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System? Bullshit! I Become The King Of All Universe Without It

"I, Omi, since I came into this world, I have never put all of you, what evil youngster, what mad youngster, what genius expert, what rich second generation, what golden girl, what Baiyun Middle School, what Linjiang City, this youngster here has never put you in my eyes." ~~~~~~ Don Omi, the unparalleled martial arts genius, finds himself in a mystifying predicament when his lifetime of martial cultivation vanishes after a fateful cliff fall which lead to his death. Reincarnated into a world where martial arts hold less sway and technology reigns supreme, he is shrouded in amnesia. Armed only with only a little fragments of his past life's martial expertise, Omi embarks on a cryptic journey to assert dominance in this unfamiliar world. Yet, beneath the surface, hidden secrets and unforeseen challenges await him as he seeks a path back to his original realm.

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Liu Yue failed

"Wow, I'm also going to buy a bottle of anti-sensure spray in front of the school after school, how much is it?"

"Three dollars, it's not expensive, it's a must-have for girls in our Baiyun Middle School to go to the bathroom, my mom told me to bring it with me, in case Omi takes advantage of us and suffers the loss." The fat girl said, fortunately Omi didn't hear, or he would vomit.

After Liu Yue heard the bell, he immediately stood up from his hiding compartment and prepared to start his evil plan.

Liu Yue stood in a conspicuous place in the women's toilet, belt undone, ready to start peeing.

In his heart, Liu Yue said, "What the hell, I didn't expect that I, Liu Yue, would also do such a shameless thing, but in order to win the heart of a lady, I'm also fighting."

At this time, Liu Yue heard a girl coming.

Liu Yue immediately peed in public, striving to see just before the girls came in.

However, the girl coming in from outside was walking very slowly.

Liu Yue's heart was anxious: "Who's outside, hurry in, if you don't come in I'm going to finish pulling…"

At this time, three girls entered the women's toilet at the same time.

A glance at Liu Yue.

The three girls were stunned first, obviously not expecting a boy to pee in the ladies' room.

Liu Yue purposely whistled and looked like a very grizzled man, the only pity was that the three girls were all ugly, and one of them was fat. It would be nice if there was a pretty girl like Liona coming in, why was he so unlucky, Omi was so lucky.

"Ah." The three girls really shouted.

Liu Yue continued to whistle and pretend to be proud.

At that moment, that fat girl yelled, "Anti-Chen spray."

"Swoosh." A spray shot at Liu Yue's eyes, and Liu Yue, who was whistling 'proudly', immediately covered her eyes and screamed.

"Ah, what is it." Liu Yue felt his eyes were in pain.

The other girl was also busy taking out anti-shen spray.

That fat girl said, "Bai Chan, I'll spray his eyes, you spray his bottom, see if he still dares to eat our tofu in the future."

"Good." That girl named Bai Chan went to spray Liu Yue's bottom at once.

However, Bai Can frowned, "There's nothing underneath him, how come I didn't find it?"

"How is that possible, look for it more carefully." The fat girl said as she sprayed into Liu Yue's eyes.

That girl Bai Chan said, "Is it this worm-like thing?"

The fat girl said, "Definitely now, squirt."

"Swoosh." That girl named Bai Chan immediately sprayed at that thing Liu Yue, but, the target was too small to spray.

Liu Yue roared, "Stop, if you don't stop, I'm not going to be polite."

The fat girl raged, "You're taking a piss in the ladies' room, you still have a reason, keep spraying him to death."

With Liu Yue's skills, these girls naturally dried up at once, but he was unreasonable after all, not daring to take action against these three tough girls at the moment.

Liu Yue was on fire, why was Omi so smooth in the women's toilet to molest girls, but he was so uneventful that he just happened to run into the girls along with the spray. Liu Yue where to know, this is all thanks to Omi, since Omi incident at the toilet, the school entrance kiosk owner felt business opportunities to come, indeed, anti-chen spray sold fire, has long been quietly popular among the school girls, dare not say 100%, at least a eighty percent of the girls were carrying anti-sensure spray with them.

"I'll spray you to death, see if you still dare to go to the wrong toilet and pee in our girls' toilet." The girl named Bai Chan scolded.

Liu Yue heard what this girl said, even more depressed to death, he obviously came on purpose, but he was treated as if he had gone to the wrong toilet, wouldn't he suffer this for nothing.

Liu Yue was unwilling inside: "I didn't go to the wrong toilet, I came here to deliberately molest you guys. Whoever dares to spray me again, I will ra×e her."

The girl named Bai Chan skimmed, "Keep spraying ah."

Liu Yue saw that the three girls were endless and not stopping, so she had to throw the three girls on the ground with a hard slam. Liu Yue quickly zipped up and left first.

Liu Yue rushed out of the women's toilet, depressed to the core, while that fat girl chased after him.

"Wait a minute."

"What else do you want? Don't force me to be rude to you."Liu Yue glared at her angrily, her eyes were still hot and painful at the moment, all thanks to this fat girl, this fat girl's weight was big, and Liu Yue had just put in a lot of effort to dumped her.

The fat girl lowered her head and asked somewhat shyly, "You just said that whoever sprays you again, you will rape her, is it true ah?"

Liu Yue was about to fire up and say- yes, don't think I'm joking with you. However, suddenly seeing this fat girl looking shy and her face still red, he frowned, "What do you mean?"

The fat girl looked at Liu Yue as if she was spoiled, then blushed and lowered her head, "my friends and I just sprayed you so much, then you can find a time, in the street, under the bridge, in the field." After saying that, the fat girl turned around and ran into the women's toilet with a shy look.

Liu Yue was stunned for a few seconds before she understood the meaning and got mad with anger.

Failure ah, Liu Yue inwardly shouted out his failure, Miss is still in the class waiting for his good news, if Miss knows this, how can he still mix.

Unfortunately, Liu Yue could only go back to class to reply Miss.

Song Yuer saw Liu Yue back, busy asking: "How is it? It's a success, right? Hey, why are your eyes so red?"

Liu Yue lowered her head and said, "I'm sorry, Miss, it failed."

"How did you fail?"

Liu Yue said, "It's not my fault, it's because I had such bad luck, I just happened to meet the girls who was carrying the spray at any time, so I had to run away first, and I snatched one of that spray back." Liu Yue intentionally snatched a small bottle of spray back and used it as evidence, aiming to make the lady understand him.

Song Yu'er took the spray and looked at the words on it, her eyebrows furrowed and read, "Anti-Chen spray? Instructions for use: when Don Omi appears in the ladies' room, quickly open the lid, then aim the nozzle at Don Omi's eyes and press hard enough to spray."

"What's with this, what's with the name Omi?" Song Yu'er was in a fog.

At that moment, a girl in the class saw Song Yu'er holding an anti-criminal spray in her hand and said, "Hey, Yu'er, you bought anti-criminal spray too, don't you have a bodyguard, why did you buy it?"

"You have it too?" Song Yu'er looked at the girl in confusion.

"Of course la, most of the girls in the class have bought it, look, it's mine, three dollars a bottle, fireproof and anti-tzu-chen, it's a must for girls to go to the bathroom oh, with it, i no longer has to worry about Omi going to the ladies' room to molest us."

Song Yu'er stirred her feet, gas, "Omi, it's you again."Song Yu'er walked out of the classroom, angry to find Omi to settle the score, it was hard to convince Liu Yue to go as an evil youngster, but the result was ruined by a bottle of anti-chen spray.