Arranging to Meet Johnny. A Yellow Car...

It's been around about a week since I started 'Project: Most Magnificent Mary in The Multiverse' and it hasn't really lifted off yet, I've started slow and have been making her study at my house and she can ask me about anything she has difficulty with and I'll explain it to her so she can understand(I used to be an average joe so I know how to tell her the information in a way she would understand). I'm not seeing any immediate results as she hasn't had any tests at school yet and she hasn't had to hand in any of the assignments for her classes but from what I can see she asks me a few times to help her with the same type of problem but after that she pretty much has it down to a point and doesn't really need my help with that thing again.

I'm starting slow with her, what I'm doing is some low grade mental manipulation. While studying with her I'm subtly telling and mentioning things to her and slowly changing her views, I'm talking about the current politics and explaining my views regarding them, the current economy, different businesses and scandals and all starts of stuff. I'm broadening the horizons of her mind and subtly making her think about different things as well as making her more cunning while talking about politics(explaining that shit is really tiresome but if you can understand all the little intricacies and 'See Underneath The Underneath' you will be very good at anything social and separating bullshit from truth), I'm also talking about different women who have achieved great things and the difficulties they went through. I am telling her about Emma Frost(successful woman, chairperson and chief executive of Frost International as well as Headmistress of Massachusetts Academy) as well as Virginia Potts AKA Pepper Potts a former secretary and personal assistant of Tony Stark(which is probably the hardest job on the planet, dealing with that arrogant smart ass), executive and current CEO of Stark Industries as Tony couldn't be bothered doing it anymore and gave it to her.

I am introducing her to a lot of strong female women who have many big accomplishments and making sure to get her to idolise them instead of the stupid actors and models she used to idolise. I want her to idolise Pepper Potts in particular, a fiery no nonsense redhead who regularly deals with Tony Stark(The world may only see his heroic actions but I know from my meta knowledge how much he fucks everything up and keeping him from ruining the world is a hard job) and the current CEO of Stark Industries, to go from being a assistant and secretary to running a company(though admittedly Tony only wanted the best) will show Mary Jane that anything is possible, I won't tell her about Pepper Potts grades and achievements before starting to work for Tony Stark as this way it means a lot more for her.

Anyway it's been a few days and I'm beginning to worry that the Fantastic Four aren't going to take any notice of me so I have decided to start my plan B, to make friends with Johnny storm but I have to do it in a believable way. Sadly that believable way is going to cost me quite a bit, I really don't want to do this but it is for my dream. I will apologise to my baby later, if I have time I will give her a really good upgrade and pimp the shit out of her.

It is currently 9pm and I am travelling to the less respectable part of New York and not quite Hells Kitchen but no where near Queens, it's where the rent is low and the streets are alright but there are some hoodlums and gang members hanging around providing some danger to the neighbour hood. It is pedestrian for my current objective, if only my current objective wasn't such a sad and regrettable one but it has to be done for my dreams.

I am now in the heart of the neighbourhood and find an empty street to park on, once my beautiful Audi R8 is parked up I lock it and start walking away. This is all part of my plan, I need a way to meet Johnny without it being questionable so they don't start to get suspicious of how we met, I need a legitimate way to meet and befriend him. This is the only way I can currently see to do that and not look suspicious.

The plan is to leave my beautiful car in this bad neighbourhood and take a walk maybe go to a convenience store and buy a drink, while I'm doing this my poor defenceless car will be waiting on this street and surely some hoodlums will see my bewitching car and seeing that it is defenceless they will force themselves upon it and have their wicked way with it. Luckily and coincidentally just before coming here I attached a steel plate to the underside of my dashboard underneath the wheel preventing the thugs from getting to the wiring and highjacking my car, I also made sure that no fuckin screwdriver or something will be able to start it from the ignition. Also bravery coincidentally attached to the steel plate will be a note that shoves the fact that they can't take the car in their face while also making sure to insult them in various ways and laugh at them. I chose this neighbourhood for a reason, the gangs here mostly used baseball bats, crowbars and shit, they have guns but hardly use them. Seeing my note they are likely to get angry and proceed to use their various melee weapons to take out their anger on my poor little car(I'm already regretting this) and my car will no longer be in workable condition. All this will help in my plan to meet Johnny. The things I do for my dream, sometimes I question if it is all worth it especially you my gorgeous car.

I've been walking for while now and I see a convenience store, I quickly go in and browse for a bit before leaving with a bottle of coke and some tic-tacs(everybody likes a tic-tac). After leaving the store I turn around and begin to head back to my car this should be enough time for some punks to trash it, I might just try and track them down in the future to have a little payback even though I want this to happen.

I walked by a noisier building and after asking a few people leaving the building I learn that apparently it is a pro wrestling match which is taking challengers, I contemplate for a few seconds whether or not to enter and have a go myself before someone told me that the event is over and that some short guy in red and blue won it. Around five minutes later I am getting closer to the block my car is on, I am currently walking by a library and up ahead I seem to see some kind of altercation.

Up ahead there seem to be a a scruffy looking guy holding a sack that looks a bit heavy, he is currently knocking on the window of a yellow car and shouting at whoever's inside and telling them to get out. It's curious but it should just be a regular mugging and if whoever's inside goes along with it than they should be alright, I'll keep watching to make sure it doesn't get out of hand. Getting involved in this kind of thing and giving a statement to the police will help add to the story I'm trying to create.

Slowly an old man gets out of the car but he seems to be trying to talk to the scruffy man and trying to make him reconsider and not do whatever it is he wants to do, apparently scruffy has had enough and starts to shout at him getting a bit physical with the old man and yet the old man refuses to move. I think I am going to have to get involved, I start to make my way towards them at a leisurely pace.

Suddenly it all escalates before I can do so much as blink, the old man is pushed backwards onto the car and the scruffy guy reaches his hand into the back of his pants.

He draws out a gun and begins to point it at the old man...