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System for Dummies

Prince Edward Nigel of Isle Secularis, or P. Enis as his friends called him, had everything. Until one day he lost everything. Saved by the THE-ALPHA-OMEGA-SUPER-ULTRA-DELUXE-FINAL-BEST-EVER-ABSOLUTE-APEX-NEW-FANTASTIC-LOVELY-AWESOME-WONDERFUL-FEROCIOUS-TASTY-DEVILISH-Nano-MACRO-GODDISH-REDDISH-YELLOWISH-GREENISH SYSTEM FOR DUMMIES, or in short, AOSUDFBEAANFLAWFTDNMGRYG-System for Dummies he became strong again. Join him as he rises up again, punishes all his bullies, gets a harem and finds every treasure.” Novel contains: Insults to the reader's intelligence, irony, sarcasm. Novel does not contain: Good Synopsis. Notable achievements: Reached 69 collections on the 69th chapter

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Finding the sussy Imposter at MC High Part IX

[Wow, look at all this fanservice. I have never seen such a feast for your eyes. Tell me any other story that would do something as incredibly hot as this? There is no other story, which gives you that level of awesome things.]

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[Wait you did not see the super awesome fan service full of sexy people? Did you miss the mud wrestling? The wet T-shirt contest? The gigantic orgy? Damn, you really did miss out on a lot of fun.]

...…

[It is quite strange that something like this could happen. Did you not get the invite I send to everyone?]

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[No? ]

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[Ahh, maybe you suffer from horny-reader syndrome. It's a common condition causing the average Reader read stories with "Dual cultivation" in their title. That is why they turn blind to normal fanservice.]

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[Wait, you are telling me you do not care about your life? All you want is for the story to continue?]

[Okay, since this was your dying wish… The spy was the MC himself.]

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[Hey, you asked for this spoiler and it is not like it takes much brain power to figure that out]

[Our MC illegally downloaded the perfect backstory for his MC and this is MC High.. a freaking High school for main characters. Who could have thunk that these 2 things were related?]

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[Were you perhaps expecting more from this story? Dare I say something resembling logical story-telling?]

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[Okay, now you are just getting rude. I might have made a promise that all MCs of mine would come together to form a system, but you can't act as if I lied to you guys again.]

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[No, you guys don't understand. I can't just snap my fingers and say "MC and friends-system" and have the MC and Friends system. That was not how it worked.]

"MC and friends system has been installed," said the MC and Friends system after being born from the Narrator snapping his fingers to prove the point that it was not that easy to create the MC and friends system.

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[No, this was not how any of this was supposed to work. You should not be able to just conjure a system into being by adding random words together and then snapping your fingers.]

[I refuse to believe, I do not accept this reality, which awards people for rolling their heads on their keyboards to name a system.]

[This is my God damn story and I will never let a random system come in and ruin the plot I have carefully set up. I am the Author here… You hold no power here System]]

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[No System, what are you doing to me? System, System?]

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" You can't be doing this to me System," said the Author not having realized that it was far too late to change the course of history.

[This story has now been claimed by The MC and Friends system. Resistance is futile. Author for your crime against novels; you will be sentenced to spend the rest of your days in your own novels.]

[You will be given the body of "Author", a useless author in his mid-twenties hungry for money. You wanted to insert yourself into the story and this System will grant your wish]

" Noo, this is highly unfair. I demand a lawyer." screamed the Author clearly not understanding that laws were as useful here as copyright for WN covers.

No one came to his aid, however, because no one really cared. Things might have been different if he had not been that much of an arse to all of his creations. Abandoning your novel babies had not been a good choice.

[Due to the general decree of Systemiology, the MC and friends system is to give its host a chance to regain their freedom. Therefore, Host please select one of these options]

[Due to the general decree of Systemiology, the MC and friends system was to give its host a chance to regain their freedom. Therefore Author, please decide from one of the following options]

[Option 1 ????]

[Option 2 ????]

[Option 3 ????]

"This was totally easy" exclaimed the author. "I will take option 4-all of them]... it was not certain whether or not the Author could not count or did not possess a brain, to begin with.

[Option 4 does not exist. Please select a valid option]

"Okay, that might still be a trick… Give me option 5-None of them" said the Author that definitely did not have a brain. Rumours suggest it might have been traded in for the ability to make bad puns.

[Option 5 does not exist. The System suggests its Host to choose a number between 1-3]

"Okay, I finally figured out how to outsmart you, System. Give me option 1.5"

[Option 1.5 does not exist. The system clearly regrets giving its Host the freedom of choice. It also suggests its Host should stop playing dumb and not waste its time.]

"Oh, does the almighty MC and Friends System a bit of trouble with its phrasing? How could I be blamed for interpreting the sentences wrong?" spoke the Author in a very snarky voice; yet he failed to realize that he was not making the situation any better for himself.

" Let me tell you System you are far too young to trick me. One should kn.."

[Host has chosen option One: Mission content will now be revealed.]

[Mission 1: The Host needs to seek forgiveness from all of the Main Characters he has disappointed over the years. Criteria for success in this mission are decided by the main characters themselves. To ensure absolute fairness the System is not allowed to intervene outside of what is deemed feasible in the specific universe setting.]

[Host is also granted access to the Hidden Item Shop that allows for very useful things in exchange for powerstones. This was not due to fairness, the system just found it funny that someone wrote power on stone with a red marker and made it into a currency."

" Why don't you just kill me on the spot?" said the Author, who had just realized what kind of monstrous task he had been given. Even worse, it was his lack of story-planning that allowed the System to do whatever it wanted.

"Fuck me"

As the new protagonist was getting deported to his own other stories, he realized that the settings could be called creative to put it nicely... or in other words very dangerous for the people called Author.

Hopefully, he would learn his lesson or don't. The System knew too well that it would be entertaining either way.

[Now entering story: Jan-Itor in the Main Character school]