SFW Snip: This wasn't what I had in mind

The doors of the bedroom opened, and Mya and I entered the room while I carried a few documents and drawings that I had prepared for the occasion.

It took me a while to come up with this clever plan, and Mya forwarded no objections when it came to this interesting plan but… she sure sounded as if that was an incorrect way to take things. I found it the best way to solve this.

Paperwork for the win, I said to myself to try and scare the ghost of perversion out of the window. Sadly for me, that window was closed and the only thing it did was seemingly give the ghost a reason to hang around and tease the ever-living crap out of me.

Both Ria and Guinevere were under their sheets, their state of undress mostly unknown, but I had good reasons

"W-Welcome," Guinevere muttered nervously. "Thank you for coming."

I nodded, tensely and yet still smiling. "Thanks. Now, I suppose you two are ready for this lesson."

Ria frowned. "Joseph, why do you have these things with you?"

"Oh? This is the lesson material. An explanation in detail of the positions you could take to attain maximum happiness from this session together," I replied confidently and the brunette hummed.

"Can I give it a look?"

I nodded, calmly walking up to the bed and leaning to give the young queen the papers. She snatched those off my hands, giving those a thorough look and growing more and more into the kind of details I used on the papers. Especially with the drawing.

"That's pretty good," She said with a growing blush and a little line of blood trailing down her left nostril, unrolling a longer page which provided a bigger drawing. "Really… good~."

"I think there is a misunderstanding," Ria said, her tone growing forceful, slithering out of the bed and reaching up to me.

Her hands rested on my shoulder. "O-Oh? What about?"

Instead of answering, Ria proceeded to pull at my shirt and yank on the opposite sides, effectively tearing it apart.

"It's a practical lesson," The blonde confirmed fiercely, her gaze exuding incredible interest and unwillingness to let go of me.

"Ah!?"

Before I could react properly, I felt another pair of hands reaching from behind, grasping the sides of my pants and tearing those off before kicking me in the bed.

"What? Mya?! B-Betrayal?"

"Don't worry, dear, I will rescue you… after you're through with your duty~!" The woman giggled, happily preparing to jump in the bed herself to do everything but save me from that struggle against two very interested women that were keen to make their point clear by going quite intensely about it.

I thought of winning against all odds but… Four hours later, I found myself within that warm mess of bodies that happily snuggled against my sweaty one. I blinked at the ceiling, and I could only think of a single thing.

Why do I feel like this will be used as a precedent by others? And… is that Scathach by the window?