Hellspawn adventures part 1
3rd person POV:
Once upon a time, seventeen years ago, a baby boy was born.
His parents, Connor and April, named him Jason Mcknight, also known as (Y/n).
He was never a normal child, there was definitely something strange about this kid.
So allow me to tell you some stories from his childhood with his family as guest stars.
Our first story begins a week after baby (Y/n) was brought home from the hospital after April gave birth.
At this point in time, baby (Y/n)'s aunt and grandfather were living in the same house as him.
April couldn't raise a baby on her own do to, many reasons and Connor was a busy police officer who couldn't always be home.
So Aunt May and grandpa David came to help out.
On that day...
Connor was busy on patrol as a police officer.
Aunt May and Grandpa David were in the living room watching TV while baby (Y/n) was sleeping.
April, however, was at the time sneaking towards (Y/n)'s room.
April:(whispers) He he he~
Making sure her father and sister didn't notice her, she quietly walked up the stairs, pretending she was a secret agent while she did it.
April:(whispers in a British accent) The name is Mcknight... April Mcknight. Double o mom.
April:(quiet giggling)
Arriving at a door that had "Jason" written on it. She quietly entered and tiptoed to the crib in the middle of the room.
She peeked her head into the crib to see a sleeping baby (Y/n).
April:(smiles)
April:(whispers) Psst... Hey... Are you awake sweetheart?
Baby (Y/n):(annoyed baby noises)
He slowly opened his eyes to see his mother, a busty blond woman wearing a purple dress.
April: Good evening my little strawberry, how are you doing?
Baby (Y/n):(glares with hate)
April: I Wove you~
Baby (Y/n):...
Grabbing his blanket, he turns to his side to try to continue sleeping.
April:...
Baby (Y/n):...
April:... Ah....choo!
April:(horrible acting) Oh no! I accidentally sneezed and woke up Jason!
April:(horrible acting) I guess I have to hold him for several hours until he falls asleep again.
May and David rolled their eyes when they heard her speak from the living room.
April then turned the lights on and picked up (Y/n).
April: Don't worry my little honey muffin covered strawberry, I won't let you go until you're properly snuggled asleep in my arms.
Baby (Y/n):(angry baby groan)!
April: Are you hungry? Don't worry, we can fix that quickly.
Lifting up her shirt, she tries to breastfeed him, but the baby (Y/n) just became more annoyed with his face mushed against her breast.
April: Come on, you need to eat, and this helps us bond.
Baby (Y/n):...
April:(angry mom noises)
Baby (Y/n):(annoyed baby noises)
April:... Fine! I'll get the pump, but you will drink my milk!
She places (Y/n) on a changing table while she goes to get the breast pump.
Turning back to baby (Y/n), she finds he's gone.
April:... Eh?
April: Jason...?
(Shut)
(Click)
April:!
Looking at the door, she finds it closed. Attempting to open it, she finds it locked.
April:!
April: Not again!
April: Jason! Jason! Open this door!
On the other side of the door, baby (Y/n) crawled towards the stairs.
April:(muffled) Let me out, let me out! I just want to hold you in my arms!
He began crawling faster.
April:(muffled) WHAAAAAA!
Hearing the cries of April, David said...
David: May, go check in April.
May: Fuck you, Mythbusters is on. Do it yourself.
David: I'll put it on pause...
May: Ugh, fine.
Getting up reluctantly, she heads to the stairs and begins to climb them.
David:...When the commercial break starts.
As May walked up the stairs, she saw something quite peculiar.
May saw her nephew slide down on the railing. Baby (Y/n) noticed his aunt, a thin, petite, blond woman wearing jeans, a tank too,p, and a jacket.
May:?!
Baby (Y/n):(with a look that said) Eat shit!
May: Wha-
May: Damn it.
After taking one step towards going after (Y/n), but then she heard the cries of April.
April:(muffled) Let me out!
May: Damn it!
May: Dad! Get off your ass, Jason is out!
She then runs up the stairs to free April.
While baby (Y/n) crawls to the kitchen, his eyes meet with his grandfather, a buff Santa looking man with sunglasses.
Baby (Y/n):...
David: Don't make me stand up.
He continued to crawl into the kitchen.
David: Well I exhausted all my abilities...
His daughters then came rolling down the stairs in a hurry.
April: Where'smybaby!?
May: What the fuck dad?
May: I told you to pause it!
David: Whops...
April:(crying) My baby!
David: Tried stopping him...
May: And?
David: He overpowered me.
April grabs her father by the collar of his shirt and began shaking him.
April: Where is he!?
David: He's-
April began slapping him.
April: Where!? Is!? He!?
David: Kitchen!
The sisters then rushed into the kitchen to see that baby (Y/n) had broken into the fridge and took some juice.
Baby (Y/n):(burp)
April: Jason!
She picks him up and hugs him.
April: Stop locking me in the room!
Baby (Y/n):(shakes head)
May: Tch... This brat is such a hand full.
May: And April!
April: Yes?
May: Let the kid sleep, stop walking him up!
April: But I want to spend time with him...
May:... Then I have an idea.
(10 minutes later)
Connor arrived back home to find his sister and father in law watching Tv while April sat on the sofa, asleep, and with a sleeping baby (Y/n) who had an annoyed expression.
Connor: So does someone what to explain why I have fifty texts saying "He locked me in a room again".
May: Deduce it, "detective".
Connor: Nothing is official yet. But I guess I already know what happened...
David: By the way, we're out of orange juice.
Connor:... Of course, we are. I'll head to the store later. Just let me get changed.
Walking up to April and Jason, he leaves them both a kiss on their heads.