Are you...?

The Annoying Author was in a restaurant eating some delicious tacos, when a person appear in front of him, a beautiful woman was in front of him, with a book in her hands.

"Excuse me." The beautiful woman approached him.

"Yes?" The Annoying Author with his poker face look at the beautiful woman, with perverts thoughts.

"The whole restaurant is full, a note that this seat is empty, can I seat here?" She asked.

"Of course."

She ordered three tacos of pastor, while she wait for her order, she start reading the book.

"So you like to read." The Annoying Author trying to get a fantastic night with a beauty, start his conquest plan.

"Yeah." She responded curtly.

"Well, by chance do you know webnovel?"

"Yeah, I read a lot of novels there." She responded now a little interested in the subject.

"Well, I am an original author that published there." The Annoying Author said with pride.

"Really?"

"Yeah, I have been writing five books."

"Are you by chance...Lumpbai?"

"Lumpbai?"

'Who the hell is Lumpbai?'

The Annoying Author have never heard about an author with the name of Lumpbai.

"Yes, he is the author of my favorite novel, The Legend of the Power Stone Sovereign." She said with enthusiasm in her voice.

"I think you are confused, there is not author with that name or novel." Said The Annoying Author.

"Of course there is one, he has the first, third and seventh places in the power ranking of originals."

"Well, I don't know if what you say is true, but not, I am The Annoying Author." Said The Annoying Author while he raised his head with arrogance in his face.

"Who?"

"The Annoying Author!"

"I don't know you." She said honestly.

"How come you don't know me? I have been an author by almost a month! I have 5 Novels!!!" The Annoying Author couldn't believe what was happening.

"Well, how many Power Stones do you have in total for your five novels?"

"...Zero..." The Annoying Author said in a low voice.

"How many?" She asked again.

"Zero." The Annoying Author said again, this time with a more audible voice.

"Zero? Are you for real?" She was surprised to hear the answer of The Annoying Author.

"Yeah." He could not hide his shame.

"Well, you are a loser, how could you not have a least one power stone in one of your five novels?!"

"I am newbie."

"You know, I think I will eat in home." She stood up and then she look for one last time to the poor author. "Goodbye."

"..." The Annoying Author couldn't believe this was happening for the fifth time today.

"Ja, I have brake my record...again..."

The poor and ashamed of The Annoying Author finish eating, and then he went to his house to start writing while he cried a lot.

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