impregnating again. The whole time I was watching Tsunade's face and it seemed to mirror my emotions. Before either of us could go down a path we shouldn't I placed my forehead on hers and looked into her eyes.

Zach: "We'll have more kids, it wouldn't be fair to the twins to continuously add siblings."

Tsunade: "You're right…"

I felt that she could use a little more reassurance and I kissed her long and hard. Once we broke the kiss she started to chuckle.

Tsunade: "Now I'm going to be walking around leaking your seed all night."

I freed up one of my arms and channeled essence into it. Willing the essence to form into silicon, and shaped it in the image of my dick. But towards the base of it, it narrowed out then suddenly widened out like a butt plug. Bringing it up I showed Tsunade, and her eyes sparkled at it.

Zach: "You can have me inside of you all night now."

She nodded at that, and I started to slowly extricate myself from her. Tsunade placed her feet on the floor as I was halfway out of her, and when I finally pulled out cum started to dribble down her leg. As fast and gentle as I could I inserted the pussy in her to stem the flow. She followed that up by running her fingers along where my cum dribbled to collect it. With a seductive grin, she placed it in her mouth and sucked her fingers clean. I was more than half tempted to go another round, her quirked eyebrow spoke volumes.

Zach: "As much as I'd love to, we better get cleaned up and head down."

It didn't take too long for us to clean up and get our clothes back in order. I was done first and waited for her to saunter back towards me, but this time there was the slightest hint of a wobble with each step. I couldn't help but smirk at the well-fucked woman, who seemed to glow even brighter now.