Goat

I must say that the initial idea of using random word generator for the theme of the chapter was great. I didn't think about how limiting it was. Like really, goat. What the hell am I supposed to write about? Just write about some goat facts?

No! I don't write facts!

I write about ideas, about dreams, about the limits of our limited ape brains!

I will not bow down to this tyranny! I shall rebel!

Fuck goats! Wait... no, don't fuck them,that would be some kinky ass beastiality, some kind of furry shit. So don't fuck them.

THERE WILL BE NO MORE RANDOM WORD GENERATOR IN MY NOVEL!