Chapter 28: The Even More Awkward Aftermath

I dart back into the living room and over to the elevator. Next to the doors is a panel with several buttons on it, including one that's flashing and says "Entry" above it. I hit the button, and a moment later I hear the elevator moving, bringing the pizza guy up to us.

Not even an hour ago, I was excited about trying some authentic New York pizza. Now, though, I can't even think about food.

I saw Alex naked. Felt him naked. Wanted him to stay on top of me and -

No. I am not thinking about this.

I'm still so stunned by the whole thing that when the elevator doors open, I stare at the pizza guy for a full minute, unable to form a sentence.

"I, uh, have your pizzas," the guy says. "That'll be thirty-seven sixty."

Right - money. I need to find my purse. Need to pay for the pizzas. Need to do anything but think about my best friend's penis.