Start of problems

My alarm went off, I quickly turned it off before opening my eyes with difficulty. When I finally opened my eyes, the events of yesterday came back to me.

(055:670, are you there?!)

(670: Yes, what's wrong?)

(055: System and useless friend!!!)

(670: Why do you say that?)

(055: Where were you yesterday?!)

(670: I was sleeping…)

(055: While you were sleeping, the bad guy was at my house!)

(670: At home?!)

(055: Yes, and now I owe him a damn reward.)

(670: What reward?)

(055: I must give him my body.)

(670 exclaimed in shock: But why?!)

(055 gritted his teeth: Should have been there yesterday)

(670 crying: Sorry I was out of battery)

(055 still gnashing his teeth: liars)

(670 while still crying: I was running out of battery)

(055 sighed: Stop crying and go find me some videos about how humans reproduce with each other)

(670 looked wide in shock: Are you really going to sleep with him?)

(055 looked at him like he was an idiot: Of course I always keep my word)

(670 in a trembling voice: That's why you're asking me to find videos...)

(055 yawned: Yeah I plan to give him his reward tomorrow night)

(670: TOMORROW NIGHT!!!)

(055: Yeah I hate being indebted, so I might as well do this as soon as possible. Besides that I lose nothing because I heard that humans get a lot of pleasure from doing this)

(670 still shocked:....)

(055: don't forget to send me all this, I'll look when I get back from work)

I get out of bed to go get ready but I'm so sleepy that I do everything in slow motion.

(670 suddenly exclaims: I have an idea!)

(055: Tell me.)

(670: I have an idea to make him stop being interested in you)

(055: and how?)

I have a feeling this is going to be a really bad idea.

(670: Date)

(055: Let me think about it.)

(670, sad: You don't like this idea?)

(055: I don't want to break the heart of the person I'm going to date just to avoid the bad guy)

(670: You just have to tell him that you're not looking for anything serious.)

(055: That's right.)

(670, excited: So do you accept my proposal?)

(055, hesitant: Let me think about it.)

(670: Do you think my idea is so lame?!)

(055: That's not it.)

(670 crying: Stop lying!)

(055: Stop crying.)

(670 continues to cry: Accept my offer!)

(055: no I just said let me think)

(670: My idea sucks, right?!)

(055 gives in to her tears: OK, I accept.)

(670, full of joy: You'll see, it's a very good idea.)

I just hope I don't piss off the bad guy...

(055: but where can I find a person who will pretend to go out with me?)

(670: Ask your parents to find you a date.)

(055: Yeah, good idea!)

(670: When are you going to call them?)

(055: Today)

(670 asked in surprise: Why today?)

(055: Because I don't know if I will have time the other days)

(670, surprised: What do you plan to do the other days)

(055: For example, find a house far from here in case the bad guy doesn't want to let me go.)

(670: You really think of everything.)

(055, smiling: You have to surprise the enemy along the way.)

(670: But you're not afraid?)

(055: No, I'm not afraid of him, you know very well that I'm not afraid of anything)

(670 suddenly asked: Are you no longer afraid of the dark?)

(055: Other than that)

(670: I hope the bad guy never knows your weakness)

(055: I hope so too, but what time is it now?)

(670: 7:30)

I sigh in frustration not wanting to go to work.